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sounds like someone got bullied in school today

>>38472606
Ofcourse you would work for CTR if you are a nerd virgin.

>>38472634
eh? you sound like a nutter, someone call the looney bin, they have a fugitive on the loose

Everyone wants good things without effort

>>38472547
Here's your reply so you won't have to feel too bad

>>38472547

It doesn't get better when you don't have objectives with all that effort, gotta make blunders to find some unconventional results.

>>38472544
You might be on to something anon. It explains why promiscuous girls are all mentally damaged, they need a lot more validation.

>>38472618
also in porn when you see a girl having sex with an average size guy, she's barely moaning and it seems to not really affect her all that much whereas when it's a big dick, she actually seems to enjoy it and can't control herself. i have a hard time thinking that a 6 inch or less dick with weak girth is nothing more than a tickle for girls

Bampino

Hang around the platform boots shop

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>>38472535
Get addicted to heroine or coke probably both to be safe and go to the closest rich shopping district around you. First girl over 18 that is "woke" go up to her and talk about politics be on her side. Never fails they believe everything.

>>38472535
That's clearly a dude

Make sure she cuts that umbilical cord first

Why didn't she give birth to a sausage instead, at least she could have eaten it and got some use out of it

>>38472493
She's a vegan,
could of got no use out of that whatsoever
I fail to see your point?

>>38472702
Vegan sausages? Hello. You just dont think do you. No wonder you are jobless. But maybe you have a future in stand up comedy. Just tell the audience about your like. That'd be a funny joke.

>>38472350

>people actually drink coffee with milk in it without ice cubes.

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It gets worse.


>people actually put whipping cream in their coffee
>sugar too

At that point, why not just drink a cup of hot chocolate? Anyone who doesn't drink black is a fucking child

I bet you put orange juice in your coffee YOU PERV

my god i want to breed her so bad, just pump her full of my cum everyday

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>>38472377
i want to pump you full of cum anon you cutie

>>38472349
Not a real cutter she only did it in forearm for attention just a thirsty roastie

because only you are enough of a faggot to make this thread

>>38472342
why has this post never been made?

>>38472347
because only you are enough of a faggot to make that post

am I supposed to believe this? Sarah is real cute though

I hope this is true, proof?

Who the fuck is Sarah scubbles is this some sort of new meme on redditsage

this you new band anon?

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>>38472273
It's my new way of life, kid

>>38472674
"kids" isn't an appropriate way of life perv

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All the way like this my dude
no homo

me and my foreskin go way back

If it doesn't go back all the way you've gotta get it removed.

>>38472210
No that would be stupid.

>>38472210
>but she likes something that you hate the most
I think I could deal with her liking me

>>38472210
Yeah, I fucking hate eggs.

Doesn't mean shit though

Nah, it makes it harder. Just go to bed at a reasonable time, maybe 10:30 by turning off your phone or concentrate really hard. It sorts itself out.

>>38472120
That will fix it for a few days. What you need to do is find a reason to be up at a reasonable time, and fix the habits. You'll just keep ending up in bad sleep patterns if you don't have any real reason to change.

>>38472120
I often fuck up my sleep cycle aswell. The best thing you can do is skip one or two days of sleep and then go to bed at a reasonable time. The two days staying up will be pretty hard but once you got it you're so tired you can sleep immediatly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byv2bKekeWQ

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>>38472115
>girl tells me she doesn't want to talk anymore
>stops messaging me but doesn't unfriend me
>think she might want to talk again soon because I think she couldn't possibly mean that
>unfriended a me a week later

I didn't expect this to affect me as much as it did. Fuck

>>38472169
i hate this feeling so much anon
i think im going to die

No, that would be the blacks, with black weebs doubly so.

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You're just jealous that you haven't accepted the warm embrace of Japanese cartoons

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>MOOOOOOOOM ANON POSTED ANIME AGAIN!
>I-I DON'T LIKE IT MAKE ANON STOOOOOOP
>STOP IT, ANON!!!!!!!