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>mfw an over reliance on dating sites and apps to meet grills has retarded my ability to ask them out traditionally IRL
I know it's a lot simpler than I'm making it out to be, but fuck me it seems like such a divide without the buffer of being blatantly on a dating site with specific requirements to go by. I've only ever done it in person once and that was backed up by a ton of booze and peer pressure.
Has anyone here asked someone they know in real life (be it a friend, co-worker or other) out, and how did it go?
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Why is this the best fetish of all time?
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>>37852667
depends on the Dom style, findom is timedimentionalhypercuck tier,
gentle femdom is awesome tho.
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>>37852667
Actually futanari lolidom is better
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>fuck femdom gf so hard we become a maledom couple
I wasn't even trying. I guess you just can't go up against the good dick and win
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IF YOU DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD YOUR GRANDMA WILL GET RUN OVER BY A REINDEER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I
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>>37852561
My grandma is dear...so...
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Anyone else a dumb manchild here? I can't come up with an original thought to save my life and I just play video games all day instead of reading a book or working out.
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dumb manchild here too
also in NZ
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should i hate girls?
some of them were nice with me but they didnt fuck me anyways
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>tfw have been considering visiting an escort for years now
>tfw almost 26
>khhv
What do I have to lose at this point?
I want to visit a milf to live out my mommy gf fantasies.
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I think my dog has gender dysphoria.
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made me laugh but im drunk
take from this what u will
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>>37852531
you have gender dysphoria beep
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>>37852446
tfw no aguara guazu
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>be me
>driving home from walking dog
>dog sticking head out window getting air
>pull up to redlight
>notice car stop even with dog window
>see 10/10 qt smiling at dog, waving
>she rolls down her window
>yells "your dog is really cute!"
>i instantly feel intimidated
>dog starts growling
>try to say "shes normally more well behaved"
>comes out as "shes good sometimes"
>qt sees my face and instantly looks straight ahead like a statue while window rolls up
>light turns green she practically floors it
>should have said my dog is the only good thing I have in my life
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>>37852421
usually i think being ugly can't be that bad, but then i read this thread
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Why do you wish to fornicate Anon? I'm pretty sure you realize it's a sin, right?
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>>37852418
1 Corinthians 6:12-20King James Version (KJV)
12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any.
13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body.
14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power.
15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid.
16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh.
17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit.
18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
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>>37852418
Nice picture OP, had a good laugh.
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>>37852434
there is a pretty large piece of information missing dude, chek it: https : / / www . biblegateway . com / passage / ?search=1+Corinthians+6:12-20
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Turned on the front camera by accident
realize how ugly i am
spend the next 20 minutes telling/whispering to myself how ugly i am and how i should never try to approach/msg anyone
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>not duct taping your cameras and microphone
enjoy your botnet
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then ill go into a euphoria were i feel attractive as hell and that im a super alpha a few days later and it doesn't really last long
then i go back to telling myself how ugly and disgusting i am
cycle never ends boys
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if human noses dont work, what else can i use to get more horny?
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I can't wait to slice and dice tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t16hxGtoVIE
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I spend so much time on the internet that the internet is starting to seem like reality and I'm occasionally surprised when I look down from the screen and see other things. I really think internet addiction is a big problem. I can't enjoy anything else anymore.
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>>37852308
post unedited image please I can't have my mouth watering for doughnuts with that wiener there
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>>37852347
It makes my mouth water even more desu
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>>37852347
I only have the penis version. Just try to ignore it
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https://www.theguardian.com/science/2017/jun/20/older-men-fathers-geekier-sons-study-geek-index
Older men have geekier sons. My father was almost 50 at my birth. How many here also have old dads?
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>>37852260
He had me when he was 40. Also
>geek index
couldn't they have come up with a better name?
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moonman moonman can't you see? spix and niggers should hang on trees, i just love your racist ways.
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>>37852244
>i was just pretending to be retarded
please
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>>37852244
You have to go >>>/b/ ack
orreedginal the coment