First impression of my gf and me /r9k/?
Pic is us
I want to put my wiener in her and I'm sure every male that passes her on the street also does.
Who here /sadboy/?
>stole Lil B's style
>completely relied on his team of producers, never created a drum loop in his life
>is the main reason that braindead emo xanax rappers dominate the underground now
Fuck Yung Lean. I'm ashamed to have ever been a fan of him
Apparently this post isn't original, so I've added this portion.
Choose 3 masks. Then tell us why you chose them.
To draw out my ideal mate
To rapid fire tell her jokes while she is making noises so she falls in love with me
Just for fun
Literally no downside
>get a guitar
>can barely play the c major chord after 2 hours of practicing
Dammit, Ritchie Blackmore and Jimmy Page make it look so easy
Just learn to play power chords, then you can say you know how to play
>>can barely play the c major chord after 2 hours of practicing
holy shit just quit now
>therapist is useless and gives no helpful advice
>keep paying her because I have no one else to talk to
there is not much else more pathetic than this. $100 for one hour of pretending to give a shit about my inane whining
>paying for talking
Seriously, if I weren't living in Europe with "free" healthcare, I'd rather use the money bills to wipe my ass off.
When I first started seeing the associations between tendies and neets, I was confused but intrigued.
Is this a factor connecting robots? Something deeper that has to do with diet and upbringing?
Or... Is it as simple as some people are just born being the type of person that thinks tendies taste better than everything, and just ends up becoming a NEET?
i've been on 4chan since 2012 and i have no idea why tendies, which i first noticed in about 2015, became a thing. perhaps because they're cheap, salty, easy to procure?
also i'm pretty sure it's ironic, tendies are nowhere near as good as hamburgers, pizza, mac & cheese, grilled cheese sandwiches, or even fried chicken.
I wanna fuck traps and trannies. Where do I find them?
In another life it probably could've been me.
Used to think becoming a girl would fix all my problems and make me happy.
Then I realised I'd still be unhappy no matter what I did still shave my legs and cross-dress occasionally though (no homo)
>tfw the sun is rising already
It's 4 in the morning here. The sun will soon be up.
I think I have insomnia i should get it checked famalam
HOW DO I STOP PROCRASTINATING ONLINE
HELP ALL I'VE DONE FOR THE PAST MONTH IS SHITPOST ON R9K
I HAVE HOBBIES AND A CAREER
THE INTERNET RUINED MY LIFE
Would be cool if robots got together and played this game, seems like a good robot game
>i play solo but it feels boring
we can make a squad up 2 4 players
How does r9k sleep?
>be skinny and hug my pillow
>have fat fetish and kind of want to gain weight because I would like the feeling of it
>see that image
>"fuck, I don't wanna look like that"
the suffering continues
Im 6'3 and i sleep in a 4 foot box because i got deported out of america and im staying with a friend in Germany because i don't want to go back to Venezuela
How do you live knowing you'll never get that one girl? And by one, I mean THE girl?
With pure distraction and fantasy with the only motivation in life being the propagation of those two ideals.
Yes, it's my natural hairline.
Yes i'm mulatto.
Yes you may compliment me.
>family bought house for 400k
>rented it out to 5 asian student for a year
>renovated it and just sold it for 650k
just made 50k off my investment, nepotism feels so good
This is Gremblo. He's up for adoption. Can we keep him?