who here /a/lchoholic?
Just woke up and already drunk
My advice to all beta cucks on 4chan is simple.Grow a beard = get pucci.
Are you obligated to living in a big house if you make over $2000 a month?
What happens when you're rich, but you're content with living a 2 or 1 bedroom house? Will you be forced to live in a more pricey home or something?
If you guys are so desperate to be my bf, I will let you on one condition. I get to date all of you at once and get my own harem. You are under the presence of a goddess after all.
>tfw no effendi bf
>Reading your old conversations with her before she stopped responding
>that retard that has nothing better to do with his time and reads old conversations you had with him
Stop being such an idiot.
>I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>REE REE REE REE REE REE
>I HATE WOMEN I HATE WOMEN
>THEY IRRITATE ME THEY IRRITATE ME
Anon. Hate does no you no good.It is folly like anger. And only leads to evil. Women are evil, but do not harbor that feeling of hatred because it pollutes you and makes you miserable.
Anon I promise you every woman will be judged and punished. There is a being who will repay everyone and bring back balance to this world through his judgement.
Pslams 37:8 Stop being angry! Turn from your rage! Do not lose your temper--it only leads to harm.
It's okay pal, 9th grade starts in a month ~
I have the PERFECT album for you that literally bashes on women, sluts, lust, and religion.
One of my favorite albums from high school.
>ywn be part of a comfy cult
>ywn have a secret hideout where you meet with your cult friends
>ywn study forbidden tomes
>ywn summon demons through complicated rituals normies could never understand and bind them to your will
>ywn sacrifice a qt virgin in exchange for a succubus
>ywn cause chaos by releasing unholy and dark powers on the normies and laugh with your cult friends as you watch them struggle and suffer
I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
Why does life have to be so boring?!
>tfw no kanin picking, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, manok chasing, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qt filipina gf
Is anybody else afraid of traps? That a man can be so emasculated. There's something deeply terrifying about it which is likely the source of homophobia throughout the world.
ITT prove that your hometown is the best.
>Most attractive people
>Can find anything you want and travel across the city without a car
>Can actually be yourself here
Pretty much any European town will beat an american one. Even my hometown.
>Includes comfy historic town center
>Still has everything you need from a city
>Streets are not in a grid pattern
>Can travel in a car without standing still at a trafic light every 10 seconds
>Don't even need to use a car because great bicycle infrastructure
>Starting to get homesick now so i'll stop
>diverse but still segregated
>subway is broken
>commuter rail is broken
>smells like shit all the time
>cold, snowy, and windy in the winter
>hot, humid, and stagnant in the summer
>everyone is an asshole
>politics is so thoroughly corrupt it's laughable
>too expensive to live or eat
fuck New York, and I'm from there
>tfw you will never impregnate a thicc ebony goddess with your white seed
Why go on?
How do you explain the book you're reading to a curious bystander without looking like a weirdo?
>you are at work reading a book on your lunch break
>co-worker asks you about the book you are reading
What kind of spoiler-free response would you give? Too long of a response you might bore them. Too short and they'll think you're bothered by them. The book also deserves to accurately described.
How do I explain Kororo without spoiling anything and not looking like a weirdo/weeaboo?!
>How do I explain Kororo without spoiling anything and not looking like a weirdo/weeaboo?!
1. you're not going to spoil anything because they're never going to read it, they hardly give a shit about the book itself, they're just asking because they're curious about why you're reading it.
2. just use general terms like "it's a japanese novel set in so-and-so where such-and-such happens". that's literally all you need to say. they'll ask you how you're liking it and you tell them whether it's bad, okay, or good. there
Post your dick stats /r9k/, no truth stretching or pictures
6.5 inches (Head is visibly girthier than the body; head is 7 inches)
Peach with a pink head (turns a darker pink when aroused)
>Average length flaccid
3 inches, really fluctuates
>Grower or shower
Definitely grower, my flaccid dick does fluctuate but usually to smaller sizes. If I ever show my dick to a girl I'll make sure it's erect first
Had a very loose circumcision when I was born (Do have a light circumcision scar) and my foreskin has kind of grown back somewhat since I was a baby, so I have a CI-3.5 foreskin level (http://www.restoringforeskin.org/coverage-index/CI-chart.htm)
Above average, 3 inches in length
Has a pretty good balance of it
>Ability to self lubricate and produce precum; does not require store bought "lubrication"
Yes but I need to be mentally aroused, dick will be leaking precum at that point
>Ability to cum multiple times in one session
Can cum up to 3 times over the course of an hour, maybe 4 if I'm really horny
>Ejaculations (Volume, fertility (how white it is), and thickness
Well above average volume, very white, and usually a good balance of thickness, can get clumped up if I'm dehydrated in the days I'm producing it
Is kept neatly trimmed on pubic region and shaved on dick and balls
>Any abnormalties, std's, ED, shitty genetical features, or good genetical features
Bad: Right testicle kind of rises up a bit too much when I cum
Good: The head of my penis is much larger than the body, gives it a good phallic look instead of a pencil shape
>Will you ever even be able to use it? Have you used it?
I hope so; no.
i think you might be gay dude