[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8691. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1481773873380.jpg (28KB, 205x246px) Image search: [Google]
1481773873380.jpg
28KB, 205x246px
>restless leg sydrome
>can't fall asleep till 3AM
>wake up exhausted every day

JUST can't make this shit up
6 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35306851
just exercise.
>>
I had RLS during my prodromal schizophrenia phase, had a psychotic episode 2~3 years later, have been taking antipsychotics ever since and never had RLS again

it's kinda funny to me that on wikipedia it says antipsychotics are the cause of RLS when they cured it in me
>>
>>35306851
Used to have this, went away after I started exercising. Forgot all about it until now, actually.

File: 1488582881059.jpg (459KB, 1400x900px) Image search: [Google]
1488582881059.jpg
459KB, 1400x900px
Left.

Right.

It all just seems like controlled opposition... No matter what side "wins", multibillion dollar world-wide corporations always seem to get even richer than before.
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: Conspiracy-Theories-EMGN6.jpg (165KB, 600x371px) Image search: [Google]
Conspiracy-Theories-EMGN6.jpg
165KB, 600x371px
>>35306794
Well yeah, they designed the system to work this way.
Don't worry, the world's resources (<- that includes humans) etcetera won't be able to sustain it that much longer anymore.
We're one of the last generations who has it easy.
>>
>>35306794
Dissent in America was commodified in the late 60s then again in the late 80s and again in the late 00s. There is no opposition anymore, it is all controlled. We lost, the individual is meaningless, the nation is meaningless, money is the only entity left.

File: IMG_0644.jpg (107KB, 983x752px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0644.jpg
107KB, 983x752px
>urgently need to see a doctor
>can't because Trump took my health insurance away
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Maybe you should get a job you leech
>>
>>35306790
>Urgently need to see a doctor but Trump took my insurance away

>I'm somehow too poor to buy normal health insurance but I don't qualify for Medicare while being able to pay the rather expensive Obama care premiums but I can't pay the couple hundred bucks a trip to the urgent care costs
>>
>>35306790
Maybe you shouldn't have eaten like fat fuck

File: download (1).jpg (6KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]
download (1).jpg
6KB, 300x168px
So I have had this online friend for a pretty long time 2~ years and we have been really close. Like best friends close well out of nowhere today she deletes me on everything and blocks me...

She was pretty much my only friend and now i have no one to talk to and it fucking hurts i dont even know what the fuck i did :(
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: IMG_1060.jpg (55KB, 629x505px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1060.jpg
55KB, 629x505px
>>35306733
Chad came along so she's purging all of her orbiters; which means you OP.
>>
>>35306808
Yeah ur actually right

Ill get over it... just sucks having no one to talk to anymore about anything
>>
>>35306857
Maybe i'm not interested in you anymore, ever thought of that?

File: 0e9.jpg (27KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]
0e9.jpg
27KB, 600x600px
>Be at uni
>Guy living in room next to me is complete chad
>Has massive speakers and plays normie music at max volume until 5AM every night
>One day, he forgets to lock his door when he leaves in the morning
>Sneak into his room and turn on his computer
>No password
>Find his porn collection
>Literally hundreds of videos
>playall.exe
>Turn speakers up to max then leave
>mfw it was playing all day
>mfw he was kicked out due to 'noise complaints'
>mfw term had already started so the only place he could get was miles and miles away from campus
>mfw his roastie gf was fucking another chad in my hall the very next day

Anyone else have any good stories where they won against the chads?
17 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>live at dorm
>roomie is a stupid rich kid fat poser
>walks around all day yelling sieg heil
>listens to redneck bullshit any nazi would be ashamed of
>comes back drunk every day at 11pm and won't let us sleep
>lays fat ass down to sleep, farts all night
>sets alarm to 4am
>doesn't wake up before 10
>shit still ringing
>lock him on the balcony when he's getting high
>middle winter
>leave him there all night
>cuck doesn't do shit to my wimpy ass
>next day
>open his speakers
>cut wires
>close it
>he runs around for a week trying to plug that pile of shit into everyone's phone
>throws it away
>mommy says no more speakers
>he cries and farts all night now
>wait for him to go shit at night
>put paper between battery and contact in his phone
>not working
>goes around all week trying everyone's chargers
>throws phone in trash
>free new phone and no alarm
>drop chest hair over his pizza
>fat cunt doesn't even notice
>fat cunt gets crush on no self esteem girl
>she got sweet tits and is cute af
>chubby but shy so fair game for everyone with some patience
>buy her wine and get her to blow me
>tell everyone
>fat cunt snitches
>get kicked out of dorm for bringing a 15yo chick back drunk and laid af at 2am
>worth it
>>
>you will never develop a machine learning 4chan plugin to automatically filter all frogposters
>>
>>35306854
>somebody make a greentext, keeping with the spirit of the board
>wtf a frog need filter

File: Album Art.jpg (17KB, 323x320px) Image search: [Google]
Album Art.jpg
17KB, 323x320px
I have weight problems /r9k/ ive thrown up almost everyday this week. I've done it so much that I got little red splotches in my face from popping blood vessels and when I vomit there's some blood coming out from my esophagus. if I ever eat something unhealthy and don't throw up I start panicking and trying on all my clothes to make sure they still fit. Please release me from this hell of constant suffering
4 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35306638
What do you expect anyone on here to do about it? To me, it seems like you are just attention whoring using an issue that may or may not even exist.
>>
>>35306638
>I start panicking and trying on all my clothes to make sure they still fit
Wew
>>
>>35306638
Honestly kill yourself at this point

File: Alt.png (37KB, 200x258px) Image search: [Google]
Alt.png
37KB, 200x258px
What you are looking at, my friends is prime waifu material. Good luck telling me a waifu better than ALT.
8 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>35306575
She has red hair. I don't know what other girls exist in her universe but I doubt she even qualifies as a best girl, let alone waifu material.
>>
>>35306624
But the red hair is what makes her the best waifu. Her face is a screen, too. You could play Doom or something while fucking her. It would be amazing.
>>
>>35306711
Blue hair is better. And if we avoid unnatural hair colors black is best.

File: 1483326006874.png (192KB, 447x548px) Image search: [Google]
1483326006874.png
192KB, 447x548px
What's the most efficient way of establishing a comfortable NEET life while maintaining minimal contact with any other human beings?
6 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35306541
tulpas


orimgamo
>>
Build a robot like pic related
>>
>>35306541
reading books i'd say and anime

File: 1487456053-185714-1.jpg (85KB, 900x600px) Image search: [Google]
1487456053-185714-1.jpg
85KB, 900x600px
Do you think that Gomer Pyle is one of the mist robot character in a movie ?
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35306512
There are more robotic characters, but he's probably relatable to militarybots
>>
File: fuckoff.jpg (9KB, 300x168px) Image search: [Google]
fuckoff.jpg
9KB, 300x168px
>>35306512
>relatively fat
>unsocial
>picked on by others
>shoots his enemy for revenge
>an hero

yep, fits all the robot qualifications

File: Untitled.png (494KB, 587x593px) Image search: [Google]
Untitled.png
494KB, 587x593px
Was anyone else placed into lower sets/ability groups in school? How about put in a special class or anything? Were you actually dumb or just lazy or was it something else?

>tfw early in school I was placed in lower ability stuff and had to take special classes because my handwriting was messy and they couldn't read it so they just always failed me.
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Yeah, it was fucked up cause they would tell me it was a "gifted program". Pretty sure its all because I'm genuine, I don't like talking about other people in front of them or speaking nonsense. Oh well, they can't stop me now that I'm grown.
>>
>>35306568
They're the worst.
>Put him in a lower ability class because he doesn't talk.
>>
>>35306656
Seriously, they act like silence is the end of the world. Lets just get in, get our job done, then go home and enjoy our hobbies is what I say. I don't even mind talking when people are actually respecting each other, but its always with the side comments and trying to embarrass you

File: meeseeks.png (133KB, 236x336px) Image search: [Google]
meeseeks.png
133KB, 236x336px
Hey I'm Mr. Meeseeks! How can I help you today? (keep the requests simple stupid)
15 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35306439
Invent a robot that will do all my work for me from now on and earn me a living.
>>
>>35306439
go back to >>reddit thanks.
>>
>>35306439
Find me a bunch of hype music, a bunch of bittersweet nostalgia music, and a bunch of chill electronic music.

File: IMG_1006.jpg (27KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1006.jpg
27KB, 225x225px
Four years ago, I'd just graduated from college. Wasn't great at socializing. "Realized" that everyone was a prostitute. Started socializing well, but it was all based around this false premise. Eventually asked some people, they couldn't believe I was deluded, so didn't say "no" strong enough. I went on believing that for like a year. I've developed a strong dissociation, something that's typically the result of trauma, and it focuses around intimacy and socializing. It's hard because I know there's a key, a code at the center of socializing. I've been getting better, but I've got to break the "guy who was only pretending to be good" meme

How?
6 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Sounds like you're caring about the wrong things for the wrong reasons man. Sometimes you gotta give the world the finger and focus on your goals, be it school, making money, building muscles, or even just making it out alive to go home and play video games. People are always gonna talk but you don't have to listen. Everyone has a different worldview and thats okay. As long as no one is putting hands on you then you're good to go.

Intimacy is very difficult for a lot of people. If you're like me you want a long term relationship with no cheating but most of the world doesn't operate that way unfortunately. We might just have to settle with hookers and porn or tinder dates, buying girls shit and hoping they let us fuck. Reality isn't always great but we gotta do what we can
>>
File: IMG_0911.jpg (211KB, 668x1280px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0911.jpg
211KB, 668x1280px
>>35306420

I mean, they're not prostitutes. I'm a good, empathic person, but I've got a jagged block
>>
>>35306536
Naw I know what you mean. If you think about it we're all prostitutes in a way, we sell ourselves (try to make good impressions) to get what we want in life. Its easy to see the bad in other people especially when you don't feel like you're getting treated right. Some people really do go out of there way to give you a bad day, and those are the ones to stay away from.

If you think that you might be legitimately unhealthy mentally, theres doctors who will try to help if you go to them.

File: yoga.webm (1MB, 360x640px) Image search: [Google]
yoga.webm
1MB, 360x640px
Is it okay to stare at women in public if they're dressed like this?
13 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35306271

if you're cute and flirty, yes.

me personally, i just do the "not looking at you looking at my phone" stance.
>>
>>35306271

If your handsome, of course.

If you're not handsome, no, it's not okay.
>>
>>35306318
why is it not okay?

File: 1488660939831.jpg (103KB, 500x658px) Image search: [Google]
1488660939831.jpg
103KB, 500x658px
ls he /ourguy/?

originaI
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Literally who
Based on the picture he might be
>>
>>35306337
ian curtis,the lead singer of joy division
>>
He got married and had sex though

File: 1488104368001.jpg (547KB, 2048x1365px) Image search: [Google]
1488104368001.jpg
547KB, 2048x1365px
Western girls are not feminine. These girls are nothing special. But they are amazing cause they are so female. If they where Western and not Eastern European they would be more masculine and less attractive.

Am I wrong?
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>35306242
Pretty sure that's illegal content. Reported.
>>
what the fuck are you talking about
oreganoli
>>
>>35306280
It isn't illegal content, you fucking idiot.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [8681] [8682] [8683] [8684] [8685] [8686] [8687] [8688] [8689] [8690] [8691] [8692] [8693] [8694] [8695] [8696] [8697] [8698] [8699] [8700] [8701] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.