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ty stan

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>>36887883
I'm extremely good looking yet women aren't beating down my door. Why? It's because I'm a loser loner like the rest of you

personality? you mean nice guy personality? good luck with that op. What you need is social network. That'll show women that you're approachable. A nice personality isnt enough. Good luck op. and make friends.

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>>36887778
I can relate to this. This is sad. You are making me sad.

TIL people masturbate with their right arm

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>wristlet

kill me sempai

>>36887759
Social welfare should be removed all together

Until automation takes over all jobs. Then we can truly live in a socialist paradise.

All or nothing in my honest opinion, pussy footing the issue gets you nowhere.

>>36888109
get back to work, wagie. you dont want your boss to catch you browsing 4chan, do you?

>>36888109
Automation won't take over all jobs though. Imagine going into a store and not being able to spend money because all the machines are down? I work as a cashier in a store that also has self scan machines. Waiting in line to use them and watching people's pathetic attempts to do my job always makes my day. The machines frequently crash too. I got some free food the other day because I managed to do just that. I am sure the whole network could go down at some point and fuck it all up.

But I don't have that problem. I can ring up hundreds of dollars worth of food in minutes while your dumb ass talks on the phone. Amazon's RFID store idea might work, but how is that going to apply to a store like mine with hundreds of varieties of produce that needs to be individually weighed? Where dumbass customers mix and match produce in the same bags? Imagine the shrinkage lol.

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damn
what happened to my queen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo2kR5q9O1U

she is not a model or artist or something. Her job is serious shit so turning into babushka for her is pretty expected.

>>36887674
>Being Equivalent on the same tier as junkies
I hate myself so much.

>>36887674
Junkies.
Fat people can become workable people through proper care of various sorts and learn from their mistakes.

Junkies on the other hand can only ever become addicts who refrain from their drug for life but the actual addiction never goes away.

Also drugs do an insane amount of irreparable damage to the body.

>>36887684
Food addiction is still an addiction anon.

If you look at it that way, it might be easier to get some control over it?

>>36887542
fornication is a sin but wiazrdry isn't? religion is supposed to improve your life, not keep you from living it

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>>36887542
do it anon
dont get cucked by baby jesus you giant pussy

>>36887542
Fornication is a sin, because it leads your mind away from God, yes? Well if you are constantly thinking about it, then you are already fornicating in your mind.

"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."

I'm 27 years old and I've never had a girlfriend

I'm 27 years old and I don't have any friends

>>36887522
30 here KHV.
Trust me you're not as unique as you think.

>>36887496
>How often do girls make the first move? I am too anxious to make the first move on any girl, so I am doomed to waiting
You write like underage. Sure there are some girls who approach but they're usually mental or complete sluts. What happens most of the time is that girls drop obvious signs and wait for your initiation. If girl really likes you then "escalation window" remains open longer. Basically approaching girl is a risk.

>>36887496
Girls often never make the first move, it's commonly and universally expected for the guy to take the initiative. I'll never make any moves on girls because I'm too anxious to take the initiative on anything, and I'm sticking to 2D.

Very rarely

They'll try and give "signals" if they want you to talk to them though. But beware, these signals are so fucking vague that they can still act like you're a creep if they decide they don't like how you speak.

Are you a girl (female)?

Or a girl (male)?

This needs clarification.

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>>36887417
girl(male)

P-people say I'm cute though ;;;

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jesus christ what a fucking mess get a fucking job you roastie cunt reeeeeeeeeeeee

True, but it does feel really nice.

Also smell and taste entirely depends on hygiene. If the girl is clean it's gonna smell and taste close to nothing.

>>36887362
I want emotional support. Not gross secks

How does she have zero hair on her butthole?

Also where is her clit? Looks like it's tiny or missing entirely.

Fix your diet and the rest will fall into place.

Cut out all that sugary processed garbage, stop eating fucking ramen you mong.
Your testosterone levels are probably low as fuck too. Do you even realize how much that shit effects you? It's likely why you're such a lethargic unhappy fuck.

>>36887288
how the fuck did you get a gf anon

>tfw soon starting programming internship
I'm happy that things are finally going well but at the same time it makes me anxious as fuck.
I have to work hard now but I'd rather retreat to a cabin in the woods and do some gardening all day but I can't because I don't have money for that kind of thing.

What is this from?

viking i guess

>>36887285
The Knight. They have class.

>>36887285
Vikangz toptier
Knights are ok
There should be a hybrid between those two
Remove weebs

You gotta post all of them buddy.

>>36887363

You sweettalk your own internet girl, I earned these.

>>36887379
> I earned these.

No friendo, you paid for them..

She is now trying to make you feel special to make sure you remain a customer of her..

If you started today it would be fairly easy to complete but you won't so good luck on Thursday

>>36887320

hypothetically, say I did start on Thursday?

Just start now
2000 words in 3-4 days is doable and not even memey

>Be roleplayer
>Make post to get 100 replies
>It'll actually work

pls be real and post pictures

last time i made this thread i got like 50 (You)s, i almost drowned

r9k is just too easy