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PARTY ROCK IS IN THE CLUB TONIIIIIIGHT

EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

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>getting more fit by the day
>can actually see my ribs now
>no more man boobs, solid pecs
>arms and back are muscular
>legs are getting there
>still have a little belly chub
>wonder how fit I have to be to get a gf
>been working out 3 years now, went from obese to fitter than most guys
>how many more years of training will it take until girls like me?

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I've come to realize how despicable the people here really are and that they being shunned is a sign of a good society. It is no surprise then that here you'll find racism, misogyny, self deprecation, entitlement and applauds at violence. For a time being I was swallowed up by this cesspool, thankfully I was able to return to sanity. From the depth of my heart I hope you all kill yourselves

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>tfw keep telling myself "you're gonna be OK" every day
>tfw fighting off feelings of depression and despair
>tfw generally feel lonely and value every moment of human interaction I can get, but fear getting too close or becoming too distant
>tfw only just recently realized how little being liked by others truly matters compared to honing your best qualities and overcoming personal challenges, but only after years of shitty experiences with "friends"
>tfw want to break through as my own and shine like the star I know I am but spend most of my down time shitposting because I'm broke and have no car/driver's license

It's getting better, but the day-to-day rut is frustrating. What's up.

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>pencil dick
>phimosis
>fordyce spots
>curves to the left

Anyone got it worse than me?

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What's your personal style robots?

>inb4 trenchcoat and fedora

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I've realized that we really gotta stop being so hard on ourselves. A lot of the negative experiences that have shaped our view of ourselves and our assumptions about our potential happened when we were at our absolute dumbest and weakest. Life is like dark souls, of course you suck and die over and over again in the beginning, but over time you learn the ropes and get better and better, especially in the areas you have more experience in. Naturally the new areas bring new challenges, but by then you know that all it takes is persistence to overcome. And yeah some people were lucky enough to have a guide or chose a better build, but even the deprived find their way eventually.

These type of motivational threads really aren't my thing, but it really hit me today how silly it is to let the events that happened when I was at my worst effect me so much today.

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>that kid who graduated without being able to read

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>maining fucking 4chan in 2017
>being this out of touch with the meta
>"""""competing""""" with the ridiculously nerfed content set, mong-tier equipment bans, sub-mong-tier match ranking, and fucking peerless player support
>getting owned constantly

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>Talking to cute girl
>Making her laugh
>Not being a sperg
>Things going okay
>Suddenly Chad walks over
>He says something and she immediately looks at him and starts stroking her hair

FUCK OOOOFFFFFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF YOU GET ALL THE FUCKING GIRLS LET ME JUST FUCKING HAVE THIS RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm on my 6th viewing of this show. It's just way too relatable to me. The dead end job, chasing after average looking women, the crippling self awareness...

What shows do you keep coming back to robits?

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Does anyone eIse on here ever get vagina envy?

l'm not sure if l really want to be a woman, but l look at my dick and just wish l had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I realIy wish l could have multiple orgasms. Good sex and masturbation just seem so much more pleasurable for women it makes me deeply depressed... It just feels like both biology and my body have betrayed me. Anyone know this feeling?

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VEHICLE # 1 WAS TRAVELING NORTH ON NC 49, VEHICLE # 2 WAS TRAVELING SOUTH ON NC 49. VEHICLE # 1 STRUCK A DEER THAT WAS

ATTEMPTING TO CROSS THE ROADWAY. THE IMPACT BETWEEN VEHICLE # 1 AND THE DEER SENT THE DEER INTO THE SOUTH BOUND LANE STRIKING VEHICLE # 2. AFTER IMPACT BOTH

VEHICLE DROVE TO A EMPTY PARKING LOT.

Next post will be the full page, with some redacted details.

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I drive pic related but still a virgin.. I don't even have a single friend. I am not grotesque and not a completely douche. Wtf am I doing wrong guys? Do I need to get wealthier? do I need to be more social? I want to stop being a fucking unemotional robot with nowhere to go on the weekends but fuck I am lost.

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nobody has an easy life. We all have issues. I think you guys need to understand that literally everyone's life is hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=643zg6sgvag