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sometimes i look in the mirror and call myself a faggot because nobody else will.
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>>35208947
Faggot2 seconds
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Faggot3 seconds
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Do you like Always Sunny? Do you like to chat with other robots? Come do both of those things.
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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IASIP is my the goat friendship simulator
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THERE IS A SPIDER
SPIDER
SPIDER
SPIDER
DEEP IN MY SOUL
SOUL
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>>35208836
I DONT WANT YOUR DIAMONDS OR YOUR GOLD
I JUST WANNA TELL YOU ALL
GO FUCK YOURSELVES
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You have a date with your oneitis and it is going well. She holds your hand and kisses you and you feel on cloud nine when she reveals she has been blowbanged.
What do?
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round up some guys and do it again because shes a filthy disgusting whore
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>>35208704
This is a hot fantasy desu. I cum so hard to videos where the first dude busts on a girl's face then she turns and sucks his friend while still covered in cum
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You realize most girls don't like giving blowjobs right?
You hit the jackpot
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After a long day of being played with, Woody is put in the toy chest. He waits for a while, so he can find Bo Peep for a nightly session of hide the slinky, and he can't find her. He looks around a bit, until he hears noises coming from behind the curtains. He opens the curtains and finds Buzz Lightyear ass fucking Bo Peep. "There's a snake in my booty!" he exclaims. Bo Peep defends herself saying "You've got a friend in me". Buzz climaxes and groans "To infinity... AND BEYOND!"
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>>35208432
Each day we become more and more like /b/...
Maybe now is a good time for me to move to wizchan.
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>>35208459
Shut the fuck up, you cunt. Y'all have never been better than /b/, you're just less popular and more original, which is why I prefer this shit. Move to wizchan, literally nobody cares, kill yourself.
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>>35208432
I laughed both genuinely and ironically, simultaneously.
Im a life time fuck up of all time who might get accepted for autism bucks
What am I in for?
Will I be happy if i get my autism bucks or will i go back to being a suicidal depressed NEET as ive always been ?
I think i will be able to barely afford to move out of my parents and thats all ive ever wanted but is it the true utopia ive dreamed about or will it be suffering
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everyone on this board is 16-19 years old tinny you're not gonna get insight here
you should edit your board header so it only has a few sfw boards you use
that way you can stop coming here completely for the porn
its what I did
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>>35208661
porn doesnt bother me but youre absolutely right about r9k being filled with teens
i rarely go to this board
but this board has NEET generals and i wanted to know what autism bucks is like
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My teacher wanted to put me on Adderall when I was 7. I never ended up taking any to this day. Anyone else have similar situations? What are your experiences?
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Adderall is just speed. It's a perfectly mundane recreational drug with a Looooong history of use. I've never tried it should be pretty cool.
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Best legal drug today
Get a prescription, since it'd be easy from what you just said, literally Ubermensch syrum
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Adderall makes you feel like a walking God until you build up a high tolerance. After you pass that point you'll feel like you have to take it to get anything done
Still worth trying though, just be careful
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I can't imagine myself ever holding a job because I'm ridiculously lazy on things I don't enjoy doing, and sweat like it's 150 degrees when I'm around people. I could also never handle the humiliation of being a NEET leeching off my parents or the government. What do? Should I just kill myself?
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Bumping since I'm in the same boat.
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>>35208409
thanks mayne. I hope somebody replies soon
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Do your own business. Work as little or as much as you want. The income potential is good too
In Clifford The Big Red Dog, the initial braking sound Cleo makes when playing with her chew toy in S1E1B (Cleo's Fair Share) is the same stock sound as braking in Katamari Damacy.
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>>35208235
[Citation needed]
origighetti
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>>35208370
go watch the episode, I already said the episode and scene.
if you don't know katamari sound, you really ought to play it. ultra tanoshii dayone
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>tfw stacy only fucks guys who back up her toilet on the first date
Where are my shitlets?
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If I shit in my toilet the water touches my ass and I don't like it
I have a feeling if I let it happen I would get some type of bacteria infection
I've probably wasted a good amount of toilet paper to negate the splash back effect
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Fry your breakfast in Crisco and down massive amounts of coffee. Her bathroom will look like it was nuked from orbit.
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>tfw a girl will never love you the same way she loves heroin
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>>35208107
Oh, no. You got it wrong my friend.
>tfw ywn love a girl as much as you love heroin
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>tfw you missed your chance with the girl who actually cared about you because you were busy chasing the dumb whore
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>Use all my likes on tinder everyday
>0 matches
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What pictures are you using for your profile? What is your bio?
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>have no tindr
>engage women irl
>unlimited likes
>women are more receptive of my advances and charms because I have the balls to approach them
>tfw have good success ratio
>tfw catch no STDs
>tfw hear these tindr horror stories
>tfw hear people get STDs after grinding for a month to lose their V card
>tfw hear about low test betas that get no likes
You niggies deserve your despair desu tho famalan
>A girl will NEVER
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do this to me.
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>>35207991
She will. You just have to find one you like and go get her.
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>>35207991
Find me attractive.
Original command
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HAY GUYS, WE LIVE http://stream.midnightsnacks.fm Romance from @coldtech_bass is co-hosting in half an hour~ 2 anniversary show announcements too :3
No Sticky gogogo
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Snacks? Is it really you? I haven't heard from you in years.
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>>35207910
Put on your trip, faggot.
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100 listeners GO GO GO GO
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What constitutes as "flirting"?
Could it be that I have flirted with various women through out my life without noticing it?
Give me an example, because chads like to throw that phrase around and don't know what it means.
I was working a convention the other day, and was one of the only male volunteers. The women were always talking with me and asking me to go with them to the different stands playfully.
I just tried to go along with it as best as I could, and left whenever I could.
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>was one of the only male volunteers
Are you perchance living in a Harem Anime
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>>35207857
>What constitutes as "flirting"?
Non-angry attention seeking from women
>Could it be that I have flirted with various women through out my life without noticing it?
Yes, it's whenever they feel that it is. She may respond nicely to something Chad does but if one of us do it it's creepy, we already knew this.
>Give me an example, because chads like to throw that phrase around and don't know what it means.
One time I was a temporary job, there where some other guys at first but when I was the only one left a couple women came up to me and started bugging me.
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/prozac/? Can you share stories of what it's like? I'm thinking of trying moderate use for personal reasons. How did it compare to "normal" life? Interested in answers
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>>35207855
You really can't take SSRIs off and on they have to be taken daily and can take Months to work. I've taken every one except prozac. I noticed an overall increase in 'happiness' at the cost of having my libido kill. If you're mildly or mega depressed SSRIs are worth a shot imo. Sometimes they don't work but some people find them to be a godsend
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>>35208021
Thx, which specif drugs did you try? U just want something to numb the paranoi and calm my nerves. I don't feel much emotion anyway, just paranoia generally