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>>35366888
go to /pol/
orinini

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check a therapist

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>>35366888
See? I'm not trying to do that, but I've noticed a lot of coincidences like that happen to me lately, especially when I post things like that, or things that I think Kek would like.

>>35366912
I do that sometimes already

>>35366922
I do that too

>>35366875

You obviously haven't made a bait thread yet.

>tfw you've made several non-bait threads that reached 500 replies in the past 2 weeks

>>35366875
Are you serious? That's really easy to achieve, anon. You just got to be a little more creative and think of something personal that people want to get of their chests. Or just start a thread with 'I'm a fembot,'

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>that kid who made threads on 4chan and got ignored

>>35367304
Top bantz, roblox

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>that kid who played roblox and armor games in the library all lunch

Seems like us older siblings are always the inferior ones. I think parents fuck up with the first kid, then they learn how to raise a child properly. Oh well

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>when your younger brother of 4 years makes 76k gives you dosh and helps you get back on your feet

>tfw middle child
>don't think my parents even remember I live with them

Neet please go away! I am but a humble wagie trying to survive! Can't you see how unfair it is to take my hard earned money for your anime figurines?

Please leave me be in their office cubical I sit!

>>35366793
>turn off internet
>watch world be destroyed
Jejeehe...

These threads are getting more ridiculous every day and I'm kinda starting to find them funny.
It's still shitposting, though, so please refrain from creating them again.

>>35366783
>Every robot sees him as Chad
>He actually has a degree from MIT

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>>35366783

I probably won't be Brigitte Nielsen either

>>35366816
I would post what MIT actually looks like, but I don't want to be on Karma's bad side.

>>35366780
HNNNNG THICC

>>35366780
right one looks like a modern pokemon

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>>35366780

Well anon? It ain't gonna sniff itself!

i want to be retarded

>>35366774
sounds like retarded is the way to be

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Reminder lads: non-suicidal people are literally non-sentient.

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wyte men? where? u sure bout dah

>>35366768
>Avril Lavine's younger sister

Avril Lavine hasn't been relevant in over 12 years, why would her no name sister matter?

>>35366905
cuz white boi mad asian men are stealing all your womyn hahaha stay mad

orinigale

>>35366729
>3D
>Waifu
You're an absolute fucking idiot.

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I want to lick Mutsumi

>>35366695
I don't want a relationship, and I haven't met them

>>35366695
Because that could only lead to me becoming a beta orbiter again

>loving anything
They're dead and so am I

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>tfw avoided family so long that it feels awkward to be around them normally anymore

>>35366820
It's so alien to me the fact that there's people out there who voluntarily talk to relatives.

>fantasies about killing off family line and self to end the suffering

mirin traps and spinal erectors

>>35366689

That girl is wayyyyyyy too skinny

>>35366715
this.
Would only bang a few times whilst scouting girls with more ass.

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>mic is always plugged in even when i fap
>FBI has heard me masturbate and moan embarrassing shit thousands of times

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>tfw use my phone to masturbate in bed
i don't even care man.
if the CIA wants to watch me finger my ass and jack off to loli every night that's their deal

>>35366673
>>35366714
jesus fucking christ

i hate it when random ass people say that shit, like they're so important that the FBI and CIA takes valuable time out of terrorism investigations to spy on them

you're not that important, unless of course you're looking at shit online that is questionable

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>>35366670
You sound like you're set for life. Collect insurance dosh and file for disability.

>>35366670
Your short term is so fucked that you really don't want to think about long term right now.

>gets to take it easy for several months on FMLA and maybe even sue the guy who hit him
>if he's fucked up enough he can get on disability
>at the very least he can get on medical marijuana for his pain

Fuck you OP you just got a blessing in disguise