Have you had your wisdom teeth out yet? If not, why not?
hey r9k, i made a discord server a while back, a few people left and it'd be nice to have new robots join.
anyone is welcome, this isnt a hugbox or an echo chamber but try not to be a dick
gg/dSnvR9G (doesn't expire)
White women have always preferred superior black lovers throughout history.
Why don't you all "robot" faggots admit that you only want to get good things in life with no effort?
A bunch of pussies who are afraid to step outside and get a taste of the real world, you are so fucked when your mommy's and daddy's aren't around anymore.
Do women only have sex for validation? I mean, unless a guy has a 7-8 inch dick, sex doesn't seem to be that pleasing for women, and odds are they don't cum since sex pretty much ends when the man cums. Surely a girl would have more pleasure masturbating than having sex with an average man? So is the entire act of sex for women just a form a validation and power control?
also in porn when you see a girl having sex with an average size guy, she's barely moaning and it seems to not really affect her all that much whereas when it's a big dick, she actually seems to enjoy it and can't control herself. i have a hard time thinking that a 6 inch or less dick with weak girth is nothing more than a tickle for girls
How do I get a goddess like this as a gf?
Get addicted to heroine or coke probably both to be safe and go to the closest rich shopping district around you. First girl over 18 that is "woke" go up to her and talk about politics be on her side. Never fails they believe everything.
just had a serios argument with mother
wants me to get a job
she's threatened to kick me out
I'm 27 so this may be a good thing
but fuck, hope she wakes up and forgets the whole thing
also mfw skipped by qt31.4's on omegle
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Vegan sausages? Hello. You just dont think do you. No wonder you are jobless. But maybe you have a future in stand up comedy. Just tell the audience about your like. That'd be a funny joke.
>people actually put milk in their coffee
It gets worse.
>people actually put whipping cream in their coffee
At that point, why not just drink a cup of hot chocolate? Anyone who doesn't drink black is a fucking child
stop the bleeding
i want to pump you full of cum anon you cutie
Why has this thread never been made?
>edgy as fuck 26 year old
>Make stupid /pol/ comics of Sarah Scribbles
>Make fun of Sarah Scribbles on twitter
>Blocked me and called me a racist and a sexist
>Fucking stupid dyke AMIRITE?!?!?
>Meet qt on Tinder
>THICC AS FUCK
>We fuck at my place
>Actually kinda cool girl. Not a roastie
>Start hanging out and fucking
>I'm her bf now.
>Invites me to her apartment
>Introduces me to her roommates
>One roommate is a happa or lapland looking girl
> "Anon this is my other roomie Sarah"
>HOLY FUCK ITS SARAH SCRIBBLES
>We lock eyes. I can tell some gears are turning in her head
>"Anon have we met?"
>Deny ever meeting her and end convo
It's been a couple weeks since that evening. I'm afraid that Sarah is going to remember who I am and tell my gf. Fuck me r9k, what should I do?
FLAT CHESTS OR FUCK OFF
How far back is the foreskin supposed to go?
I had phimosis pretty bad as a kid but went to the doctor and got cream that helped a lot, now my foreskin can easily go back behind my glans when I'm hard. That said I sometimes experience discomfort during sex (I'm 18, I've only had it wearing condoms) and really don't want to mutilate my cock down the line. Kindly deposit pictures of desirable, pristine uncut penises here
Would you get a gf that is 10/10 but she likes something that you hate the most ?
I go to sleep at 5am and wake up at 3pm. How do I fix my sleep cycle? Should I just stay up for the whole day?
That will fix it for a few days. What you need to do is find a reason to be up at a reasonable time, and fix the habits. You'll just keep ending up in bad sleep patterns if you don't have any real reason to change.
I often fuck up my sleep cycle aswell. The best thing you can do is skip one or two days of sleep and then go to bed at a reasonable time. The two days staying up will be pretty hard but once you got it you're so tired you can sleep immediatly.