Anyone else here get vagina envy?
I don't I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms.
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I'd also be much, much less likely to be cut.
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>>36631904
>comparing FGM with circumcision
just...don't. okay?
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I would only want a vagina if I could be a an eternal loli surrounded by other eternal lolis
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I was with a braphog the other day and I got a bit of her fart in my mouth (position was pic related).
It sort of felt like it singed my tongue a bit - very sharp and acidic. It was pretty overwhelming and disgusting but I came a fat load on her tits mere seconds later, which was really intense.
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bump...lol
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>>36631833
youre not going to heaven
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How do you guys deal with loneliness and a complete lack of social interaction?
How did my life get this way? How many people are like this? Are we outliers in society or is this more common than we realize?
I have a job and stuff but no friends
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By very quickly realizing I definitely don't want social interaction any time I come close to it
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>>36631848
I hate to say this but this guy is right, as someone that went for years with no friends and only recently gained a couple, being an antisocial hermit is the way to go.
I didn't mean to even make any friends but just fell into two friendships, one of which is with a cute woman who I'm of course now secretly in love with, since I'm a 30+ kissless virgin.
Being this little bit social has caused me to crave social interaction and experience crushing loneliness when I'm not with people. I can't actively seek this out however because then I feel like a pathetic loser, trying to make friends in my 30s.
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doesn't bother me too much. actually embrace the lack of interaction most of the time. every now and then i wish i had a GF though
story time
>be in cool band with fans and friends
>hang out and drink with friends all the time
>over the years being social seems to become more of a chore
>start drinking alone
>prefer drinking alone most of the time
>fast forward to now
>never try to get together with anyone i hung out with
>someone proposes a hangout sesh
>usually turn them down, or am pleased when working schedule does not permit it
>unexpected knocks on the door or phone calls become disturbing
>want to be alone all the time
>what have i become
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None of my kitchen knifes are sharp enough for me
I could try slitting my wrists instead of my neck and taking a warm bath
will that work robots?
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Hello? Are you bad at listening to orders? I thought I told you to stop.
Stop.
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You could take a warm bath, without the knife part.
>falling for the "suicide makes it better" meme
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>>36631826
Rem pls don't do it, its not worth it
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I think I've made it to the other side
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Alright, robots, I think I've done it. I'm here to share the secrets of women and how to get them. It's literally so easy once you've done it once.
Firstly, be under 200 pounds, take good care of your body, and be clean. That's not hard, it took me like 5 months in full.
You have to have a shtick. Mine is humor, which is the best of all shticks, but there are many, many, other shticks that work with different girls. Everyone has one, you have to exploit it and you have to do it with the right person at the right time. Interested in vidya? Go to a videogame convention. Find a niche. Normal women, not tens that are just walking around.
Then you have to have an in. A reason to talk to them for an extended period of time. It could be anything. Mine has always been that I work with them, but it varies from person to person.
Weed out whether or not they have a boyfriend, and proceed accordingly. Now, whether or not they do have a boyfriend, towards the end of the conversation stop for a second when it's your turn to talk and say a variation of "Alright, I can't talk to you, you're just too pretty". WITH CONFIDENCE. Now, here's where robots fail, and here's where I used to fail. They'll be baffled and maybe even a little defensive, you just have to go "No, it's just, you're too pretty, I can't". Stick with it. If they have a boyfriend, it's not going to lead to anything more than likely, but it's good to become their go to when they break up with Chad. If they have a boyfriend, you'll have to go about continuing differently. They'll say "I have a boyfriend" and you have to say something like "I sure hope so" or "Obviously, you're very pretty". Something like that.
Confidence is key. That's the main problem. It's what stopped me for my entire life, but I found it. You have to do the same. Find it, cherish it. It's your only way in, robots.
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Can you elaborate on the part where you call them pretty? I'm not sure what that's intended to accomplish, other than discourage her from friendzoning you. Do you say you can't talk to her because she's pretty and then ask her on a date? Walk away? What's the step following it?
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You leave it at that. That's just the first step. Y'all blow your metaphorical loads to quickly. Granted, so did I. It's called laying bricks. Ideally, you lay 5 bricks a day. Not to the extent that I elaborated on in this post, and not near other women. It doesn't even have to be women that you'll ever meet again, but you need to put yourself in a confident mindset, and that does it.
Never ask a girl on a date the first time meeting her if you're going to see her more than once. Wait until it's clear that they're interested. But you can't act interested. Don't be interested. Tell her that she's insanely pretty, and compliment her on a regular basis. Then, feel it out. Or don't. I got a girl to the point where she was begging to have sex with me, not even a fucking joke. I didn't do it because I'm not a degenerate and she was a bitch, but I got her to do that when she used to be all dismissive of me. When I met her, I was 230 pounds, and then I shrunk down to 190 (now 185), and I acted a lot more confident, and genuinely lost interest in her, and suddenly I'm a sex machine.
Based on that, I developed my theory. Give them a taste of being treated like a goddess. Everybody likes to have their egos stroked. But don't give them the whole thing. This gives them an addiction to your affection that they can't fully satisfy.
Human psychology is weird like that.
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>>36632021
So you slip the pretty line in mid conversation and then change the conversation, or walk away? I'm just tripped up on that exact detail.
I see the logic in waiting to ask them out if one is going to see the girl again, sound advice. I might try your approach method on a girl in one of my courses, although I don't have a real in (lecture hall), but I could feasibly stop by her seat and chat before class for a couple days. Hell, I could even just start sitting next to her, or would that seem too direct?
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storms tonight, also getting drunk on beer
still no bf
how are you all today?
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Storms are comfy
Bfs are gay.
Good.
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There's a storm here too. You in the midwest by any chance?
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>>36631810
hopefully no tornados those freak me out
also true
im glad you're good
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helo wecum tu mcdunalds cahn i tak u ordar?
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>>36631727
can i haf hotnspicy with small fwies and large coke?
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>>36631727
*luugs at mnyu*
can i hav tndeis bls
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>>36631727
Young man, why on earth are you deciding to be a MacDonalds worker? Don't you know you could be anything else in the world? Why you're young, you have potential. Think about your opportunities!
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Anyone stuck in super low elo like bronze/silver? How long have you been playing?
Also does anyone want to play like a custom game?
Heres my account: kfcdontlikmea
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what server?
orig
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>>36631662
over a year still bronze
now that I got a ps4 I haven't been playing
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>>36631758
na
orig
if you were to an hero tonight
how would you do it and why
>heroin overdose
>never done H but seems like something i'd like
>would think it'd be peaceful
>minimal mess?
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try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBq5m_B1cE
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>>36631716
>try this
d e l e t t h i s
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>>36631620
>find a bike to steal
>ride to big bridge 1 hour away by car
>get to highest point
>186ft drop
>jump head first
>at college and 18 so no quick access to guns
>no drugs
>too pussy to use a sharp object
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so who here does not feel feelings anymore.
like if a girl were to show you affection you would not feel anything.
you dont get excited the right way anymore.
you dont laugh or express emotions the right way.
when something happens you experience the emotion on the inside and then delay it and it comes out retarded and you feel bad.
is this a trait all robots share or is it just me ?
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I identify with all that but the experiencing emotion on the inside part. A few weeks ago, I got along very well with a girl who's just my type, but afterwards felt no happiness on the inside. There was a very vague feeling that something good happened, but no tangible amount of pleasure, as if I were remembering the events of a night many years in the past.
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I feel it only when people are new and I have the challenge of getting to know them. They often dissapoint me and my interest wanes very quickly. There have only been a few people in my life who I've been able to care for. I think, I think I just need to keep looking bros. But I just feel so empty and angry all the time. Half the time I want to be alone but then I feel some desire inside mostly to improve myself somehow. Then it goes back to the same old debauchery and laziness that drove me there in the first place. Why does my brain function this way? I just want to be stable, is that too much to ask?
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I think I know this feel anon, tell me do you get upset knowing that women have it so much easier than us? They receive attention all the time if they're even remotely attractive. Now the ones who aren't I would argue have it worse than we do but by and large there are far more beta males than females out there. Women need attention, they really do start to go mad if they don't have any. Men have a stronger tolerance for isolation, it's just how things are. But anyway back to my point. Since women have it so much easier I always get angry about it, I mean its seen as unusual to not be dating someone as a semi attractive girl in highschool. It's always seemed so unfair that they had this emotional support all the time. I never had this as a boy, even though I was a kind kid people never liked me. It tore me up so much that now I hate people who had the support I didn't. I also hate myself for hating them for it. Ah it's a vicious cycle I know, I have to break it somehow.
Guys, I've just figured something out. The jews aren't trying to make us gay, they're trying to make us exclusively attracted to women. Allow me to elaborate.
>men are circumcised en masse against their will, making the penis visually unappealing (which girls do not really care about and are too stupid to know is unnatural, but is a big deal to guys). This also makes masturbation less satisfying
>hormones are put into food to make women sexually mature more quickly and more dramatically
>birth control encourages male-female fornication
>gay men are societally treated as lessers and men fear becoming gay (different from cultures such as ancient rome, which saw homosexuality as the peak of masculinity for the guy on top)
>the GRIDS virus was meant to curb homosexuals having casual, unprotected sex (this was flawed as roasties also had unprotected sex, but nonetheless it further hurt gay's reputation)
Now of course you are wondering, why would the jews want men to only have sex with women? What's it to them? The answer is that this leads to women holding power over men. Men want sex and companionship more than anything else in the world, and will do practically anything for it. When women hold all sexual power (because men are tricked into fearing becoming gay), women essentially call all the shots on what men do (almost all of men's works are done with relation to a mate, as those of us here know, without a companion there is little motivation to do absolutely anything in life). Women are incredibly vain, and will never be able to spend enough money. Therefore a society that is effectively ran by women will be heavily consumerist. The jews profit off of consumerism.
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Yup.
And who has the REAL power in a Jewish family. The wife and mother.
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>hisses originally
>flicks out tongue originally
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Time to take your meds, anon.
Thanks for the laugh, though.
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Just a little side question. How old are you guys? Tell me something about yourself.
I haven't been here for a while and I'm feeling pretty old. I don't mean to sound condescending or anything but a lot of people are talking about issues that might have been relevant to me when I was about 17 years old. Like "not fitting in" or "Not getting dat pussy". I dunno. Just feels fucking weird to be here now.
I understand that some of us have actual shit like ass-burgers or social anxiety but I dunno. How are things with you?
Pic related. He looks fucking ridiculous...
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>>36631524
>got into USNA
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
THAT GUY'S MERE EXISTENCE IS THE AURA OF CHAD INCARNATE
IF THATS YOU THEN PLEASE KILL YOURSELF SO I CAN TAKE YOUR SPOT
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Cool story bro... How old are you?
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>>36631524
I'm 19 and I'm a shut in that's been fucking around and doing a shit job in college. I have a job so that's good though. Reality just hit me and I realized I need to stop fucking around and find something I want to be my career because I sure as hell don't want to do a job just for the money. I've been thinking about it nonstop for weeks and I can't come up with anything that interests me. I just don't want anything and I don't like to think about the future. I've tried so much shit in my life and none of it made me happy or compelled me to stick with it. When time passes and I realize I'm getting too old for this shit I'll probably just kill myself so that's probably where my life is headed.
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Dream/nightmare thread-what have your recent dreams been lads? 2017-04-29 02:36:22 Post No.36631502
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Dream/nightmare thread-what have your recent dreams been lads?
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I'll start. This is from last night
>meet a woman at the store or something
>find her attractive and want to mate with her
>"sorry anon, i have a boyfriend"
>i get upset, but i figure that i will continue to try and seduce her slowly
>invite her and her boyfriend over for dinner, say that i want to be their friend
>my true plan is to seduce her and cuck her bf
>dream shifts suddenly and we are back at "my house" (just a random place that ive never seen before irl)
>they arrive, bf is a huge 7 foot tall retard
>legitimately mentally retarded, not in the insulting way
>he takes a liking to me and wants to cut the tree branches in the backyard
>i agree and he goes to do it
>alone with woman, try to seduce her again
>somehow get her naked
>retard bf comes back in suddenly, sees that we are naked
>gets excited and horny and begins to fuck the woman with his huge penis
>turns to me, I try to eacape but he's too strong
>begins penetrating my anus
>i end up helping the retard, that i was trying to cuck, cuck his gf
>become his mistress
I woke up soon after. Wasn't a good feel at all, but i feel like my brain is trying to communicate something complex. What about your dreams/nightmares? Any interesting ones?
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>>36631502
You have strong desires but fear them backfiring. You see women as being physically attracted to things and never any other way.
That's all I know
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>>36631572
Interesting, thank you for the insight. Care to share any interesting dreams you've had?
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>>36631502
>be at my house
>some family gathering of a sort
>me stay in my room the whole time
>for some reason open my bedroom door
>some girl standing in the hallway
>face 4/10 body 7/10
>looks at me in a lustful manner
>instaboner.avi
>too scared to do anything about it and close bedroom door
>open bedroom door again, she's still there
>she gives me a condom
>take the condom. Panic and close the door again
>finally decide to go ahead. Open the door
>mom gets into my room to clean (weird because she never does that)
>tried to stop her but she won't listen
>she finds the condom the grill gave me earlier
>"WTF is this anon!!"
>panic
>couldn't handle it and I wake up
I never really get dreams like this and this was my chance to actually do it. I don't know what my dream means.
>tfw I'm a loser in my dream as well
>tfw 22 yo khv
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>Fordyce's spots are normal anon, a lot of people have them
>Go to /soc/
>Fucking no one else has them
Why was I lied to about this? Lying to me about my insecurities only makes me feel worse about them.
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bumping because it's not fair it's not right
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the fuck is this even supposed to be?
Don't mean to be rude, but are those lumps? I've never seen anyone with that before, ever.
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>50-80% of the population
>not common
Least they ain't on yo lips or face or some shit
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>people hate me
>animals love me
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>people hate me
>animals love me
I'm the same. Probably because I'm more base minded and stupid I can relate to them more.
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>earlier today, in front of the library, sitting on a bench
>enjoying the nice weather
>random black kitty comes up to me and lets me pet her
>jumps in my lap and lets me pet her for a good ten minutes before she goes on her way
Felt amazing man. I'm not actually sure if it was a male or female but i got a female vibe from her. I don't have any friends or aquatinces, and the last time i tried to connect to people i was ignored and ostracized. I can see myself being content with an apartment and a couple cats/ a dog
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>>36631723
Get yourself a cat. Mine snuggles with me every night. He climbs into bed as I'm falling asleep and finds a warm spot on my blanket and hides himself there.