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what happened?

originall

>>35491006
how about you give us the quick rundown

What are you surviving on ?
When did you give up on women ?
Any plans to change your life situation?

>>35490941
i don't have either so i just grow a beard and it covers it entirely but it still doesn't cover the crippling anxiety.

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>>35490941
a crimson one

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what a dead fucking meme. i didnt even remember this until now

I had this crazy dream this morning.. I died in this real world and was sent to the underworld. Was in my old neighborhood/illusion? and these demons started chasing me. I thought I was alone but a van pulled up and picked me up before being engulfed. Turns out I wasn't alone. We drilled a hole through the ground and I reached the real world where I was pronounced dead. I had to start my life over. I woke up and thought... Damn this could be a good movie plot

>>35490935
Itt: Hollywood fishes for ideas, yer again

I've been trying to write solely based on the feelings I get from specific music and I try and make it cohesive later.

I'm wanting to write one now based on Folk Punk, which I roughly envision as four twenty-something assholes being chased across the US in a beat-up van. Lot of raging against people in general, ironically happy tone, lot of sunsets and pitch black humor.

It sounds indie as fuck but that's the feel I get from Folk Punk: happy music about depressing subject matter.

>>35490925
>You drink instant coffee and tea, would you like some instant me?
What did they mean by this?

>>35490925
>Instant coffee
Disgusting. Truly disgusting.

>>35490925
>You drink instant coffee and tea, would you like some instant me?
Yes.
>>35490951
>Disgusting. Truly disgusting.
What's wrong with that?

>>35490467
This is weirdly entrancing and relaxing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU6ZwGGkupQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S22a1CITgj0

One of my favorite songs:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zF8EMETIFQ

Probably a 9/10. Im still not CEO of the bank in my 20s.

My dad died before I was born but I'm a solid 10 to my mom. Could not give any less of a fuck, she's the one who abused and molested me through my entire childhood and ruined my outlook on life yet expects me to be some perfect upstanding citizen.

On a scale of one to faggot hoe much of a guilt trip are you putting on right now? Fuck you for trying to throw shade on my robros, fuckin normie

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>>35490307
>>age
18
>>country
burgerland
>>brand
Marlboro lights
>>how many/day
anywhere between 0-12 cigs a day. cigs are honestly the best part of my life right now

>age
19
>country
US
>brand
Camel Turkish Royals or Marlboro Reds when the store is out of Royals
>how many/day
Usually just 2-3, but sometimes as many as 5-10 if I'm especially anxious or depressed or if I'm high on something

>age
27
>country
Leaflandia
>brand
Belmont King
>how many/day
6-10

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Pretty accurate I guess. I don't know enough about myself to say if it is definitively correct or not.

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twenty first century schizoid man

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Is this okay?
Origins of the oregano mystery.

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>>35490089
I don't have any problems yet I'm still a NEET.

>>35490089
Namefag my life has become unmanageable. I abused psychedelics from a very early age and have fallen off the path with harder drugs so I am strigggling to make it back to the light side thanks for listening

>>35490181

How is that possible Desu?

>>35490024
It's actually very hard. /r9k/ makes it seem simple but it's a years long process and you have to have a severe disability.

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Mental illness is a disability.

>>35490024
Blood sweat and tears

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>chicks think scars are sexy

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>>35489947
>Its hygienic!
Tortellini

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>pretend

Y...yeah...those poor cut guys...

You the same guy from the other thread?

>>35489949
Yes, I am. I do this to occupy my mind at night.

No one interested in a free (you)?

>>35489581
Call an addiction hotline

>>35489581
Call an addiction hotIine

>>35489581
I hope you get over your addiction to gambling, don't play with your money.

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If this is popular enough, I'll make it into a recurring general thread on r9k where anyone can contribute into the project.

Also, I trust you guys not to get rid of plot and ideas others have contributed.

The main goal of this is simply community. I feel like we are one of the most chill and friendly boards and we could do this together if we tried, we'd all enjoy it.

http://r9k.wikia.com/?wiki-welcome=1

What are the basics of the universe? Setting etc.

>>35489207
we shouldnt care about sports. these people are making millions a year, they are chads, who cheat on their wives, beat their kids, get dui's, smoke weed, get into fights at clubs, have fancy sports cars, date models, do gangster thug shit and seem like overall shitty people. now why would you support people like that? i cant root for athletes

>>35489207
why do you enjoy watching black people bouncing a ball?

>>35489265
>>35489282
Fags

>>35489207
I love basketball as well, I'm not much into the college scene but I do love NBA basketball. I remember watching college ball a few times its quite exciting and the crowd is absolutely insane.