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>>38090391
You probably will have to in 30 years or earlier since no good girl would want to speak with you.

>>38090412
You are wrong about talking, but if you mean sexual satisfaction you are right. However i meant this question for others, not me.

>>38090391
I did once. It was way too expensive and ai couldn't relax enough to enjoy because fear of police, pimps, disease, and regret for paying so much for something that comes easily to others.

He passes so well I'm not totally convinced it's not a girl with a fake bulge

>>38090413
He looks like a feminine boy to me, I don't even think he's on transpills

>>38090428
Anyone who wouldn't get on their knees for him is definitely a gay faggot! :D

why did he have to be that ugly?

now women will be even more afraid of us ugly guys :/

>>38090330
>enjoyed the hunt
>real estate agents
>proper prey
>getting caught
Fucking amateur hour is what it is.

>>38090330
at that point i would just wear a mask everywhere
get to be "mysterious", with the added bonus of not having children run away screaming

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I bet you didn't even disable the ekansovi exploit while it was collecting user data on 4chan last month

Why would they? You're no one important to the NSA and people in general.

>>38090301
I stopped watching my devious porn when it became legal for the government to view your browser history. They are out to get me.

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>>38090270
Just shake it about.

>>38090270
Shake the monitor

>>38090270
Change the text "still" to "shaking" on paint, and save it as a Gif.

>>38090255
How was your day OP
Anything interesting happened today?

>>38090255
were you that one bro who helped make fun of the autistic kid in math class?

>>38090326
Yeah it was alright. My friends have finished uni and are leaving soon so I spent a large part of the day just playing board games and video games with them, as I have for basically the past week, so pretty uneventful but fun. How was your day anon? (:

>>38090228
No because there aren't any good reasons for me to buy one.

I don't like loud noises, I don't have the kind of disposable income to justify buying a gun, I move around alot very nearly live in my car, I feel like I'm constantly getting pulled over by the cops for bulshit reasons, that's headache enough imagine what happens when they shine their fucking flashlight in my car and see guns and ammo everywhere.

What exactly would I do with it other than constantly be under the threat of committing suicide or snapping and going on a shooting spree next time I get pissed off. I don't enjoy shooting as a sport, and I don't have any property or valuables that are worth defending. The only good argument would be in some sort of post apocalyptic scenario in which case I would need a weapon in order to be viable, but even then almost everybody I encountered would be better armed and better prepared so it's more like I should just die.

>>38090228
I bought a gun. It raised my confidence and lowered my anxiety just enough to go out in public. I got a job and became friends with my coworkers outside of work. I hanged out with them and eventually got a gf and lost my virginity. I've gotten multiple raises and was able to afford a car, my own apartment, etc. I'm now a normie. I shot my first gun 4 years ago. I've never been happier. Best thing I've ever done.

>>38090228
I didn't want to buy guns either because I would of spent the last of my cash on it and then I would of killed myself. Then I got more money. It's really hard not to spend money on guns but not too hard because you feel like you need to save a lot of it for a lawyer because people are idiots and deserve to be shot, and that's expensive because other people that deserve to be shot realize that people deserve to be shot and want someone to say something to the contrary.

>>38090212
Zero because she has yet to get B L A C K E D

>>38090212
i cant even get boners to non nudes , what are u smoking my man?

if it wasnt for the file name, I literally wouldnt have a clue who she is

>>38090158
Well is it prog rock or jazz you want, roastie?

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>>38090158
Have you tried moving to LA?

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That's just the way it is faggot

Please post on this thread

>>38090145
They'd be happy. We just lost grandma and this eel would make a fine replacement

Is the eel financially secure?

link to the song ples

Holy crap, I haven't thought of this in so long. Thanks for some early 00's nostalgia OP. Might have to go watch it again.

>>38090136
u r s o q t anon

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>>38090078
Bushido him in half

>he gets mad when people say you're their favorite

1st world problems, honestly

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>>38090031
>Not owning up to your own idiocy
You sound like a faggot. I don't like faggots. Faggots disgusts me.

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>>38090031
On 4chan i close the thread and on any other site i just delete my comment. I feel so ashamed aswell. Fuck i get anxious even talking to people online.

>>38090031
I try to make the other person look stupid by implying that what I said was "obviously" something different then what they took it as.
I doubt it works though.

quadz speak the truth desu desu

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>go to work
>be supervisor
>tell people to do your work
>get paid for it

i wouldn't shit at home if workday
use their toiletpaper not mine
it's like shitting overtime

well I want to

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I may fail, but I would try my best!

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oH Shit, Mal Malloy got thiccer. I like it.