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>>35262343
You're on ur way!

>>35262350

Thanks pal! It's going to be a long road, but I think I'm doing just fine.

>>35262343
you're supposed to floss your teeth not your gums

if the floss is rubbing against your gums then you're doing it wrong

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>>35262310
Has a crush on this news grill when I lived in NC.

Actually kind of got on TV with her when she was doing a news story about a snow storm. Well I doubt I was visible, but I drove by, and my car is rather rare and recognizable, so it counts for something. I never actually got to see it though because I wasn't home at the time (obviously) and never found it on the internet or anything.

>>35262412
Shes a cute. Does she only do weather?

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>>35262428
Only news.

One of the weather presenters was definitely my idea of a MILF though.

This news station is one of very few things I miss about living in NC.

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You build a time machine.

>>35262206
You get a gf (boy)

Walk around with your pants zipper down. Go after the girls that notice. Especially if they say something about it.

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this picture makes me want to cry poor little fella

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>>35262200
You fuckng bastard

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>>35262200
>its got eyebrows

What an asshole. You should've kept his account desu

You should have stolen it. What's the point of regretting it after you bought it? Should have rationalized it before you decided to throw money into it. Retard.

>Religious fag
Retard x2

pass me a link op

help a poorfag out

watching niggerhoop in 2017. i hope the OP isnt white because if he is ...

>>35262054
RAPTORS ALL THE WAY BRUH, WE OUT HERE

LOWRY ABOUT TO WIN ONE FOR DA 6

Lebron will win again

>>35262077
The nba is more talented than ever before you dumbass

>>35262051
how you gunna do that then op?

>>35262051
you literally won't. attention whore

it's release carbon monoxide.

same way that guy on wizchan killed himself

>>35262033
imagine someone doing it to your sister or mom.

imagine someone doing it to you.

>>35262033
Use the same logic to try and justify to these spergs how dating a non virgin is OK....
She just took a dick

>>35262033
Yes. Its fucking shitty to have control over your own body taken away. If you fight back it can get really violent and painful and the shame of having your body respond physically when you dont want it too is vwry dehumanizing. Its not about the dick; its about the violationof your rights and freedom.

Same way some people don't do their dishes after a meal.

They're fucking gay and have never cared about other people.

God you ever see a girls' bathroom?

>>35261988
Not caring about living situation. I don't clean my room often but it's cause I don't actually move from my bed when I'm in my room. Just lie down, turn on my laptop, and watch videos. It wouldn't matter if my room was spotless or a huge piece of dumping crap. Cleaning it would take effort and time away from lying in my bed so I'll just not do anything.

Pretty intuitive, m8. Exercise your self-awareness.

>>35261988
Stop caring about my surroundings as much as I stopped caring myself
>naw nothing that edgy just don't give a shit

No this board is for the socially awkward. I havent had sex for 5 months now because im a robot when it comes to talking to women. So I am allowed to post here. You should find another website that caters to your particular needs.

>>35261979
i like the effort anon, bumping originalidom

>>35262005

i can't hear you over the sound of your immense cuckoldry

send it all to me and I'll double it for you

>>35261920
buy gold or any rare earth metals used in batteries
buy renewable energy stocks these will grow
space x stocks
or do the wise thing and talk to an actual finical advisor

What do you mean by "rich" exactly? What kind of returns are you expecting?

And how quick is QUICK? A few months? Years?

>>35261907
LITERALLY a Sonygger
Neptunia

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>>35261949
I've always preferred Playstation. Here are my childhood PS1 games.

>>35261907
Whichever one you want my dark skinned friend

>>35261891
Punish me daddy

>manager plies me with alcohol and sucks my dick at work
>she's engaged

shove that baseball bat up me daddy

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>>35261883
>daddy found the shit pile

>>35261883
Dude bury the shit at least

>>35261883
so look how to repair toilet and dig your shit

The economy would collapse.

School shootings would remain at the same level.

>>35261864
You would create the problem of me not having a GF

Because I'm not dropping dead

Check mate

>white people think they can live without nonwhites

fucking lmao. your economy and your entire existence depends on parasitizing minorities and minority countries. whites are a cancer