My grandma just died.
Help me please. You're the only friends I have
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PsEfd3u45c
this song should cheer you up
Condolences.
Maybe this song will help a little. I hope you like rock music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xShQklx_9E8
>>35508443
my grandma will be dead soon too
a few weeks ago i heard strange noises from her room and went in there to discover her having a ministroke, her health has declined since then. it won't be long now. wish you the best OP
it's a hellish life
Would you transform into a member of the opposite sex if you had the chance~?
>>35508402
No I like being a guy and having a dick.
I would be scared to make that decision because I want to say yes but I also know that anime has warped my brain to make me venerate cute girls over anything else on the planet.
No, I would missing being able to piss standing up too much.
So I made myself a grill. What does /r9k/ think? Would I be a Stacy if I was playing life on easymode?
You wouldn't be the hottest but i'd let you cuck your boyfriend with my xxl magnum cock
>>35508305
You look cute. I would ask you on a date, but you would say no anyway.
Why even live?
>>35508305
You're a cute girl desu. I would fugg your girlpussy.
omegle thread
it's lacking a bit of suaveness & guile atm
haven't seen my omegle bf in months :(
>>35508268
When ever I post this always include the tags
tags: r9k, omegler9k, r9komegle, robot9001
>>35508819
might be why your threads always die anon
Give me one good reason as to why women shouldn't be forced into breeding camps where they are impregnated and forced to raise young children(0-8yr) and executed.
>>35508195
Because the government wouldn't choose you guys to impregnate them. They'd want tall fair skinned chads to do it. Take sperm banks for example. You can only be a donator if you're educated, white, tall etc.
So even in that scenario, nothing would change in your life, friend.
>>35508195
Because that's fucking insane. No human being should be enslaved, especially on the whim of a person whose life isn't even that bad. Get some perspective, anon.
>>35508271
I don't care about breeding with the cunts, they should be kept out the way and there should be a lottery that determines whose semen is extracted and planted into the cunt by scientists. Everyone would forget of the holes existance, the children would be brainwashed until they no longer remembered the cunts that cared for them.
It sounds like a fair utopia to me
MBTI thread, autism edition
>>35508059
Too much sensors...
>>35508136
But they are smarter than intuitives!
>>35508148
>ywn be a sensor
Why live?
What the fuck is wrong with women?
>>35507699
Drama and feelies
>>35507699
She looks like that blacked girl
>even taking a picture of a sign she had to get herself in the shot
Jesus Christ
Tell me already, who are you? How is all of this possible? How? How are you doing this?
How is this possible?
>>35507607
elaboratereeee
>>35507607
>who are you
a college shutin
>how is it possible
too autistic for too long without proper help
>how are you doing this
because im too scared to die
Mentally and physically ill. How may I not be of assistance to you, today?
" by 2014 it was registering about one billion "swipes" per day."
I made a profile a couple of days ago and already have solid plans to hang out with 2 qts, genuinely cool-seeming chicks. I deleted my account yesterday though bc it takes too much time for me desu
I literally just took some shitty selfies and made a shitty bio and had several qt matches within hours
I'm not a virgin but this would be a cakewalk to losing your virginity
Just be attractive :^)
>>35507505
Could someone of his looks do ok on tinder?
>>35508256
make an account using eliott rogers pictures and quotes from him in his bio, and see what happens
>>35508932
That was done already, and there were matches and ONE girld who wanted to meet him. She was a chubby girl with glasses.
Also Elliot had Tinder account, but he found it useless. He mentioned about it at bodybuiding.com.
how brave are you?
starting at pic related can imprint these pictures in your brain for up to 3 months - i mean what do you have to lose anyway. At least its a fun experience.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCollough_effect
http://www.michaelbach.de/ot/col-McCollough/
Enjoy. Imprint only occurs after like 2-3 mins so you are save (for now).
>>35507280
I'll give it a try even though messing with my vision could potentially be dangerous since I have to drive a lot.
I bet it's just a meme.
>>35507533
>I bet it's just a meme.
no its not. Nobody knows why and how it works.
>>35507533
Report back with results.
could it be? has the hero arrived?
is this really it? is this asteamfeelsthread?
>tfw turned on by branding
>>35507307
Go to bed Azure.
server link for you shy cutieshttps://discord.gg/TBENaeN
>tfw when no spider waifu to accidentally crush you in bed with her massive abdomen
>>35507034
I'd imagine she'd be comfy and snug and I'm a cynic for gods sake.
>>35507034
>Tfw no horse waifu to warm you up with her perfect body temperature and ride you everywhere
How can actual humans compete?
>>35507063
>comfy and snug
If I'm jonna waifu a spider, I only want the top half to be snug, the bottom half is where the casing has to protect the epigyne
Should you shout at women when they're being cunts?
Example - https://liveleak.com/view?i=ba0_1489432910
Was the "get the fuck out" a bit much?
>>35507002
It's his car. He's not a chauffeur, he's trying to earn a living.
>>35507042
Yeah. But did he overreact.....or was it proportionate?
>>35507071
No, the drunk bitches overreacted.
I wouldn't drive some dumb drunk sluts around after they insulted me.
Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if
Okie doke!
>>35506957
Threadly reminder that Obama:
1 - Rescued the country from the Great Recession, cutting the unemployment rate from 10% to 4.7% over six years
2 - Signed the Affordable Care Act which provided health insurance to over 20 million uninsured Americans
3 - Ended the war in Iraq
4 - Ordered for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden
5 - Passed the $787 billion America Recovery and Reinvestment Act to spur economic growth during the Great Recession
6 - Supported the LGBT community's fight for marriage equality
7 - Commuted the sentences of nearly 1200 drug offenders to reverse "unjust and outdated prison sentences"
8 - Saved the U.S. auto industry
9 - Helped put the U.S. ontrack for energy independence by 2020
10 - Began the drawdown of troops in Afghanistan
11 - Signed the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals allowing as many as 5 million people living in the U.S. illegally to avoid deportation and receive work permits
>>35506957
>>35507005
(continued)
12 -Signed the Dodd-Frank Wall Street Reform and Consumer Protection Act to re-regulate the financial sector
13 - Dropped the veteran homeless rate by 50 percent
14 - Reversed Bush-era torture policies
15 - Began the process of normalizing relations with Cuba
16 - Increased Department of Veteran Affairs funding
17 - Signed the Credit Card Accountability, Responsibility, and Disclosure Act
18 - Boosted fuel efficiency standards for cars
19 - Improved school nutrition with the Healthy Hunger-Free Kids Act
20 - Repealed the military's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy
21 - Signed the Hate Crimes Prevention Act, making it a federal crime to assault anyone based on sexual or gender identification
22 - Helped negotiate the landmark Iran Nuclear Deal
23 - He signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act to combat pay discrimination against women
24 - Nominated Sonia Sotomayor to the Supreme Court, making her the first Hispanic ever to serve as a justice
25 - Supported veterans through a $78 billion tuition assistance GI bill
26 - Won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009 "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"
27 - Launched My Brother's Keeper, a White House initiative designed to help young minorities achieve their full potential
28 - Expanded embryonic stem cell research leading to groundbreaking work in areas including spinal injury treatment and cancer
>>35506957
Yesh i think these threads have gotten stale
Yesterday I was with some friends and I let my gf suck my best friend's dick. What do I do now?
>>35506915
Post her nudes
Onion
>>35506915
"let"
Fuck off loser, we all know you had no choice in the matter and your girl was already letting him take her up the ass for weeks
>>35506964
do you have a source for this information