What is your ideal life like?
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just a constant stream of global euphoria where nothing bad ever happens
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there is no ideal scenario that contains me within it
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>>36246411
On another planet or in the future
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Jesus H fuck, you people.
I used to come on here about 3 years ago because it was reassuring to see people in similar situations to my own, not getting the girl, not being able to talk to friends or roommates due to anxiety, all of that. It was like /b/ without all the, well, random nonsense. I stopped coming to /r9k/ because I realised it wasn't helping me get better. I come here now and it's a trap/sub fantasy shitbox. What the hell is wrong with all of you? Do you like being this way? Seriously, it's not a matter of "just go outside, smile more!" but if you ever want to get back to some semblance of normal, you really need to get the fuck away from here. Stop browsing /r9k/, read a news article that isn't about video games or anime, stop fapping to traps for fucks sake. If you keep doing that you won't be able to get it up on the off chance you actually do land a girl, trust me I know first hand. Try explaining that one.
You won't realise how depressed you were until you manage to get yourself away from here. Take it from someone who got free. Trust me, you'll feel better for it.
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>>36246379
Yet you're back here.
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>>36246379
Nobody here gives a fuck
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>>36246379
ah, the fifth "this place is bad for you" thread of the day.
I do wonder, why do these people keep coming back?
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>he hasn't sunken so far into depression he stopped caring about women and just hopes for death
Only true robot feel
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Or did he rise above the struggle of life and it's incessant need to propagate itself?
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fuggin hate cruz
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>>36246458
Fuck off Trump. Those delegates were his!
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>tfw get banned from every single internet community ive ever been a part of
NOT EVEN THE INTERNET WANTS ME
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>>36246279
Same. It's almost like an art. As soon as I find some new community I immediately try to find ever little exploit to take full advantage of. That's the best part, I never exactly break the rules, only kind of. This puts me on the moral high ground and makes the mods who ban me butt hurt losers
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>>36246341
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This is thousand folded bait
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>>36246341
i just hate arbitrary positions of authority and social conformity
i think its just my nature to be as unagreeable as possible
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How do you get 1st place in the "high-school" game?
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>>36246256
if you see a grill, rape her. If you see a boy do the same. Do it while trying to fit it. Don't b urself. B in urshelf.
fuck off op shit thread shit life
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>be 6'2+
>be a member of the in crowd from kindergarten through highschool in the same school district
>be athletic
>be a member of the upper middle class or higher
>become friends with everyone you meet
>have thick hair
>have a defined jaw
>have perfect teeth
>do well in every class and don't take any blow offs
>have 0 enemies
>never date beneath yourself
>be white
Generally speaking, that should do it. Unless you're school has a long history of being dominant in a certain sport, then you have to be the best player on that team.
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Step1: Be attractive
Step 2: Don't be unattractive.
Also be talkative.
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I accomplished something today robots. I mowed the lawn for my dad.
I feel a little bit better about myself.
Share your accomplishments
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Bump we need more positive threads
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>>36246247
Good on you man, bumping for the same reason as above
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>>36246948
Thanks anon. You can share something if you want.
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I want a boyfriend
Someone I can go on comfy dates with and talk about stuff with and feel happy with
Someone to play vidya with and watch stuff together with
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inb4 you're a homosexual male or female (male) just posting to get peoples' hopes up
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I think that I'm okay with dying alone.
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>>36246235
I feel ya anon. I have a date this weekend with a serious hottie off Tinder. Fingers Crossed.
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why are is professorial crowd so cocky?
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Try again OP. Next time don't post a thumbnail and write like a retard.
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as a member of the professorial crowd I wholeheartedly kek'd
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>>36246190
begoz they is think they beter than us!
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Comfy YouTube channels? My faves life of boris. His travel videos are A1.
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>>36246164
>Hickock45
>Sootch00
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> VWestLife
> Dat voice
> Dat comfy basement battlestation
https://www.youtube.com/user/vwestlife/videos
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It makes me happy that /r9k/ will never find d*****em*****t's channel. I know that you'll ruin it just like you always ruin everything.
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25 yearold wizard in training here. An oldfag too.
I have been away on travels, away from this place and have come back with insight.
If there are things you question, ask and I'll give my input on it, if it's a genuine question.
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I wish for a sandwich.
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let me know if you've discovered a way to exceed the conscious conceptualization buffer in order to experience the material manifest throughput in real time
a bit of a conundrum imo
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>>36246133
That's not how it works you smug cunt. Classic tripfag attention whore.
No one gives a fuck enough to ask you. Post your advice. Post your wisdom don't fish for attention.
Normie fucking whore.
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Is there such thing as a Chadoplasty? I'm a 3/10 at best and want to be at least a 7/10.
Mentally ill faggots can get feminization surgery to look better but what's out there for men to look more Chad like?
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>>36246114
I want to be Chad too
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Post jaw
Post height
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>>36246194
Im 182 cm tall
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How do you guys cope with the loneliness?
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I argue with gay people and transvestites on r9k
Also weed
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doing lots and lots of drugs
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watching vr porn
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I'm 5'6" (same height as Bailey Jay and Sarina Valentina) and thin, except my ass which is somehow pretty big. Never had sex with a girl, but once with a guy (who was "straight" but drunk and loved my ass). Been secretly wearing girls clothes since I was 3 or 4. /r9k/... should I transition? I need someone to make the choice for me :'(
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>>36246076
Yes. Make sure you post before/after pics on here.
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Go to a therapist that specialized in gender issues. It's their job to figure out if you have dysphoria or if you're just confused
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Dubs decides if OP takes the trannypillno
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Enjoying a glass of wine in the woods and wanted to know how you were feeling
What's on your mind?
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>>36246047
kys asap retard
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>>36246047
Why you in the woods senpai? Why not somewhere comfy while you're drinking?
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you're too young to drink, alex
don't get in trouble
Someone in another thread told me to use a Gatorade bottle as my piss bottle to avoid overflowing and I did and I still pissed all over myself. why live when people tell lies so causally?
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>>36245947
He didn't lie, you're just retarded
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>>36245966
why so mean? you should sympathize with fellow robots asshole
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>>36245947
How many ounces was the bottle?
>inb4 8
If the 32 ounce bottle isn't enough, use a jug of orange juice or something similar since they have dick sized holes.