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I find these Pasante king size to be the best condoms. They barely feel when you are wearing them. They are big and wide enough for a big boy like me ;)

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You guys should cut normies some slack.
You know think about it, they're memers themselves.
Trump had no fucking chance to win office when he started, he constantly said stuff that was considered a huge mistake, but everyone was so sick of status quo and the establishment that even normies voted for Trump.
If you think about it there is some rreal covfefe

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any tips on how to deal with banter at work? I'm a conservative guy who doesn't like to talk about sex.

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How do I defeat my solipsism? I look at other people and can't help but feel I am more sentient.

>Solipsism from Latin solus, meaning 'alone', and ipse, meaning 'self')[1] is the philosophical idea that only one's own mind is sure to exist. As an epistemological position, solipsism holds that knowledge of anything outside one's own mind is unsure; the external world and other minds cannot be known and might not exist outside the mind. As a metaphysical position, solipsism goes further to the conclusion that the world and other minds do not exist.

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What are you waiting for anon? Don't you want to use my gf's pussy bro?

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ITT: We claim our waifus

Pic related is mine, how can teethlets even compete?

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Just finished writing the suicide letter for my dad brother, and mom.

Going out with a solid dose of heroin. No pain, just peace.

My exgirlfriend left me and hooked up with a guy at her school. This was back in Janurary and im still a wreck over it because it was my fault for missing calls and canceling dates because of my anxiety. I tried to explain it to her but she said if I try to contact her she will "tell someone."

I'm out. My life has just been one disappointment after the other from childhood to mid 20s and my jaded, cynical self just can't be helped. Im sorry Danielle. And I'm mostly sorry for my family for having to bare the burden of the mistake that is me.


Anything I should do to make my passing less traumatic for my family?

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im on my last legs and going to commit suicide soon for my birthday
any equally desperate fembots here looking for l0ve at the age around 18

come save me girls, ill delete everyone whose boring anyway and keep one best girl
i dont know in what parallel universe this ever worked out but im willing to take my chance
bants are welcome, everything is. come say good bye

it's been fun

skype: bio_yf
discord: softwehr#1507
steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/criminalhypnosis/

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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.

Though I won't be with the usual speech today. I'll just give you a daily reminder that you can do anything you have in mind, provided that you won't lose to laziness or abandonment. And I'd be very upset if you have decided to not pursue your goal because of that. I may not be inspired some days, but I'll always be there robots. Keep up the good work !

Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.

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>All memes and jokes aside. Serious replies please.
I am a Pajeet (living in India) and have wasted thousands of hours of my life browsing places like /pol/ and Stormfront and have become 100% convinced that I am a low-IQ subhuman animal. No meme, browsing /pol/ and literally spending hours a day pondering about racial politics has done ENORMOUS damage to my life, such that I could make no academic progress and have at the moment become the closest thing one can be to a NEET in this country (high school tends to be very rigorous in India and it is impossible to score well enough to get into college if you have distractions like /pol/). Now niggers are arguably even worse than Pajeets. Niggers in the US have only slightly higher IQs than Pajeets in India. Niggers in Africa, probably even lower. So much that there is serious doubt whether niggers and Pajeets are even humans. Literally everyone in 4chan hates niggers and considers you as subhuman monkeys. The shame of being a Pajeet has affected my life so badly that I'll probably start seeing a psychiatrist from this Tuesday onwards. There are quite a few Blacks here. How do you even go on with your lives? Are you all as depressed as me?

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Are normies really not bothered by the fact that their girlfriend isn't a virgin?

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Timestamp is already in the autograph

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Hey robots

So I saw some fag wearing makeup at the mall and I'm wondering;

Is it ok for men to wear makeup in some situations? In any?

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Do i have potential? (I am on the right)

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Why don't you actually have a girlfriend?