>listening to pic related or any album with a girl singer
>chad thinks you're gay for not listening to nigger trap
How do you even recover from this?
>>39416729
Recover from what? Not having shit taste like Chad?
>>39416729
Chad's right, you faggot
>>39416790
It's humiliating having your taste in music being shat on in public. It's soul-crushing seeing how normies are so quick in agreement to hate on non-mainstream music.
Let's r8 our tastes in music and create an opinion on each other based on our favorite song.
https://youtu.be/rnA66aYZHP8
>>39416578
dance with the dead is always nice. good taste
https://youtu.be/vTC7KyPMdEQ
>>39416647
>>39416578
You guys are both alright
https://youtu.be/9LD3NKlS55g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni0hThlnFhI
I wish the album had more songs like this but this is the only one. There isn't a band in existence that I know of that uses this song's particular style of music. I always listen to it on repeat at least 2 or three times. One is never enough.
I have no idea what this board is for! Let's do this!
>>39416402
and the template because it would be annoying to white out and re-mark them
>>39416402
>>39416424
This is way too much effort to simply say you're a degenerate.
>>39416636
I mean, it does look intimidatingly large, but I knocked it out in maybe 2-3 minutes with some careful thought.
It's fun to be such a degenerate and to have a normal corporate office job where no one has any clue how far gone I am.
Why don't you just get a Indian gf?
They smell like curry and unwashed armpits and are usually ugly.
poo poo pee pee me so stinky
>>39416308
They smell. They unironically smell like spices. I don't know if it's true that they just fucking sweat the shit or if it's some fucked up perfume, but the smell is unbearable.
>"Hey guys, it's yo boy"
>jump cut
>"It's like"
>jump cut
>"You know"
>jump cut
>"Basically"
>overly dramatic bumper that was obviously outsourced
>generic tasteless modern normie music blaring
>WHAAAAAAAATSUP GUYS
>>39416346
I should have added more Ws. It's more like
>WWWWWWWWWWHUTSUP GUYS
>one hand placed in the other hand and being lifted
>>39416394
The palms are always facing up.
Do you robots actually want a mommy girlfriend? I know it seems nice and caring, but I'd just like to know why it's so appealing on this board specifically.
>>39416133
a mommy gf wouldn't put an iron to her baby bf ;_;
>>39416133
Manchildren want enablers.
>>39416143
Gotta iron shirts somehow and what better way to get the creases in the right places.
Daily, we see lots of threads concerning red flags and roastie hate. But I rarely see robots telling what they would like in a girl.
>inb4 a real robot would accept anything
I know, faggot. But WHAT IF. I am truly aware we are shameful human beings in general, but I like to know stuff I like.
Bonus points: no lewd
I"ll start:
>left-handed
>two unrelated majors
>no social media account
>sees herself living in a farm with her husband and children in the future
>speaks fluent german
>learns meme languages such as czech or korean
>likes pork
Pic unrelated, but I like her bed
>>39416123
>fake braces
>cat ears
shit-tier
White
Quiet
Does good in the name of Jesus
>>39416123
>not a whore.
>not a hambeast.
>christian would be a plus (but not an evangelist)
>is smart enough to recognize propaganda when it is right in front of her.
>stupid enough that she can love me for the next 60-70 years.
>happy and friendly.
You're granted one of two options:
1 : If you decide it, any girl in the world instantly falls in love with you and becomes your complete slut and servant. Any girl, at any time, under any conditions. For one year ; then you die. (includes traps and dudes if you're into benis)
2 : Free shelter, power, water, food, internet... for life, for one person. No girl will accept to live with you under these conditions, but your current situation remains otherwise unchanged.
What do you choose ?
Do you know someone who would choose otherwise for sure ?
>>39416073
1 you fucking retard. After I get tired of sex I'll just kill myself.
>>39416073
1 of course
Sex is way more pleasurable than living in a sterile sexless middle class lifestyle
>>39416177
You can still normie out to sex though, the situation remains unchanged.
Today my boyfriend's friend demonstrated to me how to give a blowjob by sucking my boyfriend's dick. I was willing to try to taste of cum, but I didn't want so much in my mouth so I let him cum in her mouth while I was the one to suck him dry.
>>39416009
perfectly legit
>>39416009
how much cum did you siphon in this way
Let me guess, you and your friend are both """"she""""'s
Is he livin' the dream, robots?
>>39415984
>eats for a living
i'd say
>>39415984
Looking at his sub count he probably is.
I miss the old 40k sub count reviewbrah channel. Shame normafags had to ruin it.
>>39415984
Review Brah, more like Review Brazier
What was the alarm about?
>>39415917
Oh jeez lad. Only option seems to be an hero at this point
>>39415955
what the fuck is a hero and why does it sound like pulling a columbine?
>>39415955
yeh, be sure to do a backflip.
>dad found the diarrhea dispenser
>sister found the semen suppository
>>39415857
>Nana found the nuclear nematodes
>>39415857
>great aunt found the AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Are creepshots of children legal? I almost want to look online as a pedofag but I don't want to go into illegal stuff that will get me into trouble, no attraction is worth getting your dick wet for
pedo general thread I guess
>>39415835
*no attraction is worth going to jail for
thread off to a good start
Mods
Delt now
>>39415853
no pls
i just want to talk about feels i dont want pizza
Gonna dump some paintings I did.
Tell me what y'all think.
feel free to tell me:
which are your favorites,
what emotion they give off,
your ranking of them,
any questions you have,
things I can do to improve them,
what they remind you of,
general comments on them,
etc. etc.
since I have to include text with each reply, I'll give a random line of ee cummings poetry from a book I have next to me
than(by yon sunset's wintry glow
>be me
>go up to qt white pale brunette
>ask her if she needs help finding anything (I work in retail)
>she says no
>I say she has very nice genes
>she replies I'm not wearing jeans
>tell her I mean genetics
>she awkwardly walks away saying nothing
I'm hopeless, right?
Can you not control your autism in public?
you should have told her you wanted to put your peener in her virginer. that's a smoother pick up line.
>>39415888
I can't sometimes, it's what popped up in my head, and it's the thought I got when looking at her. She has nice genes, I want to fuck her