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>White bois make snarky comments about you and your black bf
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>>36151811
>get off on the rage of whitebois
>bf gets off on the rage of whitebois
>bf plows me like a cotton field behind the mall dumpster
>go home
>bring up how many dirty looks we got
>get fucked again in raw, painful pussy

get on up, bitch
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>>36151811
>>36152768
HAHAHA you've made yourselves untouchable for life. ANY guy of any race who knows you've fucked a fucking monkey is going to see you as trash. Bonus: In professional and social settings, men AND women will see you as the scum of the earth.

You cannot recover from this. There are no apologies or take backs. You're stuck with it for life. Go ahead, pretend like you're glad about it

:)
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I'm starting to think that the only reason a white girl would date a nigger is that people of the same intellect tend to date. Otherwise, how else would two normal people tolerate each other for such a prolonged and involved relationships. From there, you can draw the implication I'm making about this association.

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Alright you dumb cucks it's time to tell it how it is.

It's not about the penis and it never was. It's about something more that you idiot normalfags just do not understand. Gender doesn't matter. What matters is if they are bloody sexy and have a cool personality.

In your ideal trap 2d ehentai doujinshi/manga publication, the fe(male) will be incredibly beautiful in both a physical and emotional way. But in an ideal simpleton hentai manga, the girl 95% of the will only be hot, and that's it. You will most likely jerk off to it only once in your lifetime, reflecting the clear absence of shits you really give about her.

2d traps are superior because artists have to try a lot harder to fulfill an even more freaky and sexy fantasy for their audience. Although it is for the most part unrealistic, this point is redundant because most females can't ever live up to 2d anyway.

Now since most traps in manga are more often than not, 10 times more beautiful than their female counterparts, it makes no logical sense to call it gay. Multiple fantasies are also (usually) taking place as well, like domination, reverse domination, cuckolding, anal, ahegao and many more degenerate fetishes even normalfags love.

The penis is such an insignificant part because there is still a hole you can ram your dick inside with such raw passion that will make stacy start sobbing in pure jealousy.

As you can see, the trap fetish was never about the penis and never will be. It is such a moot point and only makes the discussion circular and pointless. You're idiot claims of homosexuality are petty because they do not address anything of significance and is the ideal 1 shot kill for winning an argument without having anything of value to address. You are a simpleton, you have a small brain and you need to leave.

All in all, the trap fetish is fundamentally heterosexual and the penis argument is a moot point.

Checkmate idiots.
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>>36151751
>TLDR: I-I'm not a faggot I just like fucking boys!

Stop with this meme already. You're prison gay OP

t. guy who would ravage a sexy trap without hesitation
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>>36151817
im not gay are u stupid
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>>36151751
>draw shota
>call it a trap

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>been home schooled
>parents love me
>feeling numb
>depersonalization
>anxiety

parents think the depression is their fault that they get into fights over it
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>>36151702
>been home schooled
Same here my whole life, really ruined my life desu.
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>>36151728
the knowledge was good as far as that but I'm just bad socially that i don't like going out anymore
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>>36151702
I was homeschooled too anon and I don't even know how to be a person. I know my parents thought it was best for me but in a way they did ruin my life. Your parents shouldn't fight about it because it's done but it's very possible they aren't really wrong.

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Is there a service where I can pay a hot and sexy woman to be my commited live-in girlfriend for 2-3 months? I've already seen hookers several times, but I'd like to keep a woman as my gf for more than an hour, and I'd like to do more with her than just sex. The only girlfriend I managed to get was a 4/10 dork who only had sex with me because I wanted it, not because she wanted it. I'm pretty much convinced I'm too autistic to get a hot girlfriend in my life the legit way. I've approached 100s of attractive women in my life and they all lead to nothing. Just once in my life, I'd like to be able to know I had a hot woman in my life for a decent amount of time...
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>Is there a service where I can pay a hot and sexy woman to be my commited live-in girlfriend for 2-3 months? I've already seen hookers several times, but I'd like to keep a woman as my gf for more than an hour, and I'd like to do more with her than just sex. The only girlfriend I managed to get was a 4/10 dork who only had sex with me because I wanted it, not because she wanted it. I'm pretty much convinced I'm too autistic to get a hot girlfriend in my life the legit way. I've approached 100s of attractive women in my life and they all lead to nothing. Just once in my life, I'd like to be able to know I had a hot woman in my life for a decent amount of time...

this is sad
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>>36151724

i know, man. I F U C K I N G know
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>>36151684
>I managed to get was a 4/10 dork who only had sex with me because I wanted it, not because she wanted it.
Get the fuck off my board, normie. I would literally murder you for a 4/10 gf who is nice to ne

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Below-average intelligence yields the highest chance of getting laid.
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>>36151673
being male also seems to help
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>>36151673
>males get laid more
bullshit chart
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Of course. But who is having sex with those people? Other people with below-average intelligence. Do you really want to have sex with borderline-retards?

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>grandma just fell down the stairs
>she was completely unconscious for like 5 minutes, thought she was dead
>my dad was holding her in his arms, crying and screaming while I was on the phone with 911
>adrenaline kicked in hard as she slowly regains consciousness but starts puking
>ambulance just took her and my dad while I'm sitting here with empty medical bags everywhere

How's your Sunday going bros?
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I mowed the lawn, sneezed a lot due to stirring up seeds and shit. Been watching the greatest story never told and listening to music for the rest of the day. Pretty comfy
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>easy day at work
>shitposting on 4chan
>ate some pizza for dinner

good comfy day
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>>36151442
I made croissants, worked on a corporate tax return, and maybe cut ties with a friend. He's been acting like an ass forever, but it's been really bad lately; he keeps insinuating I'm an idiot because I don't have the time to read 4+ books a week like he does.

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How fucking pissed would you be if you found out your 16 year old daughter was a goth?
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>>36151421
I'd rape her to actually give her something to cry about.
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she'd be on the streets that night
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>>36151421
I would not give two fucks, and just hope the phase passes quick

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Can you robots out there do me a favor?
Record yourself on vocaroo saying "where you goin' city boi" in the most southern hick accent you can do.
It's for research
Thank you
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>>36151408
FUck that stupid shit post more thicc asians
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kfine

i want my memebux

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sIB3awuSXo
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>>36151798
fine ill do it to bump the thread

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It's been a month since my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. I think she is dating someone new and I can't possibly bear this shit so it's better to croak at this point.
Where on the deep web or anywhere could I find Seconal (Secobarbital) ? I heard it's the holy grail of suicide.
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posting, sec

reply to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
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What made her break up with you, OP?
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>>36151466
My addiction caused me to fuck it up. I'm sober now but shits 10 times worse lol

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What would you do to CopperCabs soulless boipucci?
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Blast it with a 12 guage shotgun
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man copper cab is a sellout.
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>>36152016
Implying you wouldnt this copper hole

>at job interview
>why do you want to work at our company, anon?
WELL WHY DO YOU THINK STUPID TWAT
I FUCKING NEED MONEY WHY ELSE I WILL SLAVE MY LIFE HERE
WHY DO THESE CUNTS ALWAYS MAKE THESE STUPID QUESTIONS??
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>>36151292
They're probing you to see if you'll fit in with the office culture. That's the point of these "dumb" questions.

Also guaranteed they have 30 other candidates ready for an interview and the employer is gonna take only the person they feel is most enthusiastic to do the work so they can get the best bang for their buck.
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Because when you have 40 applicants with similar qualifications, it pretty much comes down to "Whos personality do you like most?" That's the point of those questions, to see if you're likeable. You're not special, there are hundreds of people just like you.
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It's not just about work anymore.

They want you to join their cult.

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Should I let my bf feed wild turkeys? Are they chill like pigeons? Or do they get aggressive like seagulls?

I don't feed any wild animals, because doing so without any check on reproduction causes a net increase in suffering, if you accept the lives of wild animals are always net negative experiences
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Wild turkeys are very aggressive.
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>>36151929
I thought so. I've always avoid them, because they look like they're physically capable of ruining my day.
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wild turkeys? shit. thems the mexico drug runners of birds.
he best be strapped and frosty if he gonna feed them niggas

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>tfw the nice old lady at the grocery store called me handsome
damn, this is what chad feels everyday?
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Did you smash though? I've always wanted to smash an older chick, under 60 though Nina Hartley tier.
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>>36151322
i asked how old she was and she said 76, then she drove me to her house and we banged
feels good to be chad
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>>36151281
>when only a nearly dead woman who sees her own haggard visage in the mirror every day could find you comparatively handsome

It's liberals.
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Liberals are normies where I live.
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>who hasnt had a mouthful of cum before
the fuck
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>>36151270
No
Liberals are the only ones willing to accommodate autists

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/r9k/ purge thread
any normalfag/shill/etc threads must be removed
do whatever you must to returh /r9k/ to what it once was and will be
-oh boy
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>>36151214
>what it once was

can you elaborate
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>>36151253
No normies, shills, women or gays
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I'd agree with you but it's nice to have other people with girlfriends and jobs to talk about our mutual hatred of normies with.
Just don't go into threads that your intellectual superiors are in and everything will be great for you.


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