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>Go to jump off bridge to kill self
>I own guns
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>some unfunny faggot tells me to post in this stupid thread
>i actually do it
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who else here /smart/
>2100 chess rank
>engineering degree
still no gf
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>>35352047
I never claimed to be funny...
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About to move to Irvine, California in a couple days. Never been in the US, much less california.
Any robots live in that state give me a rundown of what to expect?
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It's Mexico 2.0
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Spics everywhere
>>35351916
>/threading yourself
disgusting
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>>35351925
>3 posters
>2 replies
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Who else wants to don a scary mask and attack women?
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>>35351783
u don't need to wear a scary mask anon
you ugly as fuck already
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>>35351809
I, personally, think Anon looks very handsome.
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>>35351783
Why is Butthead assaulting that woman?
Vaccines don't cause autism, it's just a consp-
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>>35351775
>be Amerilard
>get autism (and diabetes)
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Being Anglo causes autism. This is a fact.
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>>35351815
>and diabetes
thanks to good here in europe we have a lot more strict laws about food quality
>>35351837
why? if there's a race that's genetically autistic i would say that is the asian.
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Do niggers get offended if I call then nibbas?
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>>35351749
Holy fuck you dumb euros make garbage posts
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>>35352256
fuck off you disgusting shit skin. i swear people like you absolutely make me sick
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>>35352256
Stay mad amerishart
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I finally fucking lost my virginity today. I seriously thought I would live and die without that experience.
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>>35351733
gratz anon.
context ?
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>>35351733
Good job op. How was it?
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Hell ya man. You give me hope.
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Just kill me r9k
DO IT
FUCKING DO IT
I CAN'T END MY OWN LIFE JUST DO IT FOR ME
GOD I'M SO FUCKING PATHETIC
FUCKING HELL I HATE MYSELF, I HATE EVERYTHING
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>>35351728
Good God... Chill dude... What happened?
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>>35351728
what happened op give us a rundown
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>>35351728
Can I get your boi pucc before and after I kill you? If so, I'm game
Bongs what's it like to grow up and live in England? My ancestors were some of the first settlers of North Carolina so my roots here go back centuries but I sometimes think it would've been comfy to grow up and live in the fatherland.
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>>35351705
Countryside is often like pic related.
Cities are pretty shitty apart from a tiny few, which are either incredibly expensive and exclusive or full of transgender liberal arts students.
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>>35351714
How could one make a living and live in one of these small towns? Are Americans welcome?
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>>35351705
I grew up in a village like this. Well, to be more accurate that part of the village was about half a mile away - I was on a council estate which was nothnig like that. Still, the gentrified part of the old village was much like this. Council estates are kind of like the projects in America I suppose. Not too many ethnics though; just white trash. Probably more Pakis now than there was when I was growing up there, I should imagine. White trash, Polish, Somalis, Pakis, Bangladeshis. Just bottom-tier people in general.
Anyway, those places are full of tracksuited underage drinkers, everyone stinks of weed, there's at least one local pedo that everyone knows about, a lot of broken glass and generalised violence. That kind of thing. Al lthe buildings are pebble-dashed and cheap with plasterboard inner doors. There's a bin smell as well.
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>you will never have a caring and cute black wife
Just kill me, ok?
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You have a shit mindset if you think a nigger is good wife material jej
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>>35351725
Senegalese female niggers are quite a material. Not necessary wife material, but sex material for sure
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>>35351703
>you will never have a caring and cute black wife
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penguins :D
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>>35351702
Having a tight-knit community like that must be pretty crazy
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>>35351702
penguins are comfy as fuck
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tell me your feels asianbots
pls whiteys and femwhores no invade
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>>35351604
white woman here what you gonna do about it
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I'm white sorry, but I can tell you of my Asian friends problems! He only finds white women attractive really, but says that white women don't like his skin color and Asian look
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wow you cant ask nicely for something huh
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i need to do an experiment 2017-03-07 10:26:21 Post No.35351598
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i need to do an experiment
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So this is the 3rd time posting this, and I guess I'll keep posting until I find what I'm looking for.
I want to conduct an experiment. I want to pay (a) girl(s) to take pictures with me. For snapchat mainly. These pics will be casual pictures of us hanging out. She will take selfies with me in the background for example, as if she took my phone and started snapchatting. I have quite a lot of girls from uni on snapchat who will see this. Done repeatedly with enough girls this will create a lot of value for me. I believe that for a (below) average guy, social proof and pre-selection is the only super-legit way to get girls attracted. The trick is that in these pictures, the girl has to look somewhat interested in me, but not excessive because that would look fake. It also shouldn't be kissing or whatever, because that would be obnoxious. Just the fact that she's taking pics with me would be enough. I truly suspect that the girls I know from my social circle will become interested in me and I can finally start getting laid. This would be quite a legendary experiment if done right and it all works out. From robot to chad with a stupid trick.
The question is : WHERE can I find girls willing to do this? They need to be in Germany/Netherlands/UK/Belgium. Although america could work too if that's the only option. I will PAY these girls good. It can't be that hard to find right?
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>>35351598
How much are you willing to pay senpai ?
What type of girls do you want ?
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>>35351598
Get good at 3d modeling and do it yourself.
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>9gag
Pls leave faggot
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Wtf where did Stacy come from then? 2017-03-07 10:25:46 Post No.35351594
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Wtf where did Stacy come from then?
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Chad is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white man, typically single and in his 20s or early 30s.
The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois, and was further popularized by a satirical website dedicated to the Lincoln Park Chad Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood.
The female counterpart to the Chad, in slang, is the "Trixie"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chad_(slang)
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Stacy is the name of every popular girl ever. See: Movies and IRL.
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The name Stacy itself is "Barbie" but set for real world encounters. Chad and Brad are similar.
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Any Bulgarian robots here?
Molq vi, pishete
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Namirat se
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Molq nqkoi ako moje da mi pomogne da si namerq malko trevica v Sofia
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>>35352675
treva = normie
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>tfw turning 30 in a few days
Any 30+ robots want to share how turning 30 was for you? Also any robots also dreading their upcoming birthday?
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Mines in october OP
I'm fucking dreading it, no family left to spend it with now so idk what I'm going to do.
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>>35351622
What have you done in birthdays past?
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>>35351652
Very little, last year I bought a cake but never got around to eating it. I usually just go for an 'all-day-walk' where I just go wherever and do whatever, it clears my head usually.
But I'm turning 30, I feel like im 18 again and telling my dad I "don't want a party" again, im sick of these feels.