how do I get laid when I am unattractive
yeah r9k, why not?
>parents storm in room out of the blue
>start shouting at how i am a failure
>kick them out
>weep in envy that I never had, and never will have decent and loving parents
does this happen to you too?
I've never got beaten since 15 because dad is a manlet and can't turn on me anymore. All they do is shout the same fucking thing over and over again until they leave. Im not sad anymore, I'm just jealous of others.
>when you see a pornstar with a dick the same size as yours (6 in)
>when you open up the comments because they're usually hilarious and it's filled with people saying what a tiny dick he has
>When you don't care about 3D roasties and stick with 2D instead
You should try it to.
>video features guy with a 'small dick'
>it's bigger than yours
>want to die
Should I point a fake gun at a cop?
Is there truly a better example of an Alpha Chad in today's society than Jake Paul?
>tall, over 6 foot 2
>that fucking jawline
>does literally whatever the fuck he wants
>wanted by women everywhere
>tons of money
drives the most expensive cars
>took over LA and is holding it hostage
routinely cucks his 10/10 girlfriend by loudly banging other chicks one floor above her and yet she still loves him even though it makes her cry herself to sleep every night
>violates private property laws and gets away with it
>kisses other women in public for "prank videos" and gets away with it because he's Chad
The list just goes fucking on and on. Is this the power of a true Alpha Chad?
Sounds fucked up.
But I hope some robot out there just kill this fucker.
I just want to see /r9k/ and the internet turn into a shit show.
>when i'm listening to music i sometimes sing/lipsync the lyrics with an over the top facial expression acting as if i was in the music video
It's kinda fun though
>refer to myself as we
>talk to myself all the time
>punch myself in the face it I fuck up too bad in vidiya (I've given myself a black eye multiple times)
>have numerous inside jokes with myself
What's going on in Japan?
>In the state of nature, women had sexual leverage over men because they controlled the means of reproduction
>Eventually men seized power by being physically stronger and controlling the means of production
>Modern society returned power to women, and in turn stacked the odds against men
>You must now become Chad to impregnate pic related
How does this feel, /r9k/?
In the state of nature women relied entirely on men for their survival because they are too stupid and weak to hunt or protect themselves from other tribes and animals or neanderthals for example. Men could do whatever the fuck they wanted with women, they never had any leverage. Cucks in the 20th centruy decided it would be a great idea to fuck shit up and give power to women and now it will all burn. I don't want to impregnate any woman because i have awful genes and the world is crumbling in general.
Not true, men still depended on women to properly raise and care for their children. Without monogamy (a patriarchal invention), men could not protect their women from Chad or even confirm that their children are in fact theirs.
In the state of nature no one gave a fuck about chad, i imagine most men back then were pretty content if they got to nut inside a woman and they called it a day. Hardly anyone would have a reason to care if their children are theirs, the tribe works and provides for everyone anyway. And if chad becomes too much of a problem they could always ooga booga on him and bash his skull into a paste.
Femanons, did you ever walk in on family members or friends masturbating? How did it make you feel and how did you react?
I once catched my bro schlicking lol, so I went ahead ripped of my pants and panties and jumped on his dick wile doing a barrel roll in the air while screaming "YAMETE ONII-CHAN!"
Save to say I broke his dick and he hates me nao. :(
>walk in on little brother with dads old playboy mag
>he shrieks and calls me a piece of shit while covering up
>tell him if he wants some alone time with the little guy go do it in his own room
>kick him over a few times as a punishment while he tries to scrabble out and play keep away with the magazine
>kick him naked into the hall with mom and her friend then slam the door
>put magazine in locked drawer then proceed to kick sephiroths ass in KH1
>4 days into no fap
>wake up, get cafe and go look around the window.
>see a bunch of nasty homeless punks with a punkette.
>she seems to be in her mid 20s, about 5/10, but looks nasty and clearly hasnt seen a shower in months.
>she decides to change her clothes right there.
>just takes her top off.
>mfw i get the most shameful boner of my life
i dont think i can make it past 7 days guys.
could you give me some tips?
Fuck me robros
I was following the gerogia thread on /b/ and went and read threads on /x/ trying to find another thread on it. Then I read a thread on /b/ again about paranormal shit and a dark figure.
I'm scared shitless for the night. I just wanna talk guys and try to get sleepy. Halp
Contributing a video I found earlier that's sick as fuck. I also play Tekken if anyone wants to talk about that
This is YOUR league. Deal with it.
>serious leg injury as a kid left me in constant pain for a year
>knee would give out all the time and i'd fall on my ass
>thought i got over it at 15
>over last month it's returned
>can't stand for more than an hour without it feeling like someones stabbing my leg
>tfw completely useless
>tfw worried about becoming a cripple
>severe anxiety and depression resulting from brain damage from beatings from dad around age 2-7
>pills do either nothing or have crippling side effects
>can't read people's emotions had to relearn everything related to that and got bullied harshly for it until adulthood
>serious sickness from what doctors guess started age 12 and got found out late age 14 when my heart randomly gave out during class
>sickness fucked literally every joint in my body so I'll have serious arthritis and tendon issues from then on
>all joints enflamed and painful and occasionally will cough up blood
>hurts to exist and hurts to breathe making depression vastly worse
>doctors are pretty sure I'll need some surgeries around age 30 to keep living most around the heart but several joint are getting bone spurs so those will need cleaning up plus hip replacements
>every single bit of news is bad news and all anyone from the outside can do is say just be tough like they have any idea what it's like or don't give up as if they've ever had to live like this >recently found out liver and kidneys are going so more depressed than usual
>contemplating chugging my hydro bottle but doubt it's enough to get the job done
Obscure feels thread?
>Tfw will never get to ask questions to a microbiologist about Toxoplasmosis Gondii.
>tfw morning drives at 3am.
Feels pretty good.
>tfw people will only care about me when i die
>even then it will be a remote group of people for maybe a few months if i'm lucky