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Is it okay to fap to anzu

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Anyone here listen to vocaloid music? It's the only thing other than drugs and alcohol that still make me happy. My favorite in Rin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYoz0JmnZo

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Cross-posting from 99chan because they're slow as fuck.

I hate my brother. My heart and thoughts start racing when I think about him, including as I type this. Sometimes my thoughts turn violent.

Context: I'm 24, he's 29, we both live with our parents. Technically, my biological dad is his step-dad. He and his now-ex had an accidental pregnancy about 8 years ago, and since then the poor kid has been ferried between our house, hers, and whoever she happens to be dating. For all of that time, my brother has not sought better employment, is practically dependent on weed, and shows no signs of moving out any time soon. For eight years he has expected my parents to pick up any slack in watching and caring for his son, and will become defensive, angry, and vulgar at the slightest suggestion that he should take a more active role in being a father. I've watched him lie on the couch on his phone while my parents engage and play with his kid, and yell and even curse at his kid at, again, the slightest provocation. I can provide plenty of specific examples of this.

My question is: how can I cope with this? How can I continue to repress my rage and keep my sanity until I move out? I'm back in school until next spring to get a teaching certification. In the months leading up to my student teaching semester, I plan on applying to as many schools in as many states as possible in order to get out before I turn 26. I never want to see him again after that.

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Do you robots visit strip clubs
I usually go in Adidas track pants no underwear and spend my best bucks there it makes me feel better to have human contact

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What is this maneuver called?

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Hey guys

Come hang out with us and talk about robot things

https://discord.gg/gQ6CX

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>you have to 18 or older to post on 4chan

>there are people who claim to be virgins on 4chan

>that means there are people who are 18 or older and are still virgins

But that can't be right...can it?

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Any poly folk here?

I'm a guy, dating 2 girls seriously and 1 semi-seriously, who are each dating at least one other guy or girl, and those are probably also involved with other people. My relationship looks a bit like a sprawling molecule diagram lol.

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accidentally posted this in another thread kek
school autist thread:

>be 10
>kid called logan
>logan was an autist that thought he was top shit
>constantly hit on girls with aspie speak, thought he was basically king of the class
>there were three groups, my group of friends, the girls and logan's autist gang
>for some reason logan thought he could command respect from my group of friends
>nowtf.jpg
>eventually my group of friends and logan's sperg group are at each other's throats most lunch times
>our school had this small forest, it was pre cool
>after a while me and my friends started making huts in the forest
>ended up spending all of our freetime there, even spent a few hours after school there perfecting our tribe
>logan and his retard group caught wind of this
>they started making a hut in the other part of the forest
>he started shit with us, broke one of our huts
>we start breaking their shit but to a much bigger effect since our group had like 10 - 12 people in it he only had like 4 autist friends
>eventually a full on school fight starts
>every lunch time we're beating the living shit out of eachother with sticks
>teachers don't do shit, idk why they never did
>after a while there's like five different groups doing it
>but as the original dudes we have most of the authority since our little village took up like a quarter of the forest
>after a while the other tribes start joining in on beating logan's group to shit
>the others usually just broke their huts, while our group went all the way and just fucking destroyed them
>at this point teachers are getting involved, logan's group constantly coming back with black eyes and shit
>after actually doing their fucking job, they see our forest empire we created
>when they tried to sort out what was going on, everyone sided with us out of fear except for logan
>teachers ended up thinking logan was breaking our innocent little hut creations
>logan and his autist group gets suspended

cont?

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Does anyone have an archive of her vids? Need the one where she berates me for looking at her feet

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Not to be confused with the /uni/ threads, where do you all study at?
How do you like it?
Is it comfy?

>tfw attend ASU and its not even on the map

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>severely autistic
>hideous
>emaciated
>disgusting and visible skin disorder
>extremely poor
>got kicked out of college
>almost homeless
>no friends
>start shaking if I go too long without drinking
There's much more but I don't want to identify myself. This is actual rock bottom. Anyone ever been here. It took me forever to write this I'm shaking so much.

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>Can't stop sniffing own ball smell
You guys know this feel right?

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>got a date with girl over POF
>we hit it off
>get back to her place, during dinner she said shes off for the next 3 days.
>we start kissing and she rubs near my dick, i had dickies khakis on, and I busted a nut
>it was visible and she looked disgusted
>she moved back to the other side of the couch and didnt talk for like 20 mins just starred at her phone and tv
>she says shes tired and has to get up for work, which is a lie
>i called her and texted her a few times since no response.

Now what do I do?

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you thought you was with the crew, we finessed you