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>>34408002
You don't, this fetish goes against female nature.
Fix your self-steem issues and maybe then you get rid of it.

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>>34408002
You will not find this. Such relationships appear exclusively in fantasy. No real woman would accept a man that is anything other than an alpha for sex or a beta for money.

I want it too but this is the truth

>>34408031

Before she dumped me, and especially when we first met, my gf worshipped me and did EVERYTHING I said, probably because of her insane self esteem issues. It was amazing. Gradually I developed this fetish, and she, wanting to make me happy, took me up on trying it out.

It eventually made her disillusioned with me and she grew to view me as a disgusting pervert and ended up leaving me for the first chad she met in grad school.

It's simply not possible to live this fetish out dude. Sorry.

you are motherfuck

With jew glasses

>>34407959
>ali

roses are red
violets are blue
allahu akbar
boom

>>34407941
Only one reasonable option, call the authorities.

>>34407941
Stop making up stories on the internet.

greentext or fuck off
orangejuice

Please take your Harem and leave Chad we've talked about this before

>>34407939
those women have more masculine facial features than me

>>34407939
>go to dads room
>get gun
>"Let me participate in your orgy or chad and his slutty female friends all die"

God isn't real so he can't be an asshole.

>>34407849

Nobody knows. God has his reasons for what he does. I think of God as a nice guy and a jerk at the same time. He is very pragmatic and goes along with situations, whatever they may be.

imagine if god was real but then he used his powers to destroy himself after the whole jesus schtick and thats why the worlds goin to shit because he no longer exists

just a thought

>wake up at 7 am
>jerk off
>vidya
>go to uni
>back home
>jerk off
>eat
>vidya
>go at my pub to have a beer and look at all the happy people
>back home at 1 in the morning
>sleep and repeat
sometimes i dont go to uni

>wake up at 2:45am
>start work at 4am
>home at 1pm
>watch tv/movies having dinner
>sometimes play videya
>sleep at 8pm


Just add alcohol and drugs to the weekend

ideally:
>wake up at 8 pm
>make coffee
>make breakfast
>do chores
>shave/shower
>walk to work at 12
>get paid to shitpost, fuck around on the internet and watch shit most of the day
>leave work at 8
>walk home
>make dinner
>watch a movie/show/play vidya
>sleep sometime between 10-midnight

usually:
>crawl out of bed at 11 because i drank the night before
>contemplate suicide
>make coffee
>contemplate suicide
>take shower
>contemplate suicide
>walk to work at 12
>do as little as possible at work, simply try to survive till 8
>actually leave at 7:30 because i'm tired and no one will notice since i'm alone in the office then
>walk home at 8
>make the easiest thing possible for dinner
>go to sleep ASAP

>>34407741
yeah all that money will surely help in getting a better shotgun so that when you blow your brains out at 50 there's no chance of becoming a vegetable, and yeah there are no smart chads or billionaire chads and everyone lives in america and can make 100k/year bo problem

>>34407783
How can Chad get a job if he has no marketable skills or a degree?

Women want guys with money and a steady income which you can't get if you waste away your youth goofin' off

>>34407741
Movies aren't real life anon

You mean your mom or another mom?

>>34407780
another mom dingus

I'm going to walk dogs with this qt I met at the dog park today.
Im nervous and don't talk much but I wanna bone her
Advice?

Probably going to put you in some shitty position that has a high turnover rate that nobody else their wants to do. You said you have never worked before, they probably think you'll be gone soon anyway.

Hey, thats really good Anon. They probably thought that you were an honest person and not a liar, they probably respect you for that.

>>34407666
This is like a jewish comedy movie or something.

>>34407661
>tfw you'll never go to schekelberg to get a vacuum plugged up your vagoo
>youll never drink copius amounts of bottom shelf vodka to miscarriage


succs tbm rn

>>34407702
Only monsters get abortions, it should be legal but if you get one they should sterilize you afterwards to stop sociopaths like you from reproducing.

>>3440774

good thing im not a dumb roastie then

may they all die horribly slow painful deaths in a lake of fire, inshallah

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Sometimes i think mummifying myself with bandages is going to make me intact and happy.

then i realize all i need is really a hug and it breaks me even more.

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your rhyme is gay,
and that's not okay

through your depression you made wade,
but I hope you kys or at least get aids.

>>34407650
Go back to tumblr with your bullshit poetry

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Live in a Muslim community. Mostly Egyptian.

They are whores too. Especially the ones that dress like your OP pic.

Only the devout Muslims that don't wear make up and dress modestly are wife material. But then again they won't ever make eye contact with you yet alone give you a 1/100000000 chance.

>>34407733

Yes. A lot of Muslim women are sluts and whores.

Only anti-social shut-in hermit white effeminate betas fall for the "Muslim women are pure" meme. Even Muslim men know their women are sluts and whores. It's just hidden, nobody wants to talk about it.

The most open example of this is France. A lot of Muslim women with an Arab background there go into porn, and lots of them relentlessly find white guys to have casual sex with. Again, everybody sees this, it's just that nobody wants to talk about it.

Women are sluts or not sluts based on their actions, not their ethnicity or religion. Though white women are still the best.

You're not lying. When I was on interpals every single French Muslim girl I messaged would reply.

Muslim women everywhere are whores. Even Malaysia has a "nightlife" scene with millennials and prostitution is popular in places like Saudi and Qatar.

Muslim women always come out during high school and uni. Then they settle for marriage with one of their kind. The Muslim men do the same. Its just something not talked about much. Parents are either completely oblivious or don't care.

The only decent Muslim women I've ever seen are Paki or Indonesian, and they are ugly.

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>>34407581
You're already entertaining the idea, that's step 1.

Before you know it you're going to be like the rest of the faggots on this board: "So what if I jack off to traps! I-it's not gay!"

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>>34407581
What do you think of this?

Originally opfaggotry

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situational homosexuality

> have sex with someone of your own sex- for reasons that aren't attraction

homosexual orientation

> be a fag- find boipucci hot

It's kinda weird you're banging someone who is old enough to be your parent or grandparent.

>>34407658
How?

ori

>>34407563
If she don't have kids then she is not a milf then you dummy. She is a Christmas Cake then.

>>34407536
This is neet squad beta, no backup necessary at the moment. We have our fetal position camo, going to scout it out. Over

>>34407722
Affirmative, Beta. Standing by. Keep those pissjugs handy.

Wojak Base, you good on supplies? Heard that last Stacy twerk assault did a number on ya

>>34407875
We are hanging on but could use some reinforcements, over