what would you feel if you put a shotgun in your mouth at around 45 degrees and shot yourself with buckshot? if you hit tge wrong part of the brain will you live? wpuld you go unconscious after pullibg the trigger
>>36887243
Mm. Okay. What happened?
People have survived that shit and lived the rest of their lives physically and mentally scarred in constant agony.
That being said, get some help
>>36887400
Why not just get an automatic assault rifle or shotgun? It's almost impossible to live if you've shot yourself in the face with 10 bullets?
>today i just did 20 squats and 1 pushup
I already feel thinner than ever, soon I'll be ripped and fit
>>36887145
Ok! That's good stuff! Keep it up!
nicely done keep it up but get off the bord with this shit
gud jub brudda, i could never do that
>at work
>someone offers to bring food from mcd
>sure why not
>later eating
>feel confident today, try to make smalltalk
>casually mention that I eat mcdonalds burger almost every day because it's cheap, warm food 5mins away
>normies stare at me
>continue to reason that it's cheap
>girl I only ever said good morning etc. to asks 'you eat that every day?'
>try to be funny, look her in the eyes and say
>'every day'
>she goes away
>continue eating my cheese burger and finish before everyone else
>go to pc and realize I might have sounded incredibly autistic
On a scale from 0 to 10, how autistic would a norman think this behaviour is? I barely talk to my coworkers, am I going to end up being that guy?
This is why I don't talk to anyone, ever.
Better to let them think I'm some silent asshole instead of the obnoxious autist I truly am.
>>36887121
Are you fat? You sound fat. Then again they probably wouldn't seem so surprised if you are fat.
>>36887152
The thing is I felt really confident and continued tlaking about my burger behaviours and food. Fuck, if only I had said no and got there alone.
I think ive found a way to cope
just pretending everyone is not real
and they only exist in my head. they are like my imaginary friends. its so easy i cant believe i didnt see it earlier. nothing is real
im right too i can have fun however i want whenever i want
>>36887113
Yes, but how can you be so sure you exist?
>>36887167
asking myself that question makes me wonder if it even matters
>>36887113
I tell myself that every interaction it's a one time thing and I'll never meet them again.
That this time is practice, that every time is practice and that I'll have many more opportunities to practice dating
But in reality my life is passing me by and I'm a 23 year old virgin with only 2 years of college and no idea what I want to do with my life.
Ask a fembot anything. (I'm weird)
How much money would you need to be paid yearly to be a live-in maid with benefits?
>(I'm weird)
no you're a basic bitch lmao roflcoptr
How much for you to peg me?
ITT POST YOUR BLEPE OC
I didn't make it but who originally cares
>my thread got archived for this
HIS NAME IS BRETT YOU MEMEING FUCKS
GET IT RIGHT
How do I make my vagina less tight?
>>36886976
Just because you opened the cyst on your taint does not make it a vagina.
Let me stretch you out
let 10 niggers gangrape you you wannabe roastie piece of garbage truck literal trash can
>cute girl hits on me at bus stop
>very sweet and friendly, have similar interests (anime, vidya)
>genuinely seems interested in me
>she'sblack
God FUCKING dammit, why does this keep happening to me?! Looks like I'm gonna be alone forever boys....
>>36886969
Why not just do it?
https://youtu.be/Wb55teb1gJ0
good stay away from her, she deserves better.
>>36886969
You noticed she was black only after noticing she was cute?
When I start thinking of how worthless I am like Aya treated me I start to get a burning feeling inside me
its all over my head.. i dont want to cry anymore
Yo dude I think you might have syphilis.
Watch out with that shit.
>>36886983
i dont have syphilis
sorry
>>36886998
Yes okay but are you sure dude?
Because it'd be pretty bad if you did,
maybe you should ask a doctor to test you or something
Why do Americans put fries on everything?
>>36886921
Because they're fat fucks who literally shit themselves in the shops.
>>36886921
we do the same shit here in europe though, fries are cheap AF
but who was Scots?
Does anyone of you sees a future where he doesnt kill yourself, robots? How does it looks like?
>>36886856
I get tons of money somehow.
Buy my own home.
Fix my teeth.
Get rid of acne.
Get fit.
Buy whatever clothes I want.
Fuck bitches.
>>36886856
>become plummer
>find gf (female)
>have a shit ton of kids
looks bretty gudd
I'll still die, just really slowly.
Mummy May on The One Show edition
>final in two hours
>>36886807
Just had my flat inspection
Didn't get round to tidying up
Didn't get killed for it surprisingly
>>36886829
Good luck anon u can do it
Man has anyone on here read Elliot Rodgers manifesto aka "My twisted world". Man it hits too close home. "My whole world had changed. The "cool" thing to do now was to be popular with girls. I didn't know how to go about doing that. Skateboarding, I was able to do... dressing well, that was simple... But attracting attention from girls? How in the blazes was I going to do that?"
Everyone want's to talk about love being a human right for LGBT people. No-one seems to think that love / intimacy is a human right for people like Elliot. They didn't give him a shot. He gave them plenty
I was going to say something clever, but do not feel like doing it, as I am still sad about the (internet) death of "Elliot Rodger". I have all of his videos copied and I feel like reuploading them in YouTube.
Thank God the original Elliot never fails to comfort me in anything.
>>36886723
I've been meaning to read it. I've gotten in a few pages, and i've read snippets. It's sad, he reminds me so much of myself. I had a happy childhood mostly, I was a little shy and a bit of an outcast but I thought the grown up version of myself would overcome it.
I simply can't mingle with people, intimately or platonic. I have tried so hard, and i've never been given a chance. It's not just that, i've been toyed with. I had a long time friend confess her love to me, and when I said I liked her to we planned to meet up, but she stood me up 3 times, she claimed she wasn't ready for another relationship just yet. I said I can wait, and I did. She eventually got with a 3/10 manlet and overweight filipino guy with greasy skin. I got mad at her and I cut contact. For the last 4 months i've been making her life hell with guilt, dumping my problems on her. I tried guilting her into having sex with me but it won't work. If I decide to kill myself I'll invite her out on a hang out date, she will come as she wanted to chat to me in person. I'll kill her then.
>>36886723
>Man has anyone on here read Elliot Rodgers manifesto aka "My twisted world".
no
nobody has ever heard of this guy
nobody knows wtf you are talking about
the man whose picture you are posting is a complete mystery to this entire board
>24
>White Manlet
I've been in three romantic relationships and all three of them, cheated on me. I just want love, but all I keep getting is my heart fucking broken. My last relationship was three long years ago, I've just given up on love and life, I'm honesty ready to just end it. but before I do, I want to donate what little money I've earned via Youtube/Ebay, do you guys have any suggestions?
Try not dating heartless roasties retard. What did you expect from going out with women?
Hang in there, dude.
I know it can be tough.
Just find a girl that you share interests with, and hope for the best.
Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain anyway. It holds no real importance beside the importance you give it. Maybe if love never works out you could become an artist. Give art more importance than love.
If you have no artistic talents, work hard, and you will succeed. Finding the girl for you is just luck. Becoming talented is something you can actually work for.
>>36886753
>What did you expect from going out with women?
Love and compassion, each time it started off prefect and each time it ended the same way, I regret everything
Remember anon to brush your teeth today!~
But everything I'll eat will taste bad and I'll have a gross taste in my mouth.
>>36886643
Fuck fluoride.
Nah, I'll floss and use a natural mouthwash though
Have fun scraping off your enamel while consuming flouride to calcify your pineal gland.