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>>35365170
About 85%. Sometimes I put on a fake persona, just for some lulz

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>>35365170
Really see no point in lying here. Like you're anon so who cares?

as if i keep score

>>35365157
Penises are gross. Get the fuck off my board faggot.

>>35365157
1. I'm not gay
2. Would never want to be around him in public
3. Don't want AIDS
4. They probably don't have a job so i'll have to provide for them
5. Is a man

Would totally fuck a trap but no clue where to find them and I have this fear that if I ever go to a gay club there will be multiple ppl who I know there who will point and me and laugh and tell everyone I'm a faggot.

>>35364828
Yep, I'm literally hollow
I guess this is what final stage of robotism is like

>>35364828
yep i suffer from the same

it's worse than having depression (even though it's depressionl)

have you tried alcohol, friend?

>>35364822
The feeling will pass.

Neither do I. But I don't wanna kill myself.
I'm waiting patiently till death.

>>35364822
you and me both

Joined a r9k discord thinking there'd be similar people to talk to. Turns out it's just normie tier stuff going on while "we're so degenerate xD" is the go to meme.

>5 minutes past and no mommy gf

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Will someone help me get rid of my virginity? I live outside of D.C.

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I want a fake mommy gf too anons.

Op, maybe we could take turns pretending to be each other's mommy?

>>35364708
Come on dude, she is apologizing to you, cut her some slack.

Blame fucking nintendo instead for just giving iT ONE FUCKING SAVE FILE ONLY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>only one save file
you should have made another account for her

>>35364764
cut her some slack and cum on her back

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>fapped to "that" again
Stop me lads

>>35364653
Same and it was worth it.

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What's wrong with fapping to bestiality?

>>35364550
I wouldn't know


orignal

>>35364550
What does it feel like to not have a toothache, or for your nose not to be stopped up?
It just is, man.

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>>35364569
How do I achieve self confidence?

>>35364470
should have snorted it and went nuts on him

>>35364470
I used to but it made me way anxious

>>35364639
how the fuck does it make you anxious?

i get anxious when I DON'T take it.

what if you have none? does that mean i'm no longer a man?

>reposting some salty fat girls ancient copypasta for the nth time
for shame anon

I wouldn't mind if it was just A.

>>35364333
well its a big topic where should I start?

why do you have a black eye did someone hurt you?

It's so bright.

You look bigger than I remember.

Claiming my next victim for a filthy feast
Nauseating hunger for human feces
These lesion ridden cunts mean nothing to me
But their bowels possess the key to my nourishment
Unhealthy hunger escalating from the stench fortified fudge packed full of
nutrients
Sexually abusing nursing home patients as they shit themselves I gorge on
the caustic mess
Violently consuming shit

Pulverizing my fist in your fuckin' face
Postmortally I feast on the wastes of the fuckin' elderly
Crusty fuckin' filthy beings, consuming their contaminants
undying love for the blackened fluids of stiffs boiling blood and brains of
my victims bleed.

Necrocopromaniac, pestilential being
The sight of feces rockets me into a fuckin' frenzy
Haemorrhoidal veins rupture slick secretions
upon my tongue, sanguinary analingus
sucking on their cunts till they burst
How I love it when they bleed on me
Fist fucking diseased anal cavities
plunging blades into their skin till they've died
skin desclamates and slips right the fuck off of your bones
feeling no regard for the lives of these handicapped fucks
these hundred year old pigs produce my reward, their bodily wastes
Killing is what keeps me sane
so I think ill just rip your fucking head clean off
Coprophagia
I kill motherfuckers everyday
let these hordes of dead fucks unite
To mutilate the human species,
I take pride in killing nothing will ever stop me
from fucking murdering upheaving these human stockpiles of brown sediment
extremely aroused by the sight of fucking pain masturbating feverishly to
the rhythm of their prayers
cumming on their infected bed sores
rectally bleeding I sodomize the elderly
spewing rapidly a bed pan bon-appetite
despoiling, despoilment
raping these elderly pieces of shit
while slobbering sewage how sweet it is
toothless and sick swallowing cum
my blistering pecker seeps

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YOU'VE BEEN FALLING OFF THE SIDEWALK
YOUR LIPS MOVE BUT YOU CAN'T TALK
YOU'VE BEEN TRYING TO THROW YOUR ARMS AROUND THE WORLD

COME MEET THE VENTRILOQUIST WHO PUPPETS MY EYE
HE IS THE CREEPIEST GUY IN THE SKY
EVERYBODY LOVES HIM AND HE KISSES YOUR HAND
HE LIKES TO PRETEND THAT HE SINGS IN A BAND

pay and leave

oregno

>>35364177
/thread

oregno

>>35364171
Piss, it's good for your genitals.

>>35364153
I'm going to Vegas tomorrow on the company's dime. Enjoy your stupid fucking cotton museum.

>>35364175

OP is a garbage shitposter, but you seem a little defensive, want to talk about it?

>>35364219
>you seem a little defensive
I'm not defensive at all. I just think the idea of a cotton museum is stupid.

by what metric? by most of them it's shit.

>>35364086
We don't use the metric system

>>35364086
Seriously speaking, America is a really nice country. Europe is nice too, but I personally think America is better as a whole. When you compare all the pros and cons, USA is just better.