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>>35391334
I love that this picture is our inside joke/meme now

wow last thread went from 400 to 500 fast AF!

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>>35391693
quiet fag!

stop handing out our secrets!

>>35381308
OP,
Stop being a faggot.
-anon

>>35381308
Dear V,
I just want to have a serious conversation with you, even if it's our last time talking. I need to know what do you feel and what should I do to make you happier. Sometimes I wish I could read your mind.
I miss you so much, and I think I'll never stop loving you, but I'm thinking about some ways to cope with it. So everything is gonna be alright as long as you are happy.
I'm sorry.
A. L.

to Molly
u r so cute but its not like that i just wanna hold ur hand and cudle pls : (
ur voice is beautiful

>>35444900
Be honest, anon.

Was it your waifu?

>>35444900
You're a normie that's what's up.

Then go fuck that person now!!!!

You're supposed to go to AA meetings

>>35444865
Good thing you suffered for nothing :') seems worth it.

Uninstall it, clear your cache on your phone, restart it, reinstall Clover.

Make sure the latest one is installed.

>>35444766
I'll try it ;although I've reinstalled and downloaded it multiple times but i haven't cleared cache or restarted the phone.

>>35444766
RIP clover..

>>35444640
Theres no such thing. Even if they didnt use filters or anything it would still be a pic carefully selected out of hundreds that gives off the most forgiving angle with just the right amount of blur from camera movement/etc. Girls sit and take hundreds of pics until they get the perfect selfie for desperate betas like you to drool over on the internet.

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>>35444659

Yeah, but that stuff. With weird angles and make up. When was the last time you saw that?

>tfw my phones front camre doesnt even have an option to turn off the smoothing filter so every picture i take looks blurry and weird
NORMIES FUCK OFF I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR SKIN WISHES

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They were probably just trying to be nice to impress their group of friends or something
>Trying to socialize with normies
That's where I think you went wrong

>>35444626
I just don't understand reading the fucking messages then just ignoring them.
The level of pure arrogance it would take to do that astounds me.

I mean, its just plain fucking rude to begin with.

it hurt my heart to read that, anon
get well soon

>>35444560
I feel the same except I'm highly inhibited

I'm highly inhibited because my inner self is actually, unironically, Dionysian crazy. No one can be allowed to see or be a part of this, not family, not anyone.
Thus there arose a big discrepancy between the needs of my inner world and the reality of my external world. After many crises my solution was to kill myself. At first metaphorically by not allowing myself to care about anything, and at some point in the future most likely literally.

>>35444560
Yeah, my mums kicking me out and i just don't care, going to go have a nap on the road and be homeless, literally don't care about having no place to stay / no possessions, just means it's almost time to kill myself.

>>35444557
after i did lsd
would not recommend, especially if you have dormant mental issues

After getting diddled yes

>>35444557
When people talked to me.

Neither. You have a psychological problem.

both
the end is near

>>35444555
>both
Fuck being an adult. I can't fucking do it. I can't let go of my childhood. I'd rather just die now and get it over with than become some washed up dead on the inside wagecuck looser shacked to a wife and kid.

>>35444457
>falling for /pol/

You're one step away from being a BLACKED.com fanatic
There master plan!

>>35444457
>Gets hit on
>Believes in God
Kill ys
>>35444444

>>35444457
Blacks are legit disgusting though. I've never met a single girl who didn't admit to being disgusted by black men. Most girls I've been with won't even listen to rap music if I play it.

put a very quiet and almost unnoticeable droning noise in the background
edit out random bits of sound
get a frame of the actor(s) staring at the camera and hold it
put a fart noise at the end

>>35444398
Get a full skelly mode guy to wank while crying in a dark room while wears a cum stained monkey mask

>>35444398
Put police sirens in the background

>>35444358
Those men are also more attractive physically healthier stronger and smarter. They deserve more pussy

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Around 1950: women are expected to stay at home and help the family, men are expected to make enough for the whole family. By keeping about 50% of the population from working, labour in any field is rare and so wages must be kept reletively high. Also places like china and other 3rd world shitholes have 0 manufacturing capabilities.

1970s: women start being shamed for being housewives; they are encouraged to get jobs and be "equal" with men. All this really does is slowly start decreasing the demand for labour, as there is effectively twice as many workers qualified for the same jobs. Also china and other 3rd world countries begin building industry.

Now: women and minorities with low employment statistics are pushed into every job via diversity quotas and changing public opinion. Most low skill but high productivity jobs have been exported to places like mexico and china, meaning you need a pretty substantial (and pricey) education if you want to have any quality of life in most 1st world countries.

Yes things are bad for men, and I can only see them getting worse from here on out.

I can't figure out this fugging graph

>>35444241
You have a tapeworm. You need to put a piece of rotted meat on your tongue to lure him up, then pull him out.

>>35444241
>why can't I stop eating bros?
Because it's psychological problem. Seek a therapist because it's a coping mechanism

>>35444257
This.
Also be sure to exercise.

>>35444202

Think good thoughts. Let your mind be clear.

Fast for a while the fog should clear.
T. Ameriburger