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>live in a small town with an active serial killer
>he only kills roasties

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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ca we be detectives ad solve this murder anon? tell us some specifics
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I wish him good luck of his roastie purge.
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>>38007782
do they know the killer's MO? how close was the closest killing to you?

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>ate corn mixed with rice for dinner
>again
who else /starving/ here

corn and rice are the only things I have
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>>38007761
I abstain from eating and drinking every other day as a form of penance.
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>>38007761
Corn and red rice are a good combination.
You should try that next.

I don't understand why anybody would eat plain rice. There's so many ways to make rice and so many grains you can mix with rice.
Only time I'd take plain rice is if it's going along with fish, because mixing cultures on a plate is sin.
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>>38007804
>I abstain from eating and drinking every other day as a form of penance.
I'm pretty much like this desu

When I lived with my parents eating didn't seem like that big of a deal, just something that happened three times a day

How the fuck is life unironically this hard? Or am I just like 10x more pathetic than the average human being

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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE CLUB TONIIIIIIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
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this needs to stop

please stop forcing this shit

this is a board for involuntarily celibate reclusive socially deficient virgins with a distaste for happy neurotypical people, not a place were you can spam your retarded dance memes

christ
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>>38007705
It's house u dummy
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>>38007878
No one actually enjoys this meme. They do it ironically, and to signal they are dying inside and want to kill themselves. Even 2011, a shitty year with even shittier music, seems like a good place to be at this point.

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>getting more fit by the day
>can actually see my ribs now
>no more man boobs, solid pecs
>arms and back are muscular
>legs are getting there
>still have a little belly chub
>wonder how fit I have to be to get a gf
>been working out 3 years now, went from obese to fitter than most guys
>how many more years of training will it take until girls like me?
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>>38007688
girls want money and bone structure (height, jaw)
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>>38007732
I'm 6'2" and two of my friends have told me I have a nice jawline. But my face is pretty average overall. And I'm going to university so I'm broke:(
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>>38007688
Lifting won't cure your Autism
>t./fit/

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I've come to realize how despicable the people here really are and that they being shunned is a sign of a good society. It is no surprise then that here you'll find racism, misogyny, self deprecation, entitlement and applauds at violence. For a time being I was swallowed up by this cesspool, thankfully I was able to return to sanity. From the depth of my heart I hope you all kill yourselves
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Eggman, is that you? How are you enjoying life on the other side?
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I'll keep living to spite you normie.
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how does eggman get a qt gf

>tfw keep telling myself "you're gonna be OK" every day
>tfw fighting off feelings of depression and despair
>tfw generally feel lonely and value every moment of human interaction I can get, but fear getting too close or becoming too distant
>tfw only just recently realized how little being liked by others truly matters compared to honing your best qualities and overcoming personal challenges, but only after years of shitty experiences with "friends"
>tfw want to break through as my own and shine like the star I know I am but spend most of my down time shitposting because I'm broke and have no car/driver's license

It's getting better, but the day-to-day rut is frustrating. What's up.
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>>38007665
I know your feelings all to well Janna poster, I've been drawing and requesting art to fill the hole people left out.
It's pretty fucked up way of coping but I don't know any other way.
oh and Shitposting on the chans help with the loneliness but it's never enough, but I refuse to talk to anyone in fear of getting hurt and hurting others.
It's just too much, I've grown tired of it all my experience with other people have left me despondent on life.
I want to die but am too much of a coward and past attempts were fruitless.
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>>38008177
>drawing
I'm surprised how satisfying it is to draw things. it feels much better than shitposting
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>>38008233
yeah, the stuff I draw (when I get my ass around to it) is really poorly done and morbid but I still enjoy it.
I haven't touched my pen in a while cause am currently in an even worse slump in terms of mood but hopefully I get back to a much more tolerable mindset.
maybe it's just laziness though.

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>pencil dick
>phimosis
>fordyce spots
>curves to the left

Anyone got it worse than me?
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mine curves to the right, otherwise we're dick bros
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I woke up like this
Pls diagnose
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>>38007592
There are bumps on the lower part of my shaft and Im a KHV. Im kind of worried about how to treat it since it hurts to touch my dick or even take a shower.

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What's your personal style robots?

>inb4 trenchcoat and fedora
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>>38007571
wearing clothes for attention is a normie thing.
basketball shorts and a shirt is comfy attire
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Khaki Cargo shorts
Loafers
Hoodie
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My favorite outfit is this long sleeved sweatshirt I have that's all black except for one sleeve with tiger print, a pair of ripped black jeans and a pair of black timberland boots. I also wear a small gold chain to finish it off.

My second favorite outfit is a white, button down shirt with red floral print. I roll the sleeves to my elbows, tuck it into a pair of black pants and wear some nice, black slip on dress shoes with a gold watch.

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I've realized that we really gotta stop being so hard on ourselves. A lot of the negative experiences that have shaped our view of ourselves and our assumptions about our potential happened when we were at our absolute dumbest and weakest. Life is like dark souls, of course you suck and die over and over again in the beginning, but over time you learn the ropes and get better and better, especially in the areas you have more experience in. Naturally the new areas bring new challenges, but by then you know that all it takes is persistence to overcome. And yeah some people were lucky enough to have a guide or chose a better build, but even the deprived find their way eventually.

These type of motivational threads really aren't my thing, but it really hit me today how silly it is to let the events that happened when I was at my worst effect me so much today.
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>>38007558
>but by then you know that all it takes is persistence to overcome.
That's not how life works. That's not how any of it works.
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>>38007558

>Persistence

Alternatively if you blow cock you'll just be stuck at Sen's Fortress forever
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>>38007671
Sens fortress was the best area in DS1.

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>that kid who graduated without being able to read
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>that kid who graduated without knowing how to solve a differential equation
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>that kids who took a bunch of easy credit courses at the end and barely passed
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>that hispanic kid that didn't speak english who just appeared in the middle of the school year and then vanished without a trace
>there'd be a new one(s) next year

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>maining fucking 4chan in 2017
>being this out of touch with the meta
>"""""competing""""" with the ridiculously nerfed content set, mong-tier equipment bans, sub-mong-tier match ranking, and fucking peerless player support
>getting owned constantly
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You sound retarded bruv.
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>>38007506
>4chan has been around for over a decade, genuine internet dinosaur
>Discord is a meme app gaymer version of slack that will abandoned by the end of the year
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>>38007506
you sound like an underage league of legends memer who just discovered reddit. sage

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>Talking to cute girl
>Making her laugh
>Not being a sperg
>Things going okay
>Suddenly Chad walks over
>He says something and she immediately looks at him and starts stroking her hair

FUCK OOOOFFFFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU GET ALL THE FUCKING GIRLS LET ME JUST FUCKING HAVE THIS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38007493
>making her laugh
this is not a sign that she likes you.
when will robots learn
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>>38007521
Hey, laughing is better than nothing at all
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>>38007594
Wouldn't know. I can only make girls cum.

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I'm on my 6th viewing of this show. It's just way too relatable to me. The dead end job, chasing after average looking women, the crippling self awareness...

What shows do you keep coming back to robits?
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Mark has a friend.
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This educational anime
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>>38007415
What's the name of that show?

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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone know this feeling?
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>>38007338
>Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?
ye
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>>38007338
Yeah, my best friend is a lesbian, and I have feelings for her, so it exacerbates how betrayed I feel for being born with male organs.

I wish I could be graceful, petite, and gentle... I hit the gym and weight lift but I don't like the body I'm developing. I want to do cardio instead and stay skinny.
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>>38007338
lul no
Vaginas look disgusting

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VEHICLE # 1 WAS TRAVELING NORTH ON NC 49, VEHICLE # 2 WAS TRAVELING SOUTH ON NC 49. VEHICLE # 1 STRUCK A DEER THAT WAS

ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THE ROADWAY. THE IMPACT BETWEEN VEHICLE # 1 AND THE DEER SENT THE DEER INTO THE SOUTH BOUND LANE STRIKING VEHICLE # 2. AFTER IMPACT BOTH

VEHICLE DROVE TO A EMPTY PARKING LOT.

Next post will be the full page, with some redacted details.
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Bethesda Physics IRL.
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Bonus internets to anyone who can figure out what I do for a living.
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yeah that'll happen my uncle hit a deer with his dump truck and it went into an oncoming car's windshield, I don't remember if he died or not but it was serious.


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