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>9th grade
>English teacher has us fill out some paper day one with stuff like interests quirks important things she needs to know etc.
>Tells us it'll just be read by her later so she can understand us
>Once we finish she tells us she lied and we have to read ours in front of the class
>Tfw wrote about how I was depressed, alone, and wanted a quiet desk in the corner because I had crippling anxiety
First betrayel of high school within record time of minutes
>Go up
>Mumble something about liking music
>Sit down
She ended up putting me in the front

I once, when I was a horny teenager and alone on the weekend, jerked off 9 times in a 24 hour period.

>>38400883
Only managed 3 times. Did it hurt?

hope you get aids too

>>38400717
Is this a serious post

orig

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>>38400717
You cunts ruin every fucking board with your shit. It's as if you have nothing else to do but shitpost homo, racebait, and cuck threads 24/7. I don't even care if it's just a couple, but you cunts fill half the board with your bullshit, and I don't care what the shitposters replying to me say it wasn't always this bad. You braindead retards have somehow managed to make this cesspool worse. End your life my man

Not shitskins, pizzskins

>>38400705
>>38400732
No that'd imply their condition was curable fixable.
They aren't even human they are hideous ghouls

I have never seen a single fembot post in an acnebro thread except the ones who are ghouls themselves. They must really consider them hideous.

U can be my friend anon
Pls

Same

originalalalalalalall

>>38400691
Who isn't these days?

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>>38400651
Bleach.

organial

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Here is what I am drinking, weeb man

>>38400696
That shit is good I can't lie, not huge on scotch but it's pretty damn good

>>38400645
When I was in elementary school I "dropped my pencil" ten times per class whenever a girl in a skirt was sitting across from me, I'm almost 100% sure they noticed.

I kept doing it anyway.

>>38400645
No because I don't look at girls in public especially their bodies. Every time you do you give them your energy that nurtures their ego and gives them more power. And it's wrong.

>>38400645
>only once did the girl say anything. It was kind of awkward

Yeah, just don't even tell us what she said. gj.

Robots on the archipelago so the chads/stacies/normies can form a successful society on the mainland and expand it over a wide area

>>38400624
this guy gets it
also bump

fuck me then
last bump
i should have posted this on a monday, board slow as hell
if this 404s i'm gonna try another day

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let's get this going, anons

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Very recent, about 12 hours ago.

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>>38400983
fresh oregano

original

>>38400531
a loli wife for every NEET

every female grows a large penis

how did a shitty porn artist become president

tell me everything. Don't sperg out about it at first, start with twenty words or less

>>38400525
hey my dude not going to pretend I know how you feel but have you tried getting help? theres always a possibility to turn your life around and b happy : )

>>38400576
I have and I'm convinced some people just can't be fixed

>>38400470
why the HELL would you go to a singles event? what is wrong with you?

You shouldnt have expected good picking at such an event.

>>38400470
>But then she dropped the "...and my kid..." line

You should have asked what happened to the kid's father. Maybe her husband died in an accident or something. That would make it okay in my book.

Frank https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYQs2rRnJYY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-I5Xr88vhs
Although you should probably listen to something inspiring or cheerful instead, wallowing seems fun but it's destructive.

change your heaaarrt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ksz4NAM94Rw

I have no self-restraint and I'm not interested in building any lmao

You just restated the same thing twice

you mean "did you become mentally ill because you isolated yourself or did you isolate yourself because you were mentally ill"

And the answer is I don't even know anymore

Personality disorders are a mental illness.

I'm a schizoid so yeah it's impacted on my ability to do anything in life, even simple things in life like going outside or to a shopping center, let alone having relationships or working a job.

I'm 30 now, only just started seeing a clinical psychologist for this a few months ago, but I've already had tests done with a specialist the psychologists sent me to and I've been diagnosed.

Going to be applying for autism bux this week as the 2 psychologists who I've been seen have both recommended I apply. Their giving me their written reports this week ( the shit I have to hand in with my autism bux application).

>looks like an autistic virgin who watches cp
>20 years and millions of dollars later
>looks like he could fuck your bitch without even trying

Looks like a literal evil villain

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>>38400480
It's funny how the most robot looking billionaire is the most evil one

>>38400302
You're way too slow dude. I've seen this picture about 3 times already today. I expect fresher bait.

>>38400302
>artsy 4th of july
PROUD PATRIOT

Lmao "go ape"?!?!?


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