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MTF here who just got bottom surgery yesterday. Needless to say, I'm still overwhelmed with joy. Here is video of the process (best moment of my life) so you all can see just how natural this really is for the trans community.

Thank you all for being so accepting and understanding of my transition, and the trans community in general (all the 'trap' threads make me feel more at home here than even the lgbt board!).

Please spread this so that more people understand that I'm transgenderism is natural, and not "mental illness" like so many bigots (coincidence that they're usually Trump voters?) say.

Love you!! And here is the video: https://webmshare.com/play/vOjnB
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>>35778257
can someone please play the video, i'm too scared
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>>35778278
You were right to be scared.

I shouldn't have played it..
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>>35778278
Am doing brb

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Toys you had as a kiddo and were ignorant about death, taxes and adult life.
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bath toy
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finger skating
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talkboy

i think macaulay culkin was in their commercials

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AIcohol
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>>35778155
You're not old enough to drink
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>have a bottle of vodka
>run out of stuff to mix it with
>not drunk enough to take it straight

JUST
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is bad for you my dear anon
im still trying to quit tobacco
best of luck to you my man

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anyone can share their stories about traps?

did you fuck xer or did she fuck you?

did you pay or was it free?
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>>35778150
I fucked her, and its free, we're still dating
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Robinbanks lived not to far from me and I asked him to fuck and he said lol no. Oh well, at least I don't have to be gay.
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>>35778180
did you ever suck her dick?

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>I want to jerk off another anon into my face
>I want an anon's dick in my mouth
>I want to be pounded by an anon's dick until I can't walk

Why am I having these thoughts?
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>>35778123
Homosexuality is a predatory disease
I now understand why there is such an instinctual revulsion to it after being exposed to this board
If I ever come across you fags in RL I'll make sure you taste the pavement
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>>35778252
the alt-right is a fake jewish conspiracy designed to supplant radical islam without harming jews

take the GOAT pill
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>>35778123
Post pics
Ohbigjgf

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You don't walk like a virgin do you? At least try to pretend to be a functional member of society
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lol I never get tired of that pic
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my work colleagues who caught wind of this image on normiebook have now started bullying me for it because it describes me too well. i even look pretty much identical to the guy in that image.

i hope the cunt who made that image gets cancer
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>>35778154
yes, and they know it

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Get to fucking work wagecuck.

You don't deserve a break.
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I work hard for these weekends off and I'll be damned if I don't utilize them by getting drunk and being depressed all weekend.
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>tfw disability payments increasing this year
It's going to be nice making the equivalent of $15/hour 40 hours a week for free, $1490 a month was a little bit too low for me.
I guess wagefriends are going to need to work extra hours to compensate.
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>biting the hand that feeds you

wew

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>Wimmen from /r9k/ are borderline retarded and or live to far away
>Wimmen at work are fucking disgusting whores with too much make-up and tight whore-pants
>Wimmen at the train station are thin, petite and qt but only 15 y/o
>Wimmen from dating sites are fucking trans-demi-genderfluid-pan-left-libtard-all-races-are-equal-sexual-disabled
>Wimmen on anime cons are attention whores with fat BFs

Where the fuck should I look for a potential GF?
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>>35778015
Where do you live?
What's wrong with 15 yr olds?
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>>35778106
>Where do you live?
I live in Cuckmany.
>What's wrong with 15 yr olds?
I'm in my mid twenties and everyone would stone me.
Also I think relationships with a big age gap don't work. Except your rich...
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>>35778015
Get a cat , faggot. I am 5'3 and I will never get a gf .NOE FUCKING DEAL WITH THE FACT FAGGOT.

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>tfw you start developing feelings for your slampig
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>>35777959
>falling in love with a farm animals
>>>/trash/
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ahaha ha holy shit slampig
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>>35777959
slampig is such a stupid silly word. Define to me what you think a slampig is

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Official Elliot Rodger Thread
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>>35777952
I am happily envisioning his rotting copse laying in the cold dark earth....feeding worms and decaying in filth. I envision his soul in complete darkness and agony , screaming with a voice that nothing can possibly hear...filled with the wails of regret for a wasted and selfish life spent on nothing but superficial and incorrect understandings. I see his soul being torn apart over eons of our time...desperate to get out of hell....completely certain there is no escape. ...That is how I like to picture that worthless log of dogshit. :)
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>>35777952
Did Addison take that photo?
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this nigger made columbine look serious and them niggas were literally misfiring deliberately for half the spree
if a chad shot up a school it would be mf 50+ kill streak all these pussies is nothing

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>it's another "oversleep and end up feeling groggy and horrible" episode

this happens EVERY WEEKEND
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Fucking this!
I'll looking forward to sleeping in all week and when I finally do I'll have a rage and a headache for the rest of the day.
I fucking hate living at home, I can never just be pissed in peace!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>have to wake up at 4:30am every week day for wagecucking
>can't sleep past 5:30am on the weekends because of it

neets just can't know this level of pain
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>>35777898
Man what the fuck is this meme? I've got this every fucking weekend since I started working last year.
Mind you I'm working crazy hours so I thought it was that, but even on slow weeks it's like this.
Either that or I wake up like the wagey I am at 7 and still have headaches.

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

Please tell me you memers have a solution, the only thing is that I go to sleep maybe 1 hour later than usual. I seriously can't believe it has this big an effect on the organism.

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I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they can do about it and ugly men will never have a chanse to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequence for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, klaiming he had to get a roommmate now, because he can't afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So patheticc.
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>>35777863

WEW LAD

TOP TIER BAIT
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Feelina pls be my mommy gf
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>i love being a dominant gender discord join smug
>now with the protection of the BBC we can finally discord things around their neck /b/???
>starts beating aroudn the black
>tfw no bban him bf

talk about 3,725 state you neck //b

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How would you react if you saw a crying 5/10 girl on a bus/on the subway?
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>>35777832
I wouldn't. Why specifically a 5/10 girl?
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>>35777832
Change carriage
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>>35777852
so you can pretend you have a chance

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What is it about women that makes them so repellent personality wise?
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You think they're repellent?

Well, there's at least a dozen guys who will put up with that so they can get their dick inside her.

They have no incentive to not be repellent.
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Coddled by society and culture since birth.
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What's this girl's insta/twitter/fb?

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im angry and sad my grandparents are dead

My grandpa has been dead since 2007 and grandma since 2015. Just every now and then it hits me that they're totally gone. Even all their things are gone I never had a chance to salvage anything, or I was too young to appreciate what in retrospect I would have loved to keep.
>grandpa will never tell you stories about King Arthur in his book lined study
>he will never take you to the river again
>he will never give you chocolate anymore
>he will never give you weird but amazing birthday presents like models of test aircraft designed by boeing that were sold to the air force
>you will never drive around in his immaculate car
>grandma will never tell you stories about growing up in the 20's and 30's
>she will never take you out anymore to the city
>you'll never boop her frizzy hair
>you'll never repeat yourself three times until she finally pretends to hear what you said
>she'll never tell you stories about when you were too little to remember and the adventures you had
There are so many things not just memories that are irretrievably gone with them. So many things they knew that I never had a chance to find out from them.

tell me about the people you miss robots
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>>35777809
Do you think about it often OP ? My dad died last december and I can't spend a day thinking about him being gone.
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>>35777991
I think that is a closer relation so probably worse. Sorry anon. My dad has cancer so I'll be joining you in tfw no dad boat soon. I've thought about it a lot lately not sure why. Just every now and then I want to tell one of them something and go "oh thats right."
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>>35777809

Yeah my grandpa died when I was really young and I had a shitty dad who was always in jail and an insane mom. Now I'm 25 and I'm always battling homelessness, mental health issues, addiction, etc.

This is why men's health is so important. Our grandpas die young and we usually have the most to learn from them. I know I wouldn't want to leave my grandson at a young age to have his destiny in the hands of the women in my family or any of the women I've dated

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