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>>35968912
>vagina
They did such a shit job, it's a deflated scrotum. If you're going to cut off your dick at least do a good job.

>>35968912
It's... It's very roastie. But i guess its better than a dick.

>>35968912
Post-Op always looks like a car accident, no exceptions. It's a mutilated penis, might as well fap to leprosy photos

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It ends eventually.

>>35968846
Tell us about the dreams.

>>35968846
Congrats man. I don't think I'll ever be able to quit my habits, I just can't deal with things sober atm.

Biology you autist

>>35968744

what do you mean by that? biologuuu origanu

>>35968750
Humans as social animals have a need to socialize. Whether or not you hate everyone, that need doesn't go away and if you don't fulfill it, you will feel bad.

>>35968691
It's the 4th month. So 1/4 dumbass

>>35968711
There are 12 months in a year dumbfuck

>>35968711
But that's even bigger than 1/3
where has your life and math skill gone

>>35968602
The jerk store called, they ran out of you!

You great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

>>35968630
The faggot store called, they ran out of you

You might just be a homosexual, anon

>>35968606

Not really. What makes a men attractive is pretty objective.

If you're

>tall
>not fat
>don't have crooked teeth

That's like 80% of the way there.

>white

That's bordering Chad territory

>nice facial structure
>some minor muscle definition

You're Chad.

>>35968598
>he thinks the only way people will ostracize you from society is if you're ugly
>he thinks the only reason you can fail socially is if you're ugly
You're the memer OP.

>>35968363
>>be a bit of a loner
>>do have a couple of friends
?

>>35968406
Maybe I'm an idiot, but isn't all this relative?

I'll see these guys maybe once every 2-3 weeks. My day to day social interactions are very limited.

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>>35968363
>Be me
>at party, drunk
>black girl takes me to other room
>we make out for a bit
>starts pulling down my pants
>have epileptic fit
>wake up in hospital
>have to take pills to prevent epilepsy
>mfw epilepsy almost saved me from the misery of being a chad

>>35968292
it's shit tho
o-reagan-o

It's like Crime and Punishment without the intelligent parts

>>35968292
I'm planning to bind the thing in a cover, put it on my nightstand and read it every
day like it's the bible.

>>35968250
Ye came out as trans and got thrown out oh well my lifes been fucked before that happened anyways

I'm surprised they haven't al ready since I was such a shit head as a kid.

Not yet.

I have no social life but at least I have a job.
You need to learn from little victories but more importantly you need to actually TRY.

Your parents will respect you if you can tell them you're putting 100% of yourself into your life, regardless of the result.
If you sit around all day browsing 4chan and do nothing to improve yourself...even your parent's patience has limits.

>>35968100

>April 1 prank
>pol combined with mlp
>lit combined with fit
>out combined with soc
>many other combos
>r9k stayed alone

Seems kinda fitting, actually...

>but miss, working is for wagecucks

They're trying to send a message to you guys.

Spending your time in such a toxic place is not good for your well being at all. You might get some kind of catharsis from being around like-minded people but it is not healthy in the least bit.

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This game makes me horny.

playing on dalaran wow now. wotlk was my favorite era. im playing a useless rogue who gets carried through dungeons. i dont lift a finger and people let me leech off of them for exp. how comfy

This takes me back. Haven't thought of WoW since Burning Crusade.

Enjoy your new healthy life

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>literally manchild pills

>>35967821
That will actually be a terrible way to go please look into a less painful way to die that wont take days and involve killing you by slowly shutting down your organs

just do what you usually do i guess

>>35967760
I wouldn't be happy about flipping burgers but if you are good for you.

It may not be a dream job but it's a start! Make us proud. Maybe try and move into entry level health care. It can pay better, usually hiring, and there's lots of ways to move up.

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It makes you feel like a man which is the opposite of what they want.

T. Wannabe sissy

>>35967753
That's the thing about the gays,,,very picky

That sounds quite gay to be honest. Have you tried not being a gay?

I wonder if you'll summon the "ruined his anus with a champagne bottle" anon, his story is both tragic and hilarious at the same time.

Basically, one night he got drunk and rammed a wine bottle up his anus, which essentially caused butthole devastation to the extent of permanent damage. He could be just lying, but everytime he talks about it he focuses solely on the medical issues and how depressed and suicidal he is.

But, as the old saying goes, "put champagne up your rump, feel real pain and grump."

>>35967788
Put wine bottle up butt flaps
Suffer permanent prolapse

it's definitely not a meme desu