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Hey there shy guy, whatcha doin'?
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>>38062671
fapping to your photos delicious taytay
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>>38062792

Taytay is pure, plz don't besmirch TayTay
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Watching my hair grow.

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>mom went to the beach with my siblings and wont return until Sunday
>dad works and gets home until 9pm
>perfect chance to bring a girl
>I don't know any

I just want everything to end at this point
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>>38062536
Dude how fucking old are you?
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This is your chance to commit suicide without anybody interrupting you, don't let that slip away
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Just shitpost and masturbate all day, that's what I do if I'm home alone.

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The only difference between this board and any other forum is that there's a slightly larger number of virgins.

But all the meme's/behavior are exactly the same everywhere else.

You go on pol and people tell you to go to /r9k/. You go on /a/ and people tell you to go to /pol/. You go on /r9k/ and people tell you to go to reddit. You go on reddit and people tell you to go to 4chan.

Explain to me what separates you from normies besides the fact you can't get laid?
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>>38062505
>Explain to me what separates you from normies besides the fact you can't get laid?
I'm autistic.
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>>38062547
There's plenty of ACTUAL autistic people who live within the same world as normal people.

They get jobs, they get laid, they get friends. Quit blaming autism. There's non-autistic & autistic people that both suffer the same problems as each other socially & academically. I know an autist who fucked at least 6 girls and he's 20 years old.
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>>38062505
Nothing, what separates us from normies is not being able to get laid. That's why this was our safe space, we used to not have to deal with people popping in to post
>ur a VIR-GIN
And try to make us feel bad about ourselves. R9k was for us to do what is done on every other meme site and image board, with people we can relate to. So I ask you, if nothing separates us from normies besides our virginity... why the FUCK are YOU here?

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A lot of robots don't get much sun, do any of you take Vitamin D pills to compensate for it? How much of a dosage do you take? Going to go buy some soon since I'm pretty sure I'm deficient.
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Just go outside. I take D in the winter, but it doesn't make me feel any better. However, just spending 15 min in the sun with my shirt off in the summer makes me feel incredible the rest of the day
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>>38062541
>outside
>shirt off
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>>38062461
50ug (2000IU) D3/day.
My finger and toe nails grew noticeably thicker after I started taking it. I've also had my blood calcium tested (cheaper than testing vitamin D directly) and it was normal, which suggests no overdose. I wouldn't be surprised if most robots were deficient in vitamin D.

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What do fembots think of femboys/traps and transgirls?

Do you see them as competition for the penis?Or do you lust after them?
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>>38062445
Why. If you're a feminine guy then whatever, but why would anyone take hormone or surgery to pretend to be something they're not? You're not a girl, just something weird in between. It's disgusting to be honest. If you're gay be gay, but that trans stuff is just weird
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>>38062445
I think they are cute. Sometimes I will Skype a guy to masturbate with and I will have him dress up for me. He looks so cute all dressed up (especially if it is my panties).
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>>38062488
Because I suffer from a mental illness called gender dysphoria. Trust me I think I'm gross and weird and everything else too. If I could get a hold of a shotgun I would be dead.

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Do normies know what loli/lolicon is? Would I get disgusted stares if I read this in public?
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>>38062379
Yes, they do, and yes, you would.
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i actually wrote a college paper about that book for a class
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>>38062393
What'd do you get for it?

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>tfw it's my birthday
>sense of dread looming because i accomplish nothing each other
>no """friends""" remembered, only mother and sibling and a few close relatives
>it's excruciating pain to pretend to be happy and sociable when all eyes are on you
>tfw i just want to die

Birthdays are the fucking worst. Any of you got any experiences or opinions about b-days you wanna share?
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my birthdays are literally like any other day.
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> tfw stopped caring about any celebrations sometime around 12 yo
Feels good.
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Here's a funny kitty for your birthday OP

Mines in a few days and it may go really badly, or maybe it'll go okay I dunno

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Hi guys, I'm new here. I was wondering if anyone could help me identifying the difference between smart frogposters and dumb frogposters?

Thanks.
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>smart frogposters
>intelligent, smug, nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor

>dumb forgposters
>struggle with basic concepts
>does virgin walk
>doesn't believe in self improvement
>talks about suicide but never does it
>blames women for him being pathetic

the list goes on and on
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and by replying to shit treads saying they are shit treads you are just feeding the monster
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>>38062330
>dumb frogposters
>frogposters

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Quit stealing the blankets. I'm trying to sleep off this hangover?
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wtf i thought the tip was the balls
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>>38062258
STOP POSTING THESE FUCKING THREADS GODDAMMIT
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>>38062258
Is that a question?l

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>3 years together
>she gets bored and sleeps with someone else

Which alcohol should I use to drown my sorrows?
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>>38062206
get drunk and beat the fuck out of that bitch.she deserves it.
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pic related origanalio
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>>38062234
>pic related
good shout

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So if I buy headphones I'm supposed to buy an amp and digital audio converter.

Would this combination be okay?

I'm on a budget and it would take me another 6 months to save up for anything more expensive.
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Whats the point of a dac/amp if you're getting such shitty $40 headphones?

Unless youre an audiophile, its probably better to get a cheaper dac and some better headphones.
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Are you retarded? You dont need two amps. Just buy any audio interface and youll be fine. Mine was just $80 and I use ATHs. God tier sound quality already. And why shell out 450 for an amp for 40 dollar headphones?
>>>/mu/
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>>38062188
You shouldn't need an amp for those headphones tho? Ask /g/ for better advice

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Plan to go dumpster diving for the first time tonight. Hoping to find some food.
Any helpful advice is appreciated.
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Bring a gopher gripper
try not to leave a mess
wear boots or bootlike shoes and long tough pants.
lock doors
be safe
don't eat rotten meats
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>>38062154
Hit up grocery stores, computer outlets, toys r us is a good one
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>>38062190
>>38062210
Ive done a bit of research on grocery stores and some of them put their trash in big compactors with locks on them

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Hi, /r9k/, mananon here. Feel free to ask me anything
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>>38062151
are you a KHHV ?
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>>38062151
Will you show me your big cock?
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>>38062174
whats the other H? hairless?

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>be the smart nerd kid
>especially good at programing class
>always programing some game, AI or something funny
>classmates payed me to do their homework
>finish highschool and immediately started uni and got a job that pays well
>pride of the family
>obviously no women works there, only chads
>tried to be friends with them but all they talk about is pussy and sports
>they always talk to me in an ironic way like "hey anon can you teach me how to get girls?"
>have to fake smile to clients who think they are always right
>life becomes a cycle of work study sleep
>no time for vidya, anime, books or anything fun
>start to hate programing because thats all I do
>get depressed
>start slacking off and responding to the boss
>got fired
>shame of the family
>don't want to find another job.
>don't like programing anymore
>spend all day in my room
>want o give up uni
is this where it all goes wrong?
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>>38062138
All hopee is not lost anon; this can help you get a date
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>>38062270
wtf this does and where do I get it?
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>>38062138
> clients
> Chads
> programming

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>just try to meet people with common interests!
BUT I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING

I'M SO FUCKING BORING HOW COULD I EVER MEET A PERSON WITH COMMON INTERESTS WHEN I DON'T HAVE ANY INTERESTS FUCK
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>>38062100
Me too. I'm more or less impossible to be friends with.
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>>38062100
Same here. I have a very boring personality. I'm serious and not fun to be around. I've been called boring by girls before.
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>>38062100
same. i was thinking about making this thread, thanks for making it for me, chum! i don't even do anything that REEbots would enjoy. fuck my life

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