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I'm 6ft and 169lbs, is that too tall/fat to be a at trap?
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these threads are approaching parody
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>>35090639
how big is your dangler?
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>>35090699
5 inches
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Who still has nightmares of being bullied back in school? 2017-02-24 07:46:44 Post No.35090615
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>be 29 yo wagecuck
>still have nightmares how chad used to punch my arm, steal my bag and throw it in the bin for no reason and call me mean names during class
>mfw the teacher did nothing
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maybe you shouldve punched him in the fuckin jaw
solved it for me when i was in school
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>>35090630
I once tried to fight back Chad, but his friends beat me up afterschool while I was on my way home.
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>>35090677
fight back pussy
what is wrong with you
Daily reminder that this is true, there is no excuse for not having an iPhone. It either shows that you are A) too poor for an iPhone or B) make bad life decisions. You don't want to set off a red flag before the relationship even starts do you /r9k/?
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real fact: 100% of latina women send green bubbles
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>>35090577
how the fuck else are they going to be able to afford fajitas and guacamole
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this might just be the final red pill
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don't go to mcdonald's tomorrow
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>>35090547
from which country?
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Ayyy lmao
OP is a faggot like always
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People who eat/work at McDonald's already have shit lives, do you have to kill them? Shoot up an Apple store or something.
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Could you date a woman with a nead perfect body who is completely faithful and loving. Like this woman, if I told you she had a roastie could you date her.
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>>35090477
And by roastie Im talking arbys
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>>35090477
Then she's not perfect. Liar.
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I don't think that girl has a perfect body, but if a girl I thought had a perfect body had a roastie I have no idea how that would disqualify them, I'm not exactly a prize, I shouldn't be entitled to a beautiful vagina, especially if the package surrounding it is amazing.
I'm not interested in dating though
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The call that saved /r9k/ 2017-02-24 07:30:13 Post No.35090429
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The call that saved /r9k/
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Will you answer it, /r9k/?
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>>35090429
I don't answer calls.
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helo can i's help you?
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I'd like to know what french fags think about bog memes.
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>t-t-there is literally nothing gay about fucking tra-
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what do you mean op thats a girl
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TRAPS ARE CUTE! CUTE!
SAY TRAPS ARE CUTE!
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>traps are fucking g-
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Anyone else think they were born to commit a mass shooting?
>Too stupid to learn anything useful
>Can't focus on anything for a long period of time
>Too autistic and degenerate to be a normie
>Too lazy and weak to perform simple work
I'm only 21 and I know it's only going to get worse from here.
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>>35090402
if that's what you truly think about yourself, then why do other people need to suffer? why not just kill yourself since those four problems are yours and yours alone. Since you're still alive, I suspect you have more potential in you than you know.
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>>35090570
If you're going to kill yourself then you might as well kill people who you hold a grudge towards :^)
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>>35090570
>Why do other people need to suffer
They never cared about me suffering, why should I care about people that don't even think of me as a person?
>Since you're still alive, I suspect you have more potential in you than you know.
I'm only alive because I don't have the means to kill myself, it's not like I could tie a usb cord around my throat.
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>tell /r9k/ pen pal he is uninteresting
>stops responding
I don't post here, but are you guys reall that fragile? I being honest just enough to break you? I kinda don't know whether I should feel bad or not.
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if he kept responding you'd bitch about him being clingy, or that he keeps pestering you while being uninteresting.
he's not fragile, just practical.
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>>35090302
I wouldn't have though. He asked if I though he was interesting and I gave him an honest answer. Didn't mean I was gonna be a dick.
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>>35090316
then my point still stands, if he's uninteresting to you, he doesn't want to bother/bore you.
Perhaps you see that as fragile, idk.
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Like my piercing?
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I'm too distracted by your need for weight loss to comment on your genital garment, tubbo.
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>>35090222
There's something about the composition of this photo that I really enjoy.
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>>35090222
why would any sane man get this?
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How can I describe my loose use of the word "Autism" and "Autistic" to my friends who don't go on 4chan, and don't understand I don't mean literal autism.
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>Autism = Stupidness
Just tell them that
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>>35090202
Just get better friends.
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>>35090202
dont need to describe words to your friends if you dont have any friends
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>tfw no giant gf to wear you as her ring
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>>35090150
original spaghetti sauce
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>>35090150
>tfw no giga gf to wipe out all the normies
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>>35090150
Yeaaaaah I'm gonna need a source on that please.
>normies take selfies on an icy pond
>suddenly the ice breaks, leaving the normies to drown in the freezing water
>Chad is around doing skateboard
>he heroically saves them for a certain death
>someone records the scene and post it on Instagram
>Chad: "it wasn't a big deal really"
>he probably gets his dick sucked ever since
https://thenewdaily.com.au/news/good-news/2017/02/22/ethan-turnbull-hero-central-park
How does this makes you feel /r9k/ ?
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>>35090085
Chad is an actual super hero this changes nothing
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>>35090085
>Chad: "it wasn't a big deal really"
Typical Aussie bloke.
>yeah nah no worries
>*cracks a VB*
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>>35090085
what a terrible photo of that extremely handsome man
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Post your laptop stickers niggers
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>>35090083
>>>/pol/
Goddamned autistes.
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>>35090083
that's funny and I'd talk to you if I saw your computer... maybe
but regardless of your beliefs people who put stickers on their laptop annoy me
its like
"HEY LOOK EVERYONE, THESE ARE THE THINGS I LIKE!"
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>>35090083
It's too much stickers to look normal, too little to be a stickerbomb Tbh. I suggest you keep
>one of the WL ones
>one of the NSA/Snowden ones
>large Nigel Farage head
>kek hieroglyph at bottom (where do you get this)
>Trump logo
>maybe the KEK circle one
and remove the rest.
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>have calculus exam tomorrow
>terrible at maths
>have two options
>study all night and take the exam sleep deprived
>go to sleep and take the exam barely knowing anything but fully refreshed
What do? I have a 67% in the class and I desperately NEED a C
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>>35089998
Say you're sick and take it another day.
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>>35089998
You fucked up.
You should have been preparing over the course of the entire semester.
Take the L and consider it a learning experience.
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>>35089998
>1 off
But if you think you can get a C if you study it's worth it to study