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I feel you OP. It's been 4.6 years and I'm still trying to figure out how to turn myself back on.

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>>39383822
>it's been 15 years

>>39383966
How do you cope? Any advice? I feel like I'm walking down the same path...

>>39383696
I don't get what you are trying to imply. I find it weird when adult people pretend to be part of some high school cliche. For example people who are goth in their 20's. It's ok to enjoy pop music and metal.

Is this one of those "things that normies do that make your jimmies rustle" threads? Well, okay then.

> smalltalk
> pretending to care just to flatter you for future perks
> talking about FotM anime/music/games/whateverthefuck
> caring about celebrity drama
> caring about celebrities at all yes I'm looking at you, /ourguy/ spamming faggots
> wating to kill/torture/maim rapists/murderers/othercriminals, while still acting morally superior
> talking about how much you need your coffee/cigs/weed/otherdrug
> browsing social media when talking with someone
I think I made my point.

>>39384141
Autism lmao.
Like. Chill bro.

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>>39383641
Fucking hell are you me
All i do now is wake up, go to a job i hate delivering pizzas, come home and lay in bed watching youtube and on 4chan till i fall asleep
Rinse and repeat every single day.
I have 200 games on steam, 100xbox360 games, a n64, a ps2 a supernintendo and tones of games on each
Yet i havent played video games in weeks
I have a gym membership, gets used once a month when i find a slight sliver of motovation, then not again for another month.
I have lots of books to read, but havent read a book in years
Ive been studying programing and started making a game, but ill put in like 10mintues of effort into it a week.

Im 25, and honestly i dont see it getting better

I think the only way to actually get motivated is to ban yourself from the internet, otherwise youre trapped here

I'm in the same boat anon. Everything just seems so pointless to do.

>>39383773
Thought about it but banning myself from the internet will probably result in me sleeping 15 hours a day and watching stupid shit on tv for the rest of it.

I don't even understand anymore. It is not like I am pushing myself to do tedious shit, I am just trying to enjoy my days.

it's not funny, not even in an ironic way. Not even in an ironic ironic way either.

>>39383585
i would comment okay, but thats not original

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>>39383571
i feel ashamed of my life

>>39383536
Good choice m8

tfw trade school peasant

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>>39383536

>mfw fell for the apprenticeship meme

it's fucking horrible lads, is Uni a good choice to get away from home?

>>39383536
Which uni? I'm assuming it's the British one not the Aussie one? Or is it in some other country?

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>>39383493
Go to bed early. After like 2 weeks of that. Your body will re-adjust itself to the new day cycle and itll become a habit. If you're having trouble with that. Just do an all-nighter and next day go to sleep at 7-8pm

Pic unrelated

>>39383556
It's not so much the tiredness, it's the motivation.

The instant I know it's too late to go to work, I leap out of bed and jump straight onto 4chan and spend the whole day there.

>>39383611

Then It's either you hate/don't like your job.

OR. You need some goal to drive you forward. It can be as little as new pants, a bodypillow or as big as a new house, a gf

30 days (I think it's actually 28 but nonetheless) of continuous action forms a habit

>>39383447
>>39383470

The fuck you are talking about? You want OP to do charity or something?

>>39383481
>>>39383447 (OP)
>>>39383470
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>The fuck you are talking about? You want OP to do charity or something?

Well that's how long it takes to build a new habit or to get rid of it

>>39383428
>holy fuck it's addicting and hot
This is all well and good
>I consider myself straight
But anon...

>>39383428
>I consider myself straight

hmmmm...

>>39383428
Sexy outfit anon, would bully hard

>>39383122
Girl who used to be a guy, someone who had a dick knows how to please them better.

>>39383122
Can I get 2 blowjobs?

C) all of the above

>>39383006
>back to school
Underage untermensch

>>39383006
Keep slugging you gay shit. People are getting Run over by Jamal and getting fucking bombed and you're complaining about school.

Good luck anon

>>39383101

baguettes deserve it tho??

Stoner girls are also 100% more likely to agree to a double suicide

>tfw no stoner girl to double suicide with

>tfw weed just triggers migraines for you
Well fuck.

>>39382942
Losing weight. It is easy to eat like a big and harder to limit your calories when you are trying to cut

>>39382972
I know right? But people I asked always say that losing weight is so much easier. Yeah sure... fucking bullshit

>>39382942
Well what you're asking is borderline a question of psychology and will. Psychologically, the lardass is going to have a tough time exerting the degree of control necessary to both implement a regular fitness regiment and a complementary diet. The skinny guy will adjust quickly to the fitness if he isn't an idiot, but he has the challenge of bulking-- eating far more than he's normally used to, which in my opinion is far more difficult than cutting out food its vices. Essentially, assuming his mind is top tier, all the fat guy has to do is roll downhill, with the added bonus of the strength accrued in lugging all of that mass around. The skinny guy has to dart uphill, aggressively contorting his lackadaisical lifestyle into a far more structured one. Each has its difficulties.

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Masturbate until my fingers bleed obviously.

What kind of person would you be? (Remembering everything from this life). Would you still be like, yourself or??

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I would masturbate with every object that fits inside me.

You just found about about that? What're you 18?

>>39382795
No but I just remembered it earlier today

>>39382807
Yeah pretty cool he was never caught

>>39382697
I don't get it either OP. What's startling is how common it is. 36.5% of americans are obese.

>>39382697
Unfortunately, it's actually not that hard. Fat people just ate too many calories for their body to burn. The high-fat diets in the US are terrible for this, because dietary fat is stored as body fat if it isn't burned. And it usually isn't because how many cheeseburger-eaters go for jogs after? Lol

>>39382785
>because dietary fat is stored as body fat if it isn't burned.
you're gay