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>>37016884
I'm no orbiter, but I'll listen to you if you wish to talk.

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>>37016884
>borderline personality disorder

Oh God run for the hills

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>>37016884
heh I guess it's your lucky day m'lady

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Happy birthday anon. I did 2-CB on mine, yesterday.

>>37016872
Happy birthday, bud. My last 6 or so have been spent alone in my room as well, I'm used to it.

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>>37016872
Merry Birthmas, OP
I hope you find peace in this world or the next

>>37016995
>unless you live in Brazil or italy
>i unironically live in Brazil

fug. well, she probably has a boyfriend or something like that, she plays in a band and stuff. still, it felt nice being kissed by my crush.

>>37016860
One time, a girl yelled at me for staring at her chest when we were both on the train
I still fap to this memory

>Pokemon diamond/crystal comes out during sophomore year in hs
>a lot of students have a copy, one day a senior asks if I can do a trade to evolve his Magmar
>turns out he is friends with a relative so I wind up running into him a while later at their house
>eventually the three of us hang out more in the summer, turns out he's also into anime and manga
>senior year, debate asking him out to prom but decide not to because he had graduated, stay at home instead
>wind up at the same college he's attending so we hang out there and occasionally go to the movies together

Someone commented at one point that he would never invite anyone over to hang out at his house and I was there a couple times. I feel stupid for drifting apart from but I had a lot of family drama and felt like a dead weight because I didn't drive or have any income until I got a job. I wish I had said something about it instead of keeping it to myself for so long.

>>37016703
Nope. Her head is too small.

kys globalist scum

>>37016703
Go away kushner you fucking snake.

2005
Redid 4th year, would've been 2004 if I didn't slack off.

2002. I was class of 2004 and graduated early though.

>>37016678
>>37016723
Are you guys gonna make out?

Holy fuck, I just realized that current Columbine seniors weren't even born yet when the shooting happened.

Fuck I'm old.

My grandmother worked at Columbine High School the day of the massacre. She had been an English teacher as well as a counselor. She told me Harris and Klebold were losers :^)

>>37016626
Yeah, attending a school with its name typed out in fucking coming sans must be the worst...

The most expensive mistake you can make in life is getting into expensive drugs you retard

Yep. And be poor and the kid grows up poor and fucked out of a good childhood.

>>37016644
23 yo weed user father here

I spend about $20 a week on weed and about $60-120 a week on misc baby stuff including diapers and whatever else he needs

>>37016150
Well, it won't just happen, OP. If you want to look somewhat like the pic, it would take a long time of lifting and building muscle. Dedication. I actually recommend going to the gym. It's not as scary as it seems unless you go to a shitty place (avoid the big chains). After a while it either starts being fun or you just keep going because you feel guilty if you don't. Home gyms are good, but it's preferably to pay for a membership at first because that at least will give you a reason to go.

>>37016150
By gamer do you mean STICC or do you mean fatass? If you're a stick you need to eat big and lift a lot, if you're fat you just need to watch what you eat and lift a lot. If you want to get ripped really fast, roids with lifting is a shortcut, but with roids you need to keep using them or keep lifting like crazy.

>>37016150
If it's related to your face / frame, forget it, it's genetics

cause that's gay

>>37015753
I used to suck my friends' dicks when I was younger though
We all drifted apart and they have (((girlfriends))) now :/

>>37015753
Why even engage in this self deception if you live in a country where being gay isn't a big deal?

>>37015721
I smoke dick instead

>>37015721
How do l acquire this?

>>37015721
>tfw you will never be this alpha

why live

I hope so. Like my grandfather used to say: "Slap a Jap, buy war bonds".

>>37015718
>old people
>moral
>respectful
The closer you get to dying the less of a fuck your give.

It doesn't seem like that will be the case, sadly...

>>37015300
Have the same feeling OP. Always been straight but one day I had a complete mental breakdown and developed psychosis and also fell madly in love with my best friend.

It's more healthy for you to embrace you feelings than try to smother them. If your friend is straight that would be really tough to deal with.

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>>37015300
Post a pic of his face. nice dubs btw

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>>37015416
It's a bad pic but it's the only one I have (He's not photogenic)

because why the fuck not it's a fucking game

>>37015101
Brother plays girls because runescape era catfishing, never got over it

>>37015101
Males understand female aesthetic more than females do. Also when you're playing a video game I'm sure most people subconsciously try to self insert as the male main character. Most male main characters are not the kind of guy that plays video games, so it's much easier to just play as eyecandy.

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how do you stop derealizing?
earlier i was surprised when i saw myself in the mirror

>>37015185

I have similar issues. Seeing yourself as if you were someone else is disgusting, in my experience. Do you find it disgusting too?

You'll derealise less when you stress less. What worries you?

Have you been depressed for a while?

>>37015031
Hey Nick. How have you been doing? It's good that you're busy at least.

>>37014984
>how was she
she's lovely, always tried to make me happy, and tried to make use of what we had when we didnt have enough
>did it fucked up you badly
i'd like to think it didn't but that depends on the person
>how did she ended up alone
she fell for a chad who didnt want to settle down

My dad died when I was around 14 or so. The damage was already done by him, and he was damaged himself
Mom is not the type to get another man and I wouldn't like it anyway

>how was she
Nicest, kindest person imaginable. It tears me up that I'm a loser 26 year old KV who will never get to repay her by giving her the grandkids she wants so badly.

>did it fucked up you badly
I definitely became more sensitive and less masculine than my friends who had fathers around full time.

>how did she ended up alone
My dad is an alcoholic with a ton of mental problems. It was inevitable.