Oh good morning wagie.
using /r9k/ as part of your morning routine eh?
tsk tsk tsk, you need normal hobbies to talk around the water cooler about, can't have you being a total pariah while you suffer through another grueling day of wage slavery.
another day, another dollar
So anon's I'm bored, and I wanna know
How many tabs of threads do you have open?
How many do you usually like to have open?
For me it's
25
15
>>37840110
Now 4(I am on my smartphone)
Usually anything between 5-20, more if I am not playing video games.
>>37840110
Usually 4 to 15
I have 49 open, if you get more than 100 it turns into a smiley face on chrome
>trying to socialize in the psych ward
>im the quiet kid
>tfw those normies will fuck outside
kill me
Come on omegle lads. I love omeletting with you anons
Tags are the usual
Why don't you improve yourself? You know how to do it better than anyone
>>37840065
Ah, so this is the state of /v/ today
I could improve myself all I wanted, she'd still be a million miles away.
I want it all back, whether she cucks me or not.
Open your ass, your mind & heart will follow.
I've been on nofap for a week now. Should I break the streak or keep going? The urge to just beat my meat gets stronger and stronger with each passing day.
nofap is a meme you fuckin retard so you get testicle cancer
good riddance
Continue your chastity until you find a way to get what you want without your hand
ITS TIME I GOT BACK
ITS TIME I GOT BACK
I WANNA GO BACK
I NEVER CONQUERED WHEN YOU CAME
TOMORROW HOLDS SUCH BETTER DAYS
DAYS WHEN I'LL STlLL FEEL ALIVE
WHEN I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUTSIDE
THE WORLD IS WIDE, THE TIME GOES BY
THE TOUR IS OVER, I'VE SURVIVED
l CAN'T WAIT
TILL I GET HOME
TO PASS THE TIME IN MY ROOM ALONE
Why does 9gag and reddit Love tits so much?? Ass is superior in Every way
>>37839868
because they're all either underaged and not desensitised yet or they're conservative
Tits are just imitation asses!
>>37839868
Ass is funnily enough prefered in the low IQ populations. Africa etc. Tits usually in the higher IQ ones. Which means if you prefer ass over tits, you're basically on the level of a nog.
L0L WUT
I was talking to some robot, at about this time last night, and I suggested to them to listen to a band called Saint Motel. They were watching tv with their mom, but I fell asleep before I could reply to them.
>he's gay because women won't go for him
Could you be any more pathetic?
Fuck off normie i dont give a a shit about fags but you dont talk shit about robots.
i hope you die in your sleep
>>37839616
>i hope you die in your sleep
Is that supposed to be a bad thing?
>stayed up past 2:30 am to see if a potential qt would reply
What the hell is wrong with me? Have any of you ever done this?
Yeah, with friends too. But I stay up late anyway.
Also source, I forgot the name of those comics.
>>37839575
Clemintine from terrible terrible terrible
>>37839731
That's the name, thank you anon.
I just wanna fuck a T H I C C bitch before I pass away.
Get a prostitute my dude
Make sure she's original before you go in