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>ctr+f
>comfy thread
>0 results
Comfy thead. What are you doing eating drinking feeling eating thinking about. Post music, images, stories, thoughts, anything that makes you feel comfy.
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just chilling, listening to a jazz radio station. about to pour myself some vodka.

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>be me
>try to turn life around
>learn to code
>finally get contract
>laptop is finally dying on me
>pieces fell off
>can't close laptop anymore
>cracking noise whenever I move it around
>gets worse each day

GOD FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNIIIIIIIIIIT

Backing up my data but I'm seriously fucked now, going to lose this contract cause my laptop is shitting itself. Took a hour to boot up. I'm on suicidewatch.
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Daily reminder
the firs Racist was
>satan
Satan hates all human beings, we are all descendants of adam
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I KNEW IT

FUCK
>SATAN

IS IT REALLY RACISM IF HE HATES EVERYBODY THOUGH

JUST A THOUGHT


SURELY CAPTCHA MUST BE A CREATION OF SATAN
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>>37741443
why did god give satan any power then?

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>be me
>be 29
>hook up with a girl at an anime convention

Did I fuck it up, guys? I was so close to achieving wizard powers but gave in to carnal temptation. Should I just kill myself?
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>Anime convention girls

You gave up your arcane powers for that? Jesus, dude.
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>>37741399

Depends on the very explicit nature of your lustful exchange, anon.

Answer truthfully.

If you had either vaginal or anal sex with her without a condom and finished inside her there is possibility that you retain some level of magic.

If you used a condom you are done for.

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>tfw intimacy issues
Forever a virgin
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Any of you ever been to an ANCA festival? What was it like, and do they really make autists feel like they have somewhere to be?
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>23
>VictoriaBCfag
>Paying off 3,500 credit card debt
>Still living with family
>Got fired from previous jobs.
>Going broke.
>Family asking 800.00/mo to help mortgage payments.
>Not single
>Miss gf in LA
>Working seasonal right now
>Want to go work in LA, Live with gf
>House may go bankrupt without my hand in payment
>Cops almost kicked me out at family's request
>wat do?

tl:dr - stay home, lose gf, live here foreveralone, move, new job, new life, never see family again
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I'd move. It's not your fault your family can't handle their finances, and I guess this depends on your location, but 800 a month is 110 more than I pay for renting a large 2 bedroom apartment up here in Canada. So in other words, a ripoff.
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>>37741290
I feel the rip-off too. I'm at a point where I don't want to make a wrong turn in all of this and let it go to twice the shitstorm it is now.

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>friend isint online in battle.net for 21 days
>pretty odd since he was online all the time earlier
>check his kikebook if he didint die
>anons friends is in relationship with ...

well that went worse then expected
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>>37741082
>perfect hairline ,solid chin
>wastes it all by being a fat piece of shit
this image angers me
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>>37741340
this made me think about how my face look now rather than how it looked when i was fit.
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>>37741340
i dont really think you can judge the chin or the jaw

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Vocaroo thread, lads?

Show me those comfy voices and lovely tunes.

I'll start with an offbeat one:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ka5QT7hxIt
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>>37740927
Here's a story about a clown.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdjE9xC0oe
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>>37740927
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnwqZy0X3j
FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>37741569
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CnwqZy0X3j
QUALITY

How do you spergs and fuck ups who can barely function in society handle going to work day in and day out without going crazy?

I'm in this program that will help me get a part time job to start, more hours once I've shown I can handle it, but I just don't see how I'm going to go to work week in and week out without going crazy...kinda wish I had the balls to kill my self so I don't have to
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>>37740589

A month ago I set my quit date in September. I'm just doing the bare minimum and coasting now for the rest of the summer, only working enough to keep eyes off me.

Work is ass if you have shit people around you working, and everyone in my office is a fucking failure and yet still thinks they're god's gift to mankind. Hence why I read online books.
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>>37740617
But how are you going to pay for shit without a job? Do you have disability income or anything like that? I'm trying to apply for that too so I at least have that to fall back on if this job thing doesn't work out

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>Anon, are you really cooking the entire class a pie with THOSE berries? I thought they were poisonous.
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oh...im sorry anon.......the alzheimer has corrupted my body.....good bye.....whoever you are
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>>37740416
You eat ass, bitch?
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>>37740416
sorry i didn't catch your name. I'm Franz

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Why do you betas worship women? Women find that repulsive and it's a huge part of why you're virgins
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>>37740410
Cus there sexy obviously gay boy lol
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I worship men.
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>>37740445
you really are a pathetic beta lol

Phenibut thread;

Any other robots use it? just bou8ght it a few minutes ago.
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>when your younger brother comes back with his hot teenage gf and you can hear them at it next door
>tfw you missed out on teenage love and sex
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>>37740369
Who gives a fuck, anon. There's nothing women hate more than faggots who can't let go of the past, especially dumb shit like that. Get gains and get a fucking job. Fuckers on this board bitch and moan about the lamest shit.


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