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>>39228817
congratulations anon enjoy all those boi legs

>>39228844
i will,also checked

>>39228817
wow if nobody replies imma start samefagginh

confront it.
ask her
if she is, you can begin moving on and hating that roastie.
if she isn't, yaaaaay

>>39228810

What made you come to this conclusion? Paranoid insecurity and low self esteem nonwithstanding.

How are you certain of that?

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>>39228746
hmmm...I immediately thought about being raised Christian and having a large part of my social surroundings believing in Jesus and stuff, while part of me doubted it. speaking my doubts could have led to being ostracized from this group of people that I had / still have much love for. Even still, part of me believes and part of it finds it mentally oppressing and logically implausible. What are the two sets of truth you speak of? is this like blue pill / red pill? how does the world actually operate? desu I'm on r9k because people kept referring to it, and I sought for myself what it was out of curiosity.

people always say "you know life isn't fair" and stuf but I kind of feel that deep down they feel that at the end of the day it is kind of fair or that's what they want their children to beleive so they don't fucking give up on life at the age of 12. So I consider that the 'polite' truth.
The 'practical' one would be that life is really fucking incredibly unfair. It's like the most unfair thing you can think of, in more regards than you could ever think of.

>>39228746
>Nihilism is an unspoken truth
Not in this day and age.
Also what a terrible tripfag. I bet you were starry-eyed when you first discovered Carl Benjamin last week and then decided to imitate your new hero.
And fuck All Star.

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Why do you sometimes get really dehydrated when you sleep? Sometimes I wake up and drink a half gallon of water.

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>>39228738
>Why do you sometimes get really dehydrated when you sleep?

He knows.

>>39228738
The times I'm most dehydrated when I wake up is on hot nights. I guessing sweating in sleep takes up some water in you body, causing you to become dehydrated.

>>39228712
Be a TERF and espouse the most radical of feminist diatribe.

I can't. It seems like the only reasonable idea to find a gf. Now that I'm out of uni, my time is up. I feel like uni is the best place to meet a girl though they most likely won't be good for you. There probably aren't any good girls for us anyways though

>>39228712
You're going to get accused of rape, son. Don't do it.

>>39228658
OK, I don't understand what the big deal is

you can live off your parents forever and then when they die, you're the only recipient of their inheritence. I don't understand why people have more than one child anymore, why do people produce slaves?

Why would you want your offspring to be a slave?

Every extra descendant you have is just another division of the inheritance you pass to them, increasing their degree of slavery.

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>>39228658
>tfw the family name will die because no gf
millions of years of procreation. fucking hell.

>>39228715
It can make people a bit odd and self centred

but other than that it's pretty comfy

>that chart
delete this

I only played Fallout 4 and I'm only here to announce that my personality is chaotic neutral, despite my insistent delusions that I'm a good person.

>>39228639
Mr house was the only right answer
>anarchist yesman vegas destroyed by infighting between different groups
>NCR Vegas becomes client state to prop up crumbling empire
>Caesars legion are savages

meanwhile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lWCVVrBtO0
He has centuries of plans some faggot that got shot in the head has nothing on him.

>>39228630
my coworker is 5'4" spaniard manlet and he has a gf
height is a meme

>>39228630
>>39228653
im 5'3.8 with no gf explain

>>39228630
You can tell that chick is gonna be fat as fuck by the age of 30.

They do in South Korea.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Amq-qlqbjYA

>>39228620
theyre like 18 bieber was 12

Because society has decided the fact that it is acceptable for women to lust after young boys. It's been that way for decades. Elvis and the Beatles were relatively older, but that age has just continued to come down over time to the point where even the boy bands of the 90's seem old.

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A lot of times, I'm unsure of what to do. I'm always so frustrated at myself for living this repetitive life. I feel like one day I'm gonna snap and do crazy.

I always find myself asking "what is it I was gonna do, What was I going to do, What was I going to do..." constantly, as if what I was gonna do was something worthwhile.

a lot of you idiots, just think I'll just kill myself! yeah! but that's not an answer to your problem. Also a lot of people constantly say this, but never actually do it. They also tell themselves they are depressed when in fact they are lazy and don't actually want to do anything to change because its too cliche or normie to do so.

>Be me
>20
>Flog Gnaw 2016
>Can't find acid to save my life
>The drought is real
>Fast forward 6 hours
>Sitting on curb away from main crowd
>30 minutes before Chance the rapper comes on stage
>7/10 and 6/10 girl sit next to me
>Hear 7/10 talking about how she's nervous about the high
>I've done a Fuck ton of acid, ask her if that's what she's on
>Oh yeah, it's my first time
>Thisisit.jpeg
>Buy her remaining tab
>Drop it cuz sperging in excitement
>Covered in dirt, drop anyways
>Feelgoodman

Chance comes on stage right as the wave hits, best memory of my life. I still get flashbacks

>Chance heads off stage
>Got the wave of discomfort telling me I need to piss
>Fight my way through the hell ish crowds to the bathrooms
>Huge line for crappers, but plenty of urinals
>Walk up to one, whip it out
>FUCKFUCK FUCK CAN'T PISS
>Don't want to be that guy
>A gurgling scream comes out of my mouth
>I retreat to the back of the shit line, dong still in hand

The stares still haunt my nightmares

>>39228529
Try to act normal with my adhd medication, I feel like a soulless robot most of the day.
I can't sit long due to my back almost snapping in half last year. I feel alone in life, I try to act normal and fun because without adhd medication I acted too annoying. I wish someone would be my friend.

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>>39228379
fucking appchan x. just call him M*
co-dependent friend will be called S
anyway
>things going alright. I'm just kinda existing there.
>get a job at the same place M works
>job is a story for another time, but just know it's fucking awful and minimum wage
>makin dat minimum wage 400 bucks a check monies
>for the first couple months of the relationship everything's going alright
>somewhat intimate, but only because i feel like i'm obligated
>itsforthegreatergood, just deal with it even though i don't know anything personal about him beyond the superficial contact we've had as friends
>mid-point of the relationship
>something spurs me to start soul searching
>I question everything about myself and other people
>find out MBTI and jungian psychology is a thing
>resarch the ever living FUCK out of it
>learn a lot about myself and M
>turns out he's an ESTP
>literally the exact polar opposite of an INFP
>try my damndest to not let what i've read influence what i think about him
>being INFP i've always been feely and whiney and selfish
>M being ESTP he's always been the "DO IT/EVERYTHING NOW" type
>my feely and whiney qualities only grow in strength
>immediately start clashing with his personality traits
>"why don't you care about my feelings" -Me
>"why don't you care about the real world" -M
>both equally valid points
>only serves to slowly drive us apart
>i start to become more and more distant, we don't talk to each other much

cont.

>>39228334
We told you not to stare at the egglips.

Spray your eyes with bear mace

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>>39228334
Oregano stare ate a qt fish and ur vissission will cum back baka desu fuck

>>39228327
how long has it been, anon? origami

>>39228327
where does your fiancee lean politically?

>>39228327
I don't get why people hat Peterson so much most of his lectures have little to no political content. Also my gfs best friend introduced me to his stuff so just because she's a girl doesn't mean she's a liberal retard.

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>>39228301
good take away food is so cheap in merica , i hate straya

>>39228301

you want to eat your gf?

>>39228320
Same with Europe. Can't afford a pizza gf bc too expensive pizza

moderately underrated thread

Its safe frwn

>>39229136
>Its safe frwn
thanks