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Anyone can have an affair with a married woman. It's not unique to Chads.

t. Had an affair with a married got 25 year old titcow

>>38867160
>Had an affair
>is on /r9k/

>>38867537

>titcow

FYI that's code for obese. He had an affair with a disgusting obese woman...

just pinch and twist

>>38866919
you got the basic gist of it barring partners preference.

>>38866927
ignore this idiot thats called "radio dialing" and its shit.

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>>38866994
>you got the basic gist of it barring partners preference

Good. She usually pets my head while I suck around for a few minutes, then she pushes me further down.
I don't wanna be the guy who has to ask if this or that feels good and I fear I'm too autistic to properly read her bodylanguage.

>dnt talk tome before my mornign cofee xDDDD
Kys normie.

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nothing like a sippy, otherwise im a zombie xD

>Drinking anything but black

if any of you fags do this I'm gonna be so pissed I swear

While talking to other normies
>How am I supposed to meet new people? XD

dropping brand names.

"Hey guys im in my new audi drinking some starbucks, my friend hit me up on my iphone and be about to go hit the gucci store and maybe after that chill and watch some netflix"

>>38866868
>I'm glad/sorry to read that!

>>38866830
What are you going to watch, OP?

I do this pretty often, find out of your theatre has a back entrance. In mine there's an elevator you can ride up and enter from the back so you don't have the risk of being seen when you walk in.

>>38866843
apeflick

>>38866825
Why do people care about this fat fuck? Give me 1 ONE good reason to care about him

>>38866841
He is a human being and our brother under the Lord.

>>38866980
Yours mother's under me

>>38866755
You won't die, that jittery feeling is just the wings forming underneath your skin. Give it a few hours. It's not as swift or painless as it is in the commercials and there will be blood, lots of it. But once it is over, you will fly, my friend.

>>38866801
Thank you for the advice. Is that why my left leg is numb now? I didn't think the two things were related.

>>38866755
You're overcaffeinated. Also on a sugar high. You're gonna have to wait a couple hours for it to burn off and you're most likely going to crash and get really tired. Let this be a lesson to you. Red bull, coffee, espresso, etc, these are not regular beverages. They're for energy.

>>38866703
Im not sure.. Are you in the middle of coffee right now? Can I talk to you?

Monster Energy for sure.

Depends. What flavor of Monster?

that pink wojack who is insane

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read this book it has lots of them

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>>38866740
I need fresh spicy memes. Like pic related. Somebody redpill me on this.

Traps r not gay so ofc I would.

Two years ago I thought being prison gay was the silliest thing. Now I've got one of the highest post counts on one of the most degenerate forums I've ever experienced.

I would fuck a hot/cute trap
Yes, I'm a virgin but I just like their submissive and feminine lust. Don't think I would change my mind after straight sex

Why are founding fathers retards? they had nothing to do with today's usa

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>>38866688
>Dude liberty LMAO!
>Dude freedom 2 do wat u want XD

Absolute degenerates

>>38866656
You're forgetting the electoral system dumbass
Essentially the only voters are straight white mans

>>38866645
Libreoffice

>>38866645
qBittorrent original

>>38866645
Just search google for "Free Codec Pack" and "Free hacking tools" and install everything you see.

There are a ton of exfat cuties who I bet are dying to slap bags with you, op.

get that surgery where they remove ur loose skin brah

>>38866657
expensive and the result looks like shit
>>38866637
I mean I can't even look at my own body, I doubt I could fuck a girl who has saggy skin

>>38866620
how did you get rid of it?

>inb4 accutane

>>38866620
Did exfoliating help you at all?

>>38866620
It returns in your mid-late 30s. Sorry.

>>38866604
>do you have a crush on anybody anon
>ummm... well
>come on you know your secrets are safe with me
>well for as long as i knew her i had a crush on you
>=|

btw this isn't /r/

>>38866769
I know but ive seen people do shit like this a lot, so i didnt think it mattered

Also that feel when that has happened to me :((

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>>38866604
>friend : that chick is so ugly. I hate fat girls
>me : y-yeah, fat girls s-should be ashamed of themselves..
>tfw actually a chubby chaser and thought that girls was hot af
i wish everyone was a chubby chaser so I wouldn't have to hide it to not look like a perverted fetishist