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>Taking a saliva drug test Monday morning
>smoking weed tonight
>may hit it tomorrow morning
Should 48 hours be enough to pass robots? Anyone have stories or experience with these mouth swab drug tests?
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>>35608005
If you don't smoke often 48 hours should be enough
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>>35608024
maybe 10 grams in the past couple weeks
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>>35608045
I think you should be fine but do not hit it tomorrow and drink plenty of water
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10 Reasons why NOT to Date a "Fembot" (Girl) 2017-03-18 06:57:42 Post No.35607929
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10 Reasons why NOT to Date a "Fembot" (Girl)
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1. She's ugly and/or fat
2. Even if by some MIRACLE her appearance checks out, her personality and asylum-tier baggage will have you running for the door.
3. She thinks having tiny A cup boobs is acceptable for a grown woman.
4.She thinks just because she's a gamer/nerd interests gril, means she's entitled to my love and affection.
5. Shes incredibly lazy wanting the man to pamper to her and cater to her whims.
6. She's a slut. No R9k girl has any concept of loyalty.
7. She doesn't make an effort to get to know you on a personal level (Again, she only cares about sex)
8. Mental Disorders. These are common amoung the fembots.
9. Unhygenic, many fembots choose not to bathe.
10. Sadistic, and or inhumane or unethical. Fembots will often choose unethical actions if it suits their needs at the time without thought for future repercussions.
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I think my friend's autist sister posts on here, she doesn't fit many things on that list, she's just a bit of an autist.
I want to mate with her.
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>>35608004
Anecdotal evidence. Congrats for finding the ONE outlier.
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>>35607929
I dated a fembot. I thought what you were saying was bullshit. I should've listened but I was blinded. Well ya live and ya learn I guess, but yeah, you're right. Don't date a fembot.
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post hood nigga feels r9k
>tfw only 2 40s left and it's 3am
>white girl i met earlier didn't text me back
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hood niggas cant text from prepaid boost mobile phones
they know the feds watchin
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>>35607910
>tfw perfected your real nigga, real rap playlist
<3
https://youtu.be/251cxou3yR4
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>>35608218
tfw no big booty hoes at ur crib
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>girls look and smile at you when stare but your too autistic to ever make a move.
I hate my life /r9k/. How do I stop being so scared of women
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>>35607874
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8GSf5cYCvE
Here's some actual doctoral advice from someone who knows what he's talking about.
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>>35607874
if you didnt talk to them in broken english itd probably be way easier
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>>35607944
Jordan peterson is fucking great. He has great videos on everything, not just the sjw shit that /pol/ loves him for.
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Rutte 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Sunday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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>>35607815
sounds like a shit person
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>>35607815
Know her better then tell us. Also, she can be insane and pretend to be shy, and still be a slut
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>>35607815
>Pours vodka on laptop
which anime is this from
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>mummy found the anal instrument
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>>35607800
daddy found the single mom
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Father Found the Foul Femur
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mufti found the sex slave
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>if you have money you can buy gf
She will never actually like you
http://hypocritereader.com/73/trump-tower
Ignore the sideways references to Trump (he has nothing to do with this story, it just happens in the Chicago Trump Tower) and read this.
tl;dr
>asian girl becomes a prostitute/"sugar baby" on seekingarrangement
>meets an ugly dude who is willing to essentially be the sugar daddy
>she is horrified by how ugly he is but bangs him anyway because he's paying her
>the sex ranges from alright to uncomfortable
>she never returns
They will never love you.
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Ok? Did something trigger this.
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so why the fuck would anyone want to read a fucking blog about some online dating retards who are in that degenerate world of being gay unloved whores?
stop self promoting your shitty fetish
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>>35607832
No, just linking an article that's quite bait-laden and reminding this website that the wageslave dream of money --> status --> gf is a fiction
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Upstate New York discord room 2017-03-18 06:47:26 Post No.35607736
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Upstate New York discord room
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Upstate New York discord room. Small comfy laid back group with minimum riff raff. Get in here guys. https://discord.gg/V763CbG
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bump
we /comfy/ here
https://discord.gg/V763CbG
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why do we have to add text to posts i just want to post images
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more anime girls with guns to put this to the top
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>tfw a boy on /r9k/ says some super lewd stuff to me
b-but I am a BOY!!
boys can't do lewd stuff with each other!! That's NOT allowed!!!!!!
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I know you're posting anonymously right now, but I want to tell you that if I were you, I would STILL feel ashamed of myself.
Not because anybody knows it was me who posted this, but just like, on principle.
all fields etc.
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saucerino plsorange
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>>35602132
go
git
stop making these threads and use the general
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A show to help our type 2017-03-18 06:43:22 Post No.35607666
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Yo robots, I recently just finished watching a J-Drama series called Densha Okoto or Train Man. It's an older series, but it's about a complete nerd trying to succeed in life. Even has our Japanese counterpart in it, 2ch.
I'll be honest with you guys, after going through a bad breakup and feeling like shit. This show helped me out quite a bit. I feel like myself along with many others here, can resonate with the protagonist. It gave me some hope. It's on Kissasian and TV-Nihon subbed it along with the specials.
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this was so long ago
the OP was goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJHRtklMRwc
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>>35607851
Electric Light Orchestra is the goat
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I miss 2005-2006 so much.. I would love to just go back in time 10 years.
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>tfw you get off on robots insulting you
Femanon here, please insult me. Call me a roastie, a whore, a slut, a cumdumpster, tell me how I'm useless. I want more.
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What the flipping fuck is a roastie
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I love you you're so cute and fun to be around.
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>>35607618
who
WHO
WHOOOOOOOOOOOO
is this SEMEN DEMON
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Official Zodiac Thread 2017-03-18 06:40:09 Post No.35607599
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earlier one
>>35602007
if you are not a virgo, you need to get out edition 93
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>>35607599
Aquarius master race.
Don't hate us cause you ain't us
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>>35607694
sup my man. sure feels good
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How can Leo be so pathetic?
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The only form of true love is a mutual partner suicide
life isnt like the disney moves where you find your soul partner and grow old for the rest of life in love with each other.
love eventually fades and withers. you and your partner start to desire other people. you and your partner look at other people with lust and have fantasies about other people. most of the time you break up and start the process over again.
but, you can circumvent this inevitability with a mutual suicide. in the honeymoon period of the relationship, at the height of your love, you both commit suicide. this action is an acknowledgement that you both dont want the inevitable to happen and you want to love each other forever and you prove it by taking your own life. when you and your partner cease to exist, the love remains at the maximum and never experiences the downfall. you two end up never desiring other people, only each other. you loved each other until death.
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>>35607598
Shh quiet op!!!
You're going to scare the normies.
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>>35607634
what do u mean, friend
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>>35607598
i've had this exact thought before. seems like women don't go for it, and women in general commit suicide at 1/4 the rate of men. it's just not in their psychology to consider suicide.
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*Tumblr explodes*
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>>35607560
wow pretty crazy when you think about it
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I've tried this argument.
They just deny that Jews are a distinct race, or they say it's because they can pass as white.
They'll also completely dismiss the point that Asians outperform whites as far as SAT scores and adult income, and have lower crime rates, despite living in our "white supremacist" society.
There's absolutely no point trying to argue with these retards any more.
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>>35607839
They only accept what fits their agenda. Jews are only a distinct race when they can use it to play victim.
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>he unironically likes summer
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>>35607546
*le dab*
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Fuck you no true robot shitlord, some robots hate the cold and like seeing more of the sun when they wake up late in the afternoon from their dysfunctional sleep cycles
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>>35607600
>robots hate the cold
*failed normies