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Anyone NEET with parents who don't care if you never move out or get a job? 2017-01-19 03:08:45 Post No.34252634
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Anyone NEET with parents who don't care if you never move out or get a job?
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2017-01-19 03:08:45
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Any of you bots got this sweet life?
I wish I did. NEET life seems so comfy.
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Sadly mommy needs me to help with bills since she's broke. Still I'm planning to escape to nneetdom soon enough
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i left for a while and came back, mommy is happy im back and doesnt want me to go away so yes
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been applying to some jobs that I haven't been getting
it's probably the only thing stopping mummy from filicide
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Where are all the alphas on 4chan? 2017-01-19 03:07:39 Post No.34252611
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Where are all the alphas on 4chan?
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The alpha edgelords?
This board is filled with underage weeb faggots or gay/trans sissybois. Nobody here is an actual man. Which boards have alpha edgelords that aren't /fit/ or /fa/? (I have enough /fit and fa/ in my life - real alphas don't go to those boards online since they already know.) Where is the best?
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>>34252611
Sorry I'm not masculine enough for you anon. :(
Cute pic btw. :3
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By /fit and fa/ non-users I mean they don't go to 4chan for fashion or fitness advice. Not saying they should be unfit or dress like a fedora LARPer.
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you wouldnt know if it was a beta or not dumbass ,its anonymous for that reason retard boy
>2000 was 17 years ago
>2001 was 16 years ago
>2002 was 15 years ago
>2003 was 14 years ago
>2004 was 13 years ago
>2005 was 12 years ago
>2006 was 11 years ago
>2007 was 10 years ago
>2008 was 9 years ago
>2009 was 8 years ago
>2010 was 7 years ago
>2011 was 6 years ago
>2012 was 5 years ago
>2013 was 4 years ago
>2014 was 3 years ago
>2015 was 2 years ago
>2016 was 1 year ago
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>>34252585
How did I get here?
What year is it?
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>2012 was 5 years ago
hits me the hardest
>2009 was 8 years ago
hits me the least hardest
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>time travels in a linear state consistently
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>tfw playing Dark Souls for the 20th time
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>>34252576
Best game ever made bar none. Perfect in almost every way. The only problem is the difficulty drop after s&o.
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I was trying SL1 for the 5th time but got ds3 for Christmas.
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>tfw have a character in new game+10
why do I keep replaying
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What is the shortest original post you can make /r9k/?
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Bilbo
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>>34252575
Nice, anything shorter than five characters?
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ca$h
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Erica, my dearest
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>>34252560
what the fuck is that shit in the sink?
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>>34252560
Post rare Ericas
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>>34252626
Puke. Most likely puke.
>>34252684
This is semi rare. Her latest pic - found on her twitch.
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I gotta ask, why is this board so homophobic? Do you all you retards think you're better than someone just because you're straight? I understand the LGBT hate, they're fucking retarded. But gays and traps beyond that are still frowned upon. Why?
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>>34252530
>because you're straight
98% of /r9k/ users are faggots. The rest are post-op trannies.
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society has given these people mental illness
its not fucking natural
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>>34252530
Shut up you vegetable gendered tortoise-kin demiboi transfaggot.
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Once we go black we ain't going back right robots?
Welcome to /r9k/ 2017 where everyone is apparently a real nigga and we talk about everything BLACKED
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>BBC(news) in the tab
kek
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>>34252496
you didnt seem to complain with all the tranny threads faggot.
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>>34252562
I-it's not what you think anon! I was just researching african conflicts!
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Who /personality consists of walking on eggshells due to extensive knowledge of what is socially unacceptable but innate tendencies to act autistically/ here?
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>>34252493
>spacebar
go away normie
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>>34252493
>always knowing what is socially acceptable but not wanting to act too normie just in case a qt fembot might see and call me a normie
>not wanting to act too nu-normal or enormities will make fun of me
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>>34253331
What the living fuck. You articulated this exact feel I feel so accurately. Are you me?
> Hi big bro, the girls are going downtown tonight. Mind if I borrow your car for the day?
what do
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>>34252484
you can borrow this dick
*unzips dick
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These kinds of threads are so fucking annoying
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>>34252484
Only if you give me some oats.
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Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a qt dog?
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>>34252478
haha that pupper likes pepsi!
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*farts gently*
mhmm
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>>34252478
pepsi pupper a CUTE!
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ITT we list traits that make people unworthy of love and friendship. Or, general red flags.
I'll start
>bisexual
>tranny
>druggie
>has been unsuccessful in weight loss "attemts" over the years
>tattoos
>has pet snake
>overly picky eater
>bad hygiene
>can't appreciate mutual silence
>attempts to act "cute/kawaii"
>baby talks pets and children
>believes reading a book is innately better than watching something, no exception's
>has poorly trained dog
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>>34252453
except the bible is objectively better than any 'watchable' art
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>>34252453
>tfw I am half your list
>pet snake
>bisexual
>druggie
My list though is
>overweight
>bad relationship with family
>messy living space
>strong political views
>failed highschool
>studied art(s) in college
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>>34252677
That's not half. Snake owners an bisexuals are gross.
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>It's another "anon cries because theyre being an overly attached BPD cunt" episode
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GIVE ME A FUCKING BPD GF NOW
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>>34252451
U don't understand.
>wants to be clingy
>will they actually h8 me if im like this
>isn't clingy
>sobs
>eventually leaves you for "not caring"
You can't win with these types, anon.
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>>34252440
>complaining about people being overly attached
like being attached is a bad thing
IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD BE ATTACHED TO ME ROOO
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Do you have a preference for being submissive in a relationship, /r9k/? How submissive are we talking? What kind of girls do you feel an attraction towards personality/looks wise? Do women/girls in general seem intimidating to you?
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i dunno i give up
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>>34252431
I'm a guy - and I like equality in the relationship but I am submissive in the bedroom (a curse as a male).
I see the non-sex relationship part as being a team and helping each other through this shitty normie world. The submissive sex part is just fetish stuff for me I guess.
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>>34252431
Both, actually. I'm like a bisexual except instead of fucking men I'm capable of being dominant and submissive sexually. I like both pretty equally as well.
Sadly it's very niche, almost everyone is some variation of the extreme
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>tfw no steam onee chan
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steamcommunity.com/id/Tomoko420
>tfw no steam tomoko gf(male)
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When you stop acting like hormonal cunt, re add me sempai
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>>34252434
40 seconds
holy fuck dude