>tfw your eye bags and acne are why you're a robot
inb4
>Just sleep more
>Just wash your face bro, worked for me
are you jewish? (sincere question, not memeing)
err how old are you op?
original
>>36582224
No, I was raised catholic.
How do you cope when everything is shit and nothing makes you happy?
Read a lot of superman stories and drink.
You recognize that you've described clinical depression and you take steps to get that shit fixed.
i go on /r9k/ and post facebook-tier ironic depression memes with cats on them
>wake up
>there's still nobody lying next to you
>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup
Really makes you think.
>>36582257
kekkeronni
>Wake up
>There's a gay dragon lying next to me
Who exactly was in the wrong in this situation?
>>36582062
The ones who brought niggers into U.S.
>>36582062
The evolution. It forgot about niggers.
>>36582081
>>36582109
I make these threads just to bring out /pol/.
You white bois crack me up. Now I'm gonna leave this thread, get away from my PC, and get in my comfy bed with my white wife
Did you get the belt as a kid? Or did you grow up in a BETA household? No psychology memes allowed
Nope, worse we got were getting slapped pretty much.
>>36582044
No but we were fighting/wrestling with brother all the time. Must have felt good for that faggot being 5 years older.
whenever my mom got angry she would yell at my dad to hit me with his belt
I'm thinking of playing the "Blue Whale" game, Should I do it?
Give me the quick rundown on this game
>>36582755
You harm yourself in ever increasing gruesome ways and then kill yourself by jumping from a building, because it's kind of a bet or something.
Yes, this is considered a """game""" in 2017 and teenagers have actually died because of it. If this is not an argument for a mass millenial genocide i don't know what is
>>36582755
It's basically a game in which you are assigned a task each day for 50 days, the tasks are pretty weird or just stupid, but the last task says that you have to kill yourself. This is all organized in Facebook, so if you don't kill yourself, the will track you down and they will do the job.
Who else here /no friends, no car, no job, no gf/
>>36582007
im everything plus a dropout
>>36582007
> No friends
> No car/license
> Shit wagekek job
> No GF
> No friends
> No car
> Highschool fag
> tfw haven't talked to a girl my age in 3 years
> tfw I realize this is only the beginning
Why do women think this is attractive?
It looks retarded. Stop wearing your fucking pants so high. This outfit is the female equivalent of the male "cargo shorts and buttonup flame shirt".
I think it looks attractive
But then again i'm not a faggot so maybe that's why.
>>36582024
Or maybe you just have shit taste. Seems more likely.
I personally think it's cute. Idk
>tfw you realize people on 4chan aren't cleverly pretending to be idiots but are in fact complete idiots and you've spent countless hours polluting your mind with the thoughts of these idiots
yeah but that, """""synchronicity,""""" though, amirite?
i realized at some point the whole creative aspect of my identity, the intelligent thing, was just something foisted on me by people looking for redeeming qualities in me, that i was willing to take on for the benefits. the reality is that i'm a lazy chronic masturbator. i can clip my toenails by folding them back then ripping them off. now there's a talent.
>>36581990
>I'm just like, 3 smart for this bored :^)
So you're one of those guys?
The accelerated postmodernism of 4chan has gotten to the point that I have no idea what level of irony anyone is on at any given time
The world as a whole has dissolved into an indecipherable mess of genuine meaning, irony, genuine meaning so stupid it comes off as irony, post-ironic meaninglessness, shilling, virtue-signalling, and propaganda that even people who watch generic tv news every day have realized that one has no access to anything resembling the truth
The internet was a mistake
You just don't belong here if you say things like, "Kill yourself, weeb." and "Anime is trash." We know you came from r/the_donald or something during the 2016 election.
>>36581988
kill yourself weeb, anime is trash
>when someone who hates anime comes to anime website but it's le okay cause on non anime-specific board of anime-site
They just heard 4chan is le cool meme birthplace and shit it up with their bad opinions and reddit attitude and posts.
I don't hate anime. Just indifferent to it.
This just happened over text:
>Girl: Do you think XYZ likes me?
>Me: I dunno, do you want him to?
>Girl: Suspicious question, are you jealous if I say yes?
YES I WOULD BE VERY JEALOUS
HOW DO I ANSWER PLS
>>36581970
>"Honestly, yes."
get off the internet you stupid fucking mong
I'd answer no. Even if the girl I liked liked someone else, I'd try to be happy for her, and fucking deal with it. If you answer yes, then I believe you are completely done, and she might think odd things.
>>36581970
Be honest, but also try to sound confident
why aren't you taking a bath /r9k/?
It will relieve your stress. Try it.
>>36581913
good thread I give it 10 points
How is your water that fucking blue?
My apartment doesnt have a bath
Hey you Trumptards
Can you explain this massive tax cut for the rich?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/26/us/politics/trump-tax-cut-plan.html?_r=0
I don't comprehend 4chan's support for Trump, he's going to hurt all of you faggot NEETs and help his rich buddies you idiots
>4chan's support
don't group all of us with them man
Sorry, I think you have this confused with /pol/.
>>36581851
Back2pol.
Also "Massive tax cut for the rich" is a meme. Do you live in a post-industrial part of the country? I did, until the lack of jobs and insane cost of living drove me out. For the past 60 years, they've been under Democrat rule and tell the everyday man "we're fighting for you". What they really mean by that is that they and their rich pals from mega-corporations who have enough money to get specific tax cuts from government are getting rich, and that small businesses get destroyed so the large companies (connected with corrupt politicians) monopolize the market.
So breaking this down, a corporate tax rate cut to put small businesses on a level playing field with the mega corporations who already pay almost no taxes anyway?
Why is that a bad idea?
Perhaps it's time for you to get a real job or grow up a bit more to understand what really happens. Reading New York Times articles from the viewpoint of folks who have never worked in the private sector is no substitute for experience.
The only thing I've ever enjoyed is music while on oxycodone
>>36581732
tfw fapping while on benzos
do girls really piss straight down when standing?
I know there's a bit of a lean in the pic but it's still way less tha 45 degrees, even
>>36581770
The panties are causing the piss to pool slightly before dripping out. That's why it's straight down
I'm attractive, and if you want to know how it feels to be attractive it's pretty much like this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reznfS89oIU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhQ-AEZovE
Most of the girls i ever meet act like that all the time when i'm talking.
Ask me if you want advices.
Wow nick bateman looks way less attractive on camera in motion than in pictures, still a good looking dude tho
I don't see how you could give advice. Just stop being disgusting and unattractive?
>>36581747
He is a instagram model, he live of the photos, if you want to meet a model that look 100% times better in real life and in motion go and see Gandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVX2nEEBQrM