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Would you date a girl who has taken lewd phonographs of herself?
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>>38377233
I would if she made them for me. Bonus points if she's 100+ years old.

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Are you a Dehydrated Dan or a Sicc Sipper?

Drink 8 glasses of water a day to be super sicc!

Stay hydrated my sicc dudes!
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>>38377208
but im water fasting
Only reason to drink water is to keep your spine discs hydrated
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>>38377384
wait you arent drinking water for extended periods of time??
yo im pretty sure "water fasting" means not eating anything but still drinking water in between my dude

Bought a pack of cigarretts after having smoked the last time 7 years ago (was a teen and it was "cool" though I stole the cigarettes and smoked alone.

Just smoked two cigarrettes and I fucking hated it. I didn't want to get in touch with the smoke, nor did I try to inhale it.
My nose burns, my eyes burn, my throat feels clogged, my fingers smell, I smell, I fell like I got a disease from just smoking two cigarrettes.
It's fucking awful. I was looking for something that helps me chill out. But it literally did the opposite, instead I feel more stressed out, due to the things around smoking.

I wanted to try E-cigarettes as well, but I heard they're toxic as well if they're set too hot, and the one I have doesn't allow for a temperature change. It literally has an on and off button.

Fucking great waste of money.
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>>38377195
where do i unsubscribe to this blog?

also sage
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>>38377253
>t. tobacco lobbyist

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This board is mostly memes isn't it, you guys aren't actually virgins in your 20's right?
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>>38506400
I'm a virgin in my 30's to be honest.
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This isnt actually a bait post right
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>>38506400

Y-yeah, w-why would you think that? haha...

I WANT TO NICO NICO NECK MYSELF
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>>38377183
NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ANATA NO HA-TOOOO NO NICO NICO NI NICO NI OBOETERU RA-BUUU NIIIII!!!!
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>>38377183
orriginal pictre related

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giv me ONE reason why i shouldnt kill myself right now give me ONE reason to live?? no stupid answers
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>>38506385
Just do it already, make sure to set up a livestream of it first
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>>38506385
Some context please? If you say nogf you deserve to die.
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>>38506438
im a girl but im ugly

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>me
>today getting pizza
>5pm
>leaving
>I say to the woman behind the counter
>Have a nice Nay
wanted to say night but I was looking at day light and said nay

>walking dog
>old woman walking towards me
>as I pass she says good morning
>"heymn"
meant to say hey.

I often call men mamas and women sir
Idk if I'm just being a sperg or have a speech impediment. I can't pronounce st's and our-are etc Any ideas on how to improve this
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>>38377142
deslyxia?
google it up.

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remember that no matter how bad your life are right now. you can never make them good like they were in the 90's and early 2000's.
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>>38377123
The 90's were only great if you compare it to 2000's. Otherwise, shit sucked in the 90's.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ankcc4OQ8BU

>When a beta tries to pick up a girl in public
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apparently I'm hot? and she wants to go out? this had better not be a prank
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>>38377018
All I can say is, good luck.
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I hope it's a prank tbqh. I just can't help it. I'm not fond of normies.
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>>38377018
don't panic, act normal.

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<--- Why the fuck does this anorexic attention whore have half the internet pandering to her and being all caring and concerned 'n' shit? Like, thousands of people have eating disorders, mental illnesses, health problems, etc....what the fuck makes her so special?

Not a lot pisses me off but this does. I just hate how she's feeding sweetly on all the attention she gets whilst millions of other people get kicked to the fucking curb.
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>>38506310
Post the video of her vagina slip. No one cares about that other stuff
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>>38506310
Please don't talk about my gf like that

Thank you
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How does an emaciated skeleton have such long healthy hair?

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>i've felt the hate risse up in me, kneeled down and clear the stone of leaves
I wonder out where you can't see, inside my shell, I WAIT AND BLEED
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I used to love slipknot

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any robots in the abq New Mexico area tell me what you honestly think about this place i need robot brothers to hang out with this place in my opinion is horrible its full of spics and degenerates who get away with everything because the mexicans in this state all stick together no matter what profession it is they could literally murder someone and get like 8 months in the pin because the gov here has a biased against the mean white people. what are you're thoughts on abq i want to get the fuck out of here one day
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also the colleges here with all the chad's and stacies are a fucking joke i hate UNM students and CNM students are well alright but NM state studnets are all sluts who party i hate it hear and would rather go into debt getting out of here than staying trapped in this shit hole
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>>38376966
I'm thinking about going to UNM. Is it really that bad?
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>>38377324
DO NOT MOVE HERE IT IS SO HORRIBLE I HAVE BEEN HERE MY WHOLE LIFE AND ALL ANYBODY WANTS TO DO IS GET OUT LOOKUP NEW MEXICO REVIEWS AND YOU WILL SEE JUST HOW BAD IT IS DONT FALL FOR THE
> LE MOUNTAINS MEME
OR THE
> LE CULTURE MEME
THERE IS NO CULTURE ONLY HOMLESS SPICS AND DRUGS AND THE WOMAN HAVE PAINTED EYE BROWSE AND EXPECT ONLY CHAD AND ARE SO STUCK UP THERE IS NO DATING LIFE HERE DO NOT COME HERE

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>tfw going to suck this daddy's cock tomorrow

Anyone else ever sucked daddy dick? Pls share
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>>38506303
Tiny penis I repeat we have detect a tiny penis!
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Itty bitty baby dich top kek
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Me

I kept choking on it but eventually I made him cum and swallowed it all like a good girl.

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Men and women are two halves of a whole and are stronger together than they are apart.
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So is Genocide and Germany, doesn't mean they should be together
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>>38376930
True, but women were made for men and you need us to survive. Men weren't made for women, we can live and thrive without you.
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>>38376954
The state of this board would indicate that without a companion of the opposite sex life is more miserable.


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