What do you hate the most about your life anon?
that this years harvest may not be as bountiful as previous years.
>them feelz i think im doing my best
>everyone I know is a normie
>I can talk to them normally but I cant form deep meaningful connections with them
YOU FUCKS RUINED ME
>>36938612
Im almost 21 year old and total failure without future + no social life at all
Wanting to an hero everyday
i dont want to sleep desu
waking up is the worst part about it
>>36938608
The solution is sleeping all day and as soon you wake up
BOOM
Sleeping again.
See? it's easy
>have a bunch of stuff I want to do
>don't want to sleep
>fight it but finally have to sleep
>wake up
>don't want to get up, lay in bed for 3 extra hours
>>36938608
>>36938680
Or you could die too.
Any robots here collect anything, or have any robot hobbies? Here is my cactus collection
>>36938603
I managed to wither my cactus, I'm that retarded.
>>36938636
Same, I feel pretty stupid.
I collect guns with my dad, it's really nice spending time with him. The history behind each piece is fun to learn about, as well as shooting+cleaning them even though I'm not that good.
Anyone want pics?
>>36938636
I just water mine heavily, then leave them for a long ass time in between each watering. One did die though, so maybe I should do some research on cactus.
I think the current exchange rate is 1000 roastie whores is equal to 1 pure-as-the-snow virgin.
Why don't all women who have had sex with more than one man in their lifetime (widows who remarried are excluded of course, but they are the only exception) just kill themselves today? There value has plummeted (don't argue this until after you Google the stats) and they offer nothing else to human society.
>>36938578
Because most men sleep around more than the average girl. They just don't care about stupid shit like that if the girl makes a great gf.
>>36938618
When men sleep around it's an achievement. Men have to earn sex, women can get it anytime and anywhere.
Many men may have given up on marrying virgins, many have given up on marrying at all. But partner count still matters to all but the most betafied feminist losers. Nobody wants to marry the town bicycle or matress.
I mean we are living in a world where young men getting literal grandma's in the nursing home to fuck them isn't that uncommon. Why do women give up their one commodity so easily? How are they this stupid?
>>36938674
>partner count
Of course, partner count matters. It's just virginity that doesn't.
>like a girl
>she tells me shes going out somewhere with a friend
>get extremely anxious whenever she does this for no fucking reason
>start feeling physically sick at the thought of her being social or talking to other guys
Why am I like this?
>>36938562
>>she tells me shes going out somewhere with a friend
She wants to make you jealous. You should make a move and make it quick.
>>36938562
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FawkP6fIcl
Complete this sentence:
I have not asked her out on a date because...
Damn, who of you stole ASMR Darling's account?
https://youtu.be/QTG492hsWX4
>>36938467
apparently he shared her nudes but i cant find any links
Fellow robots did you manage to hunt it down?
>>36938970
the nudes were fake
wtf is this. someone pls explain
>met an awesome robot on this board
>tfw he broke contact next day
You all are bunch of selfish pricks. I'm never going to try and contact any of you again. Just another dissapointment happening after another. I don't even know why I even tried to contact anybody on this sick fucking psychiatry department board. I'm never going to search for another human being, and before I have thought that being alone is the only thing left. This only confirmed this. All people should just fucking rot in hell. I'm never going to try and comfort another human being. I'm never going to be kind to anybody, ever again. All people are fucking pigs. Worst thing is,I got this contact broken when I wasn't even online. What a coward fucking thing to do. As expected from any of you fucking betas. I'm tired of being dissapointed and neglected. Goodbye.
>>36938424
You aren't perfect there is likely a reason why they stopped talking to you
>>36938424
Maybe he was just scared because he never speaks to anyone
Or you are just boring
>>36938424
The people on here are the worst people on Earth.
You should never expect to find anything worth having here.
>at work
>girl gets hired, first time she sees me she trips over herself and is generally very flustered
>remember the autistic anons who got girls by acting like Ryan Gosling from Drive
>she tries to talk to me
>only respond with one word
to all of her questions, never make eye contact but instead look into the distance to seem cool
>whenever I see her it's the same thing
>she tries to talk to me, I smile and take long pauses before answering with one word
>heard from a coworker that she exploded and said "HOW COME HE NEVER TALKS TO ME?!"
>mfw
Seriously robots if you don't do this you need to start. I'm ugly as fuck yet I got this girl to become obsessed by not caring
>mfw she asks me out and I say I'm not interested
>>36938415
>I'm ugly as fuck
pics right now I bet you're such a chad you'll make me cream my pants.
>>36938415
Kek.
I've been doing this shit to girls since I was 15. It works every fucking time.
The problem is that it isn't a strategy, it's just how I naturally am, so when they inevitably become obsessed with me I STILL don't make a move.
>>36938415
yeah ive done this to a girl for a year or so now.
always make eye contact though, very short, well-thought out sentences, never text first
2 ez
also very ugly
Why do normalfags always feel the need to bring up sex during conversions? I try to have deep conversations with them and it somehow always ends up with them asking about my sex life. IM A FUCKING VIRGIN!!!!! Everytime I tell them this they begin to treat me differently and act overly nice speaking to me in a soft empathetic as if they are talking to a child who didnt win a talent show like "awwww its okay youll win it next time jimmy" like I dont know they are making fun of me inside. Should I just lie and tell everyone im gay to avoid this topic in the future?
>if I glassed ya cunt would ya kick the bucket
>it'll be a left, right, goodnight
>you're a big bloke
>nah mate you
>>36938412
>they always end up asking me about my sex life
Literally never happened to me.
Have you been hanging around Tommy Wiseau?
>>36938698
this
normally people don't bring this up as part of regular conversations
I ate 720 grams of Skittles...
fucking kill me
can youtaste the rainbow?
>>36938406
>buy trail mix b/c it's "healthy"
>eat entire jar
ur poopoo will be gay hahaha
Having a drink at a bar after a solitary meal. Having a drink alone. It's pretty empty here. A couple of people. It's nice. A good time to contemplate on life. People are only a distraction anyway. Oh well. What do I need them for. Think I'll have another one. Don't start talking to the waitress like you did last time. No, don't do that. That's stupid. Nothing good will come of it. Ah, it's so peaceful here. This sure is a nice place.
>>36938327
protip: nobody will approach you and you will end up going away when you run out of money.
>>36938327
protip: women will approach you and you will end up buying them drinks and they will end up going away when you run out of money.
>>36938386
literally will not happen and any anecdotes you're about to share are lies
first time making a thread so can't think of anything edition
SERIOUSLY LADS, JUST FUCKING END IT ALL
remember the britfa.gs chan?
is it dead now?
time to get breakfast I suppose, want a bacon sandwich but mummy bought shit bread
Mess with friend's essay. https://docs.google.com/document/d/15-AjnLgmi2_63tOAU8AZxumBwy1Qjykk4hotX_aKL10/edit?usp=sharing
i got booted somehow but i left him legitimately constructive comments on his (really bad) essay
is he a high school freshman or just a brainlet
>>36938299
It just got made read only
>>36938440
yeah and it reverted all of the actual genuine comments i made on his writing
the structure of his essay doesn't really make sense
he's dropping in quotations without proper context or follow-up analysis
his introductory paragraph doesn't clearly state a thesis, it just basically says "i will overview why people believe certain things about this topic" with no argument behind it
he makes a big point about how anti-vidya people are older and don't play videogames and he does not cite anything for that (he should be citing statements like that). he says basically the obverse for young people and that's also uncited
>be me
>18
>balding
>mfw chances of GF dropped even more
>>36938255
just cut it all off now. you won't have to live every day looking at your shitty hair. bald might look good on you.
Dont fret OP there some girls who like bald men :)
>shave the hair
>grow a beard
Pic related
I'm beta as fuck, but whenever i'm with normies, they turn autistic.
I manage to turn everyone around me more autistic than me, which, even though im beta, makes me the most alpha in the room, always.
Anyone else able to do this?
>>36938251
Im not even sure I want a gf anymore.
Lately my brain classified having a gf the same as smoking pot, an all around bad idea for people with a low IQ
>>36938268
>low iq
Why even try then? You're not gonna achieve anything anyways.
I wanna give you a YOU but, I'm not certain your there yet.
>I was at a venue once
>they had a washroom kinda in public
>just some mirrors and sinks
>some guy was starting at me
>look up
>continued washing my face, the venue was hot
>water running down my face
>look by the corner of my eye
>still staring and walking past
>I must of been horribly ugly or hypnotic
>he runs straight into a wall, visibly shocked he smacked the wall
>I grin and look back down splashing more water on my face
Beyond that never experienced what you described