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>mom finds your dildo
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>mommy found the willy wand
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>mom found the cum pantsu
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>>35716505
(girl) or (boy)?

originalfgwegawsg

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1. Share any problem you may have.

2. Ask any questions you may have.

3. For extended conversations, use a name right away; don't just tell me to call you Billy Boy, actually put a name in the name field, and do this right away; brownie points if you pick a name that relates to your issues.

4. Before you post, make sure I'm still around. To verify this, scroll down and look for an image that says, "Good-Bye, I will always love you," if that image is posted, that means I'm gone and will not be able to respond.

5. If you are aware of an abusive past and any oddities about your parents, this will come into play; so mention them early one because I will eventually ask you about it.

6. I really insist about the name. Do put it in the name field, so I don't mix everything up.
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>>35716442
Hello again, Nick.
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>>35716467

That was quick!

You and Facet are the two anons I remember very clearly.

Ask me a question.
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>>35716481
A question... I can think of none. Where did we leave off last time?

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>Drunk/drugs thread

I've got a day off work in regard to my highly competitive skills.

5 pm over, and I'm already getting drunk. Is anyone else with me?
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I'm getting high, buddy boy!! I've got the silver lemon Haze! I'm fucking gonna get high and jack off!!! Hahah and talk all kinds of shit on 4chins!!!
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What you up to lad ?

All night in ?
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>>35716476
Lol, Im actually smoking some Lemon OG, cheers

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Lets see how many of us browse r*k edition
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hehe now no one will know that I'm a diaspora
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>>35716375
does Israel count?
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Thoughts on Syria?

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https://discord.gg/Z6vEys3

active server with relaxed rules. anyone is welcome as long as you use common sense. come here and get comfy
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Actually goodo server
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>>35716362
Do you know the artist for this pic?

Decent server too, someone's getting in an autistic fight with a mod but he isn't being banned which is nice to see.
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we dont need any more gays frankly

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Ever since I was a child I always felt bad about eating and killing animals. I never knew anyone who was a vegetarian or vegan other than a couple female cousins who did it as a rebellious high school phase and constantly got bitched at and made fun of by my other relatives. All my friends and family members talk shit about vegetarians and consider eating as much meat as possible to be a good quality worthy of respect. Not eating meat is considered wrong.

My grandparents owned a fishing resort, and I would always hate catching fish and having to rip the hooks out of their eyeballs from the inside. When we were little kids we were told that fish don't feel pain like we do and everyone just accepted it, but it's blatantly obvious that the thing is conciously suffering when it's thrashing around in pain and trying to breathe. I would just hang out and drink and hope I didn't get a bite, trying to hide the fact that I had nothing on my hook.

I now realize that the only reason I bought and consumed products that require intense suffering to produce is because I don't want to be called a faggot and have everyone I know dislike me. I've become a closet vegan. What I want to know is why this is viewed as so morally wrong by so many people. What's so inherently wrong about not wanting to contribute to pain and discomfort? Why am I a bad person for not wanting to hurt things?
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go ahead and be vegan, just don't mention it too often or shove your beliefs other peoples throats.

no one really cares what you eat senpai.
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>>35716219
It's ok to do this, just don't go atoind shoving it down people's throats.
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https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2013/08/130808123719.htm
Really makes you think

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how do little dicklets titty fuck if they can't even get past the cleavage line?
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>>35716173
why would you even do a degenerate thing like that
dick goes into vagina, there is literally no point in putting your dick random places
is that so hard to understand
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i want to try fimpie how do i do when im only 5 inch?
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>>35716173
This fucking question

On r9k

My god

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Hello fellow robots.

At what age did you loose your virginity?
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15. It was originally terrible
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>>35716170
I lost it at nineteen, kind of
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>>35716170
>robots
>lo(o)se your virginity

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>chem and precalc exams tomorrow
>barely studied for either
>can't get off of /r9k/
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What's wrong with your penis? ._.
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>>35716044
Its shriveled up from my procrastination.
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>>35716005
>have to give a 4-6 minute speech on Friday for a communications class
JUST

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I am mad that I will never get to experience the sexual pleasure of tittyfucking this plastic whore because I am a 3/10 max, life fucking sucks
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>>35715988

>Chad fucked all the sluts you wanted to fuck
>Chad got prime teen pussy

Man, what's the point anymore if you missed out on all the good stuff
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>>35715988
i need more pics of this girl
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>>35716132
>tfw will only ever be able to jerk off to her

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Would you consider damaged goods if she's way out of your league and likes you?
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>>35715907
>Would you consider damaged goods if she's way out of your league and likes you?
doesn't matter because this is a hypothetical situation
nobody likes me
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I prefer damaged goods, they have more character.

Depends on how they're damaged though.

None of those BPD turbo-slut """fembot""" types.
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i bet she has some serious farts after eating that

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>tfw started balding
>tfw life is over and there's no point anymore
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>>35715898
go full bald man, shave that shit off.
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>>35715898
>26
>absolutely no balding at all
>still look like a kid unless I grow my facial hair out
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>>35715943
Yeah well are you a virgin fag with no friends

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What would you do if a cute girl gives you this look while you are walking in public
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>>35715854
I send out my other boy to fight'em
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>>35715854
seek out an ophthalmologist because apparently ive lost colour vision
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"JESUS CHRIST WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYES, THEY'RE MASSIVE"

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>tfw my "friends" won't talk to me until I go see a psychiatrist
>tfw if I do this, I'll likely be pulled out of my program, and put in a ward.

Why can't things just work out for me ever. I was right. My friends really are just trying to abandon me.
In the end, Im negligible and worthless.
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Do it anon.
They are trying to help you, because they know you need help.
Just don't imply that you are actively thinking about hurting yourself or other people.
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>>35715959
Too late. When one of them was at my house last week, he snooped about and found a suicide note while I was in the washroom
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You should seek help for yourself. I don't believe you should go to a ward though, I've heard nothing but horror stories from people. Even the ones that just went in there because they were suicidal.

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Post soft soles
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The softer looking the better
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Just look at those wrinkles
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The left ones are really good

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