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>>38280324
damn she is so fucking hot

>>38280324
At the entry, to the right

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>>38280324
>proceeds to hide thread

This is the first step, desu senpai.

>>38280566
The first step to what anon?

>>38281249
Enjoying life the way YOU want to live it
Not some movie or society tells you to

>>38280248
Uncuck the white race.

>>38280248
don't be jew

>>38280248
off yourself scholmo

>>38280216
A mullet.

>>38280216
>Keep the shape, thin it out and X inches off the length
In and out in less than 10 minutes and no time for the hairdresser to start any awkward conversations.
And you don't need to go back for another 3 months or so

>>38280216
What are they doing to that cat?

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>>38280191
>being so much of a normalfag that no matter how racist you are to a girl you can her to date you
the sad part is i cant even tell if this is bait anymore

>>38280259
white man's burden, friend

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The weak should originally fear the strong

>>38280152
Yeah I just pinned a 140cm doll up against a wall and gave it rough anal

aren't you afraid that doing this is making you the pathetic subhuman you are..?

>>38281398
You talking to me, faggot bitch? That's a nice combo of guilt/shame/fear you used but not very original so I suggest kys and stop projecting your personality disorder onto others. If this little busty schoolgirl doll makes me lose too much vital essense of semen I'm going to dismember her. Total impulse buy, meh.

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>WPM 124
>Adjusted WPM 119

58 original wpm

Hello, Mr. Veganarrian, it's Steve from Big Juicy Vegetables. We prepared your package containing: Extra Thicc 30cm Cucumber and Huge Fat Watermelon with hole. You can come to pick it up any time, and we recommend you to bring your slave Rania because package is heavy. Have a nice day and go green!

It means she likes Ariana Grande.

>>38280090
Don't get your hopes up OP, has nothing to do with you. She's just quoting lyrics.

Personally, I'd ghost a trashy girl like that.

>>38280032
time to become a cucky, anonie.

>>38280032
>We all sit around and talk, he's actually pretty cool, but I still wish he would go.
That's what they're thinking about you, at best.

That's the first step to a threesome where you'll get his dick in you, best prepare now.

Bet she wanted to fuck some Chad and broke his heart too huh OP

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>she's pretty thotish
>still love her despise that
Yeah that's where you went wrong
>I let all my anger out
You brought all of this on yourself buddy

>>38279997
Who ends friendships because they don't go anywhere. Sounds like a stuck up bitch, good job anon

yes. you need a soild education to get ahead in life anon.

>>38279898
Yes, organno

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>>38279906
>yes. you need a soild education to get ahead in life anon.

while I agree with that perspective I've already fucked up my grade in the class by shitting on the first midterm

and I didn't do the homework due on friday

so the prof is going to be angry at me and bully me

C because I never guess right in anything in my life.

>>38279888
it's 0%.
Theres a 25% chance to pick any of the given options. So, the answer's 25%, right? wrong. since two of the answers are 25%, that inherently makes 25% the wrong answer. so, 50% would then be correct, but that's wrong, because there isnt a 50% chance of picking the right answer.
The answer is 0% because there is no right answer, both 25% answers are wrong as discussed and so is 50%, but this then shows that the answer would be 25%, because you have a 25% chance of choosing 25%, but that's wrong as well.

The most logical answer to this question is that there isnt one, as all answers conclude in a logic loop.

And yes I know this is bait

>>38279888
Is this a meme?
It's 50%, it would be 25% but that's written twice so it goes up to 50%

>>38279763
Ai ai puffy ami yumi right? I wish I could go back to the pre-2008 days, mainly 2005. Those years were the best. Oh I had this one friend in 2003 named Brianna who I wanna see again too.

>>38279763
>bush
>9/11
>iraq & afghanistan (both are still ongoing but at least support for both wars is wavering)
>slow internet
no

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I sure do. Pre-smartphone world was much better, and the spirit the internet had was too.

Things were still kinda tailored for people who knew how to use computers and/or the internet. Lately, the internet has been so normalized that the floodgates have been opened for retards. Retards en masse, that is.

I just wanna play Flash games with friends I had and shitpost about Bleach mostly.

>>38279762
It's with brackets newfriend

>>38279762
at the time of beta uprising
nice spoiler

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>>38279762
nah until we don't get hotter than roasties theres nuffin we can do

>>38279761
Fucking women, even when they're cucking you they manage to make both the cuckhold and the bull unhappy

Currently lmaoing rn, nice post

>>38279761
Why the fuck has this post gotten such few answers? Fucking pain in the ass. It was good original content, anon. May it rest well (I'm first poster)