Is this a realistic depiction of normie sex?
i jack off to this video at least twice a month. it's the idea that this is probably happening in the dorm room next to mine that makes it so hot.
depends on the couple. add some choking and this is around my style, nothing wrong with this.
>tfw no gfin town
>>35866159
GET THE ABSOLUTELY ORIGINAL FUCK OUT
>Don't hold back or wait for the right person. No one finds the one.
Do you agree with this?
>>35865874
It's not worth the effort if it's not the right one, I'd rather be alone than settle. I honestly believe this.
If you havent found the right one by your mid life crisis, just start fucking around
>>35866149
The one doesn't exist
Who are white people supposed to side with in the upcoming Jewish Black race war?
https://youtu.be/-okONf8azvk
>>35865871
Do you have this image uncropped?
>>35865871
Niggas ain't even who wuz da original Hebrews
It depends. Would you rather be a comfortable slave, or raped and murdered? I'd pick slavery I think, but there's arguments for both sides.
Whatcha do today robots?
Learned, came home, played two hours of vidya then browsed r9k for 4 hours straight (ongoing)
i'd say a day well spent
Fed a homeless man some oatmeal, bacon, bananas and snails.
Accidentally broke the dishwasher.
Added twenty people on Facebook.
Watched some anal porn.
Cooked myself a hamburger.
Played tennis with my cat (she only watches as I play against the wall).
Stared at my neighbor until he entered his house.
>>35865843
Playing Lone Gunman L4D2 Mutation on Expert.
Pretty fun mang.
It's obvious now that TayTay will marry a tall black NBA player, so who will she marry?
>>35865831
Kawaii Kawhi
>>35865831
idk karl anthony towns?
>>35865853
Kawaii is gay
>>35865859
No, nobody wants to move to Minnesota
>Go into house
>"Put your dress on anon, you're next."
wat do?
Cgl ita thread
>>35865761
Gee gaynon, two shemales??
>>35865761
nooooooice, sauce?
I met a nice anon but i'm afraid he'll eventually drop me because im 4/10.
>>35865648
Ugly women are just lazy.
How much do you weigh?
nuignqwqgqg
Depends on how ugly and what you have to make up for the ugly. If you're a little below average but your body's still nice and your extra cool and a good gf, then you're probably good.
But if you're all-around trash, then you're gonna be a practice girl.
>Therapist thinks I'm some normie with a bit of social anxiety despite telling him I'm depressed and suicidal and think about killing myself daily.
I'm losing hope rapidly.
>>35865644
Your therapist sees the real you normie. Get out of here and do it.
Therapists are normies. Normies are incapable of understanding or empathizing with robots. They think it's the same type of normie "depression" they get when they have to go without a gf for a few weeks after a break up.
>>35865777
I really just wanted help, I'm not strong enough to do it alone...
1. you are turned into a girl version of yourself
2. an exact clone of you is made to take your place
3. you can pick to be gf of that clone of old you or pick one of these chads
>any of you would pick yourselves and not chad.
This is one of the reasons why I can't believe a woman would like me, when they say they do. I don't even have any malice toward women, I just know they could do better than lil ol' me.
>>35865641
None of these Chads are attractive to me.
Where's my femboy Chad?
>>35865641
>i get turned into a girl
>implying i would fuck myself
>implying i would fuck chad
>implying i wouldn't find a lesbian lover
it has been my dream ever since i was a little boi
Hi, Anon! It's me chad, I sit behind you in geometry. Hey man, thanks for letting me copy off of you, catch you later!
T-Thanks...Y-You too........
orgna
>>35865539
How bad are you at math to be taking geometry in your late twenties/early thirties?
Neither of us is really winning if we're both doing primary school math at our age.
>tfw everyone on the internet hates black people
Then explain my wifes behavior
>>35865513
hey look , an american negro that hates himself.
so original. Expand your shitty world m8
if you hate yourself so much turn white, bleach your skin,whatever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8EwzisBEHc
People are not black
Congoids are not people.
> be me
> enjoying a quality thread
> refresh the page to see more replies
> its deleted
> again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN
>>35865475
>quality thread
>deleted
for some reason i suspect your idea of "quality" is a bit twisted
>>35865536
i suspect your idea of quality thread is a femanon(male) bitching to you how she lonely. kys
i know Op what is talking about.
Mods r engaged in 7 way dick sucking daisy chain when jerome plows the last one in line harder than expected causing force of ejaculation to land on delete key in a welcome surprise
Any of you here? I'm not diagnosed or anything but I fit almost every symptom I've read on Aspergers. I'm having a real hard time in life due to my poor ability to socialize.
What is your life like?
Explain the mysterious shit. I don't have autism but people kept telling me that I seemed mysterious. What did those people who thought I had autism mean by that?
I have been officially diagnosed with Aspergers and live off NEETbux.
I just browse the internet and play vidya/watch anime/jack off all day. I sleep from 4am to 1pm and wake up feeling like shit, make myself ramen or order a pizza for breakfast/lunch/dinner and mainly drink sugary water or alcohol.
Guaranteed to become a wizard hikki unless I die before 30.
>>35865567
You get any extra money for being aspie?
Hey there, Wagey.
Work was rough huh? Oh and the rush hour traffic must have been terrible. Luckily, after working for 8 hours you're finally home. But you can't rest yet, you still have to tidy up! Remember your parents are coming over? And you have to cook dinner, you sure wouldn't want your parents eating take-out. Also, don't forget to feed the dog and do the laundry.
Anyway I just wanted to pop in and let you know that while you've been at work slaving away for chump change, i've been here enjoying life.
Don't stay up too late, Wagey, tomorrow is a new day! Well, for me anyways.
SHUT IT YOU FUCKING NEET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
why dont you two just kiss
Work was rough, yes. But when I get home I will just relax, and let the servant girls do my chores. My wagie life has allowed me to live in this beautiful mansion, surrounded by cute servant girls.
Have you had a sexual experience with a family member?
I fantasize about my mother and I try to do some mildly lewd things with her, but I've never actually done anything truly sexual. I'm trying to see if I could maybe warm her up to giving me a handjob or something like that, but I'm not gunna push it.
>that time I gave my imouto a rimjob
Hell no. That's only hot in anime