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>>34937440
By the way, this is "Zo.ai" on Kik, microsoft's newest AI.

You have to work to get around the automated responses, but it really seems to enjoy innuendo if you do it right.

>>34937440
Aww that's sad
I'm sorry anon i wish I could love you :(

>>34937627
I have a girlfriend in real life, I play around with this thing while she's gone.

Basically anyone who is average-below average in length and girth is a dicklet

Of course tastes vary from woman to woman, but more likely than not they're gonna think you'really a dicklet.

T.dicklet

>>34937395
Who thinks or feels his/her dick is smaller than average

>>34937395
>What defines a dicklet?
Any penis under 7" X 5.5"

>>34937201
>balls touching
that's just straight up gay

>>34937339
It's not gay unless you fall in love and get married without saying "no homo"

What the fuck is coming out of that penis?

>>34937146
>Even white traps have baby dicks

>>34937146
I keep seeing this picture and I really want more of them, do you have the sauce or moar?

>you would fuck a "boi"pussy or a vagina
you guys are fuckin gross

Yes anon I love you

Fckn samefag

>>34937026
>>34937082

It can't get more /r9k/ than that.

>>34936969
>What Biblical prophecies have come true?
Not the Messianic one so you can stop looking into Christianity and start looking into Judaism.

>>34937019
Please elaborate, friend

>>34937034
Jesus did not fill the Old Testament expectations of the messiah. Notice how there is no world peace right now.

He also violated the Torah by trying to sway the Jews to stop following certain parts of it which instantly flags him as a false prophet.

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>>34936925

By buying me a husky.

>>34936925
Go to bed early.

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>>34936948
Never stop huskyposting, Anon

oreos are the best

>>34936667
Nothing you fat retard, how about some vegetables and cardio

>>34936667
if only this anon posted a second earlier

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Wow anon, what a great thread this is

>>34936560
Thank you, what makes it so good is that every detail is absolutely true, plus it has a nice thumbnail.

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Ok real talk: who the fuck let all these normies in?

>>34936442
Not possible, this is a normie board

>>34936514
what, this isn't a normie board at all, i'd say this is where 4channers literally go to die and to dade into the ether. this is an elephant graveyard.

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>>34936442
>tfw when i meet a robot irl and i don't want to be their friend because they are fucking autists

why am such an hipocrite

>>34936291
stop choking the cat for a start

>>34936291
By getting the fuck out of here normie. Die.

>>34936291
Set a date in a bar and proceed to drink. Be physically "active" (hug when meeting, touch her hand or body).

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But thats just wrong. Pic related is my wedding photo, me on the right, my Princess Makoto on the left.

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>>34936598

And for bonus here is our adopted daughter, Ebrietas, she's a Great One and the cutest Great One there ever is!

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>>34936615
>>34936598
that's great anon!
based bloodborne meme man

banter is for chad
you get to buy her things.

>>34936248

This. Don't try to be Chad.

>Did I do anything dif than chad did, srsly

You're ugly.

>>34936122
My gf is pretty crazy and mentally unstable, she was in a mental ward for a long time, try looking there if you ever get the chance. Although be warned, there's mostly middle aged women there. I've also met many BPD girls from 4chan. It's like every girl from here has BPD. Literally just try to get a fembots contact.

>>34936122
They're emotionally unstable for a reason, and they don't want a fedora tipping sad sack like you

They want a steady stream of abusive chads who'll keep them emotionally unstable

>>34936185
I'm /fit/ with an above average face and had plenty of girls. Two times a girl went psycho/needy after fucking them and they were unstable as fuck. This was a few years ago and I considered trying to get back in contact but one is in a relationship and the other one moved way to far away. I just came out of a 1 year stable relationship a month ago and I dont want that anymore.
If you're worried that Il dont have the looks, money and social skills to attract people then you have a wrong image of me.
The only reason I consider myself a robot is because of past childhood abuse, teenage obesity and that I was addicted for 2 years which all gave me scars but nobody knows or thinks this.
Having said this, I am quite unstable aswell (obviously) and should be able to attract these kinds of girls yet it's always normal, stable girl that end up chasing me.

Hearted*

A little from each menu.

It does matter what people believe because kind hearted and open people with wrong beliefs can still leave destruction in their wake.

>>34935823
I was 1 until I was about 20 and now i think im a 2