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Why does everything I try FAIL

I put all my work into things just to watch them crash and burn. WHY

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What is BLACKED's end game? Why do they churn out a new video every week and why is it spammed here nonstop?

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A Tank (Pz.Kpfw. III Ausf. J) or a T-rex?

Some facts:
>Tank weighs 25,000kg, the Rex weighs 9000kg.
>Tank can travel at 25mph on roads and 12mph off road, the Rex can travel up to 30mph on all terrain.
>Tank has a 50-mm main gun and a coaxial machine gun, the Rex has a bite strength of 12,800 pounds

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So /r9k/, who is your tranny waifu?

Which ones do you think look like decent girls (male) you'd be okay to hang out with?
Which ones would you let suck your cock?
And which ones look like batshit /fugly freaks??

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>"LEGATE ANONIMUS, SIR! This is Titus Andromachus, messenger from Governor Tendicius. I am ready to give my report!"
>"Normie barbarians hordes have already taken most of the province of 4Chan, invading en masse from the territories of Tumblr and Reddit. Moresoover, barbarians we have already federated, the /Pol/ish, have rebelled, as they saw our weakness and seized the opportunity, and are getting out of their the region the Emperor provided to contain them; Tendicius asked me to give you his final orders, as the bastions under his jurisdiction, /b/ and /soc/, have fallen (OOC roman logistics is slow, deal with it)."
>"Legate, your garnison of /r9k/ is one of the last remaining line of defenses between the Empire and Internet civilization itself. The Legio VIII, Wizardicus Victii, has declared itself renegade, meaning the Emperor cannot provide with any reinforcements. The Governor's orders are as such: stand your ground to the last man. Rally as many of the natives, the "robots", as you can as foederatis, then hold the line and crush these invaders. We cannot allow 4chan to fall, or the Internet will soon follow."
>"I go now deliver these news to the God-Emperor himself, in the hope that he will find some logic in that chaos and save the Internet world. I wish swift victory to you, Legate; after all, Internet Invictaa!"

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Its my birthday today...

It doesnt feel special and I'm spending it alone..

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>tfw I will never have an epic get that will leave fellow anons with awe and respect that I deserve

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>have overweight gf
>sex isn't great, but everything else is
>always have someone to talk to and cuddle
>hot girl hits on me
>think she's super attractive, but don't care
>she's probably a spoiled narcissist
>have no respect for any women besides my gf

I've become so jaded to attractive women that I don't think I could ever be around them longer than a class period. I feel like they are un datable.

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What are some essential movies that everyone should watch?

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Is it true that most girls don't really care about the length of your dick?

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Lets have a heartbroken feels thread.

>Be me
>25
>move to new town to start life
>get shit apartment
>meet qt metal head grill
>she's extremely quiet and kind of weird
>hear Russian accent when she finally spoke
>immediately like her a lot
>7/10
>coolest girl i've ever met
>she has to go back home for a while in Alaska
>her only friend died
>she's gone almost a month
>i miss her while she's gone
>start to feel different about it
>she comes back
>i don't know what happened
>two weeks pass
>she hides in her house because I'm pretty sure she can see I've lost my connection to her
>i get her to finally come out
>take her to get her a drink
>tell her how i feel and that i don't feel a connection anymore
>she's silent but still smiling
>i don't understand
>we laugh like everything is normal
>i still don't understand
>drive her to her apartment
>tell her how sorry i am for leading her on
>"It's okay Anon. I'm used to it."
>she says this with a smile
>i'm crushed that i hurt her
>i know she's hurting


I fucked up guys. I finally had it all.

I fucked up and broke her heart and I don't know how to get that connection back with her.

Why did this happen? I had it all and my heart just left it.
What the fuck is wrong with me

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Why won't they make a second season? It's still so popular, and the manga is still ongoing.

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What's your excuse for not doing this?

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Any other masochistic femanons here who love it when woman-hating robots verbally degrade girls/call us names? I love being told I'm a stupid worthless whore, a dumb cunt, a cumdumpster, etc. It honestly makes my pussy all tingly. I love how they're not submissive and desperate around every girl. It's such a turn on to be told I'm a stupid useless fucking cunt or something.

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Who /uppercross/ here?
Im 20 and I have this.
Frequent neck and shoulder pain and lower back is weak.
>grocery clerk for 3 9/12 years
>"that kid" in high school
Post stats or share story.