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just be yourself

too bad r9k's spam filter is not conceptual

>white
>light eyes
>soft, straight hair that's a pretty color
>cute face
you realize if this girl wore makeup and contacts and grew her hair out she'd be 8/10, right?

this is the problem with robots and your fucked up standards. you say you want "loser fembots", but you don't realize that the majority of us are not cute white girls who wear glasses and are a bit disheveled looking. actual fembots are actually ugly.

>>35300128
This. You're gonna have to lower your standards if you wanna date an actual fembot.

>vietnam war flashback memes

>>35300049
>michael rosen memes
>A week ago
Vvv up to date

>>35300049
What can I do? I am only one person

>>35300000
Those are some great digits anon

>>35300000
>r9k hates you because you water an incredible get with this autistic roastie shit

>>35300000
What a fucking waste of quints, you dumb whore. Your post number as a whole probably isn't even high enough to cover the number of dicks you sucked.

>>35299928


[x ] Live with family
[X] Unemployed
[X] No car
[x ] Bad hygiene
[X] no Friends
[ x] virgin
[x ] super kissless hugless virgin
[X] low self-confidence

Fuck those who say that women can't be robots

>>35299949
What went so wrong, anon?

>>35299974
I'm just ugly

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>>35299681
Hnnnnnnnnng
Maybe more
I would fuck her belly if given the oprotunity

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fatty you need to leave
this board is for skinny losers that wish they were cute 2d grills

>>35299681
too fat

trim the belly fat and keep the curves

>>35299592
>tfw made it to 5800 vocab cards in anki and just stopped adding new cards
fuck everything. all i do is watch anime now and review my old cards right before going to bed.
how can i get back in the habit of adding new words? ;_;
onegai sensei, oshiete

>>35299592
I got you senpai

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=games+that+teach+japanese

>>35299640
>learning Japanese
For what purpose?
Seriously, why would you waste your time like that?

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>>35299246
Yeah, unless you can send them to a good charter school or private school. Public schools are general no-go zones unless you live in a very good area.

>>35299246
She's hot
Kids love cock

>>35299246
You have a duty to raise your child to be social and well adjusted. Keeping her as your personal pet is counterintuitive to this end. She is your legacy to the world and also someone who will continue your bloodline, not a personal possession.

She farted while her nose was bleeding and the negative pressure blew her guts out her asshole. She dead now.

is that the ugly drug addict BBC loving whore who only has the most pathetic betas orbit her?

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>>35299589

>Anonymouse is that angry and jealous at nosebleed-chan

We're proud of you, anon.

>>35299079

Join the club. It only gets worse with age.

No one ever truly quits this coil

>>35299052
are you a tranu?

>>35299101
n-no
at least not yet
will it help?

>>35299132
you ever get like tranny thoughts? like feeling gross with own body? wish you were girl?

Ok! I can party by myself! Just join in when you are ready, anon.

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She has a lawyer dad and he won't even help her!

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Come on boys! Just jump in! She is finally out of my life!

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I've got everything anons tell me what you want.

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fuck cat girls we want hucows!

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IT'S GONNA BE HUUUUUGE!

>>35298813
What happened to the other times I thought I held one of these?

>I wish they'd go back to the Gen 2 grip

The first time I held a loaded weapon I actually thought about shooting myself. Shame that I'm too cowardly for the final solution.

>implying she wasn't beautiful before
>implying the man who took this photo doesn't love her

From young to old love will stay lasting

Is that Gabe Newell?

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>>35298876
No, some fat German woman. Theses were deleted from imagefap not long after I saved them.

she's not interested, so don't worry about it

They are always just pretending to be friendly
Women are incapable of love or empathy

>>35298770
Its the way they look at you more than they should and keep asking questions that may seem a little too personal.
When they should be bored of being around you but don't leave.
If they have to leave they ask you to come with.