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It feels gross
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>>36633066
looks like my dick but more dry. Are you staying hydrated? Try lotioning up every 24 hours, and make sure you wash gently with dove soap every night.
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>>36633066
You should chop it off lol, is that the response you wanted?
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>>36633066
it looks okay to me
maybe a bit dry but that's easily remediable
shaving might help too
Why in the FUCK can't I talk to womyns?
>smoking pot with a buddy
>we decide to go for a walk
>tfw saw a 10/10 qt
>first thought was "I want to marry her and start a beautiful family
>buddy says "go talk to her man"
>walk up to her
>spaghettispilled.pdn
>"uhh- uh hello i am anon, and you are?"
>get scared
>briskly walk away avoiding eye contact with anyone I pass
What in the Fucking FUCK is wrong with me
>pic related, she looked almost identical to Zooey
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Its okay
You're just the way evolution made you
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>>36633047
Here's a tip about bitches with black hair and blue eyes: Red Flag.
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>>36633353
she had perfect beautiful hazel eyes and it made my fucking heart hurt
I just wish I wasn't retarded
>tfw you got called cute by a guy for the first time
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The first time I went in public dressed as a girl, a guy asked for my number. I was too shy though but it felt nice.
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>>36633179
>The first time I went in public dressed as a girl, a guy asked for my number. I was too shy though but it felt nice.
That's cute
you must be really cute :)
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>tfw no boys to call cute and have fun with
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Is anger the best emotion 2017-04-29 04:05:31 Post No.36633038
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Is anger the best emotion
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Anyone else, i am praying here. ANYONE ELSE. Feel as if anger is the one emotion that makes life so much better for you.
I am so angry, at so much shit in my life and it made me so bitter so resentful so damn dark and cold. I am just fueled by anger at this point.
I cant even suicide cause my anger wouldnt allow me to just throw in the towel. I WILL HAVE WHAT I WANT EVEN IF I HAVE TO BEAT THAT LESSON INTO EVERYONES SKULL
Is there anyone else who feels this way. That anger is the best emotion
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>>36633038
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WITH ME ANON. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
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>>36633077
REEEEEEEEEEEE NO MORE NO MORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Anger made me what I am. Marcus Aurelius said that it is more evil, the worst infraction to commit evil and hurtful acts out of greed. than it is to commit them out of anger. Anger is a build up of pain, anguish, resentment and so forth. It is caused by an outside force. Others did it to you and progressively made your life shit. It all builds up. Every little thing, every retarded fag chad, stacy whore, every clueless stoner babbling away on rebbit, every dumb college fucker wasting money and government grants only to get a stupid degree, every corrupt government teacher destroying a child's sense of morality. Every stupid dumb generic meme quip on the internet, worthless quotes that make no sense plastered in everyone's profile's and t shirts to make them look deep, every stupid social rights movement for niggers, women, trees etc. Dipshit parents who raised you as a shut in, split up, and fucking destroyed your developmental process and fucked your cognitive growth, creating an anti social, clueless, low IQ autist like me. The fucking state funded oublic education always changing to different programs that get quickly outdated once the agenda changes to something else to keep the shekels rolling. Nobody knows. nobody cares. Everyone just has to "be themselves". We all gotta be fucking special. Life is all about Singing bad song to a shitty beat, but its ok because you had "fun". Life's all about fucking wildly because it "feels good" and its "lit" even though you aren't married you rip your clothes off half erect/moist and endulge in your drunken late night sexy time starring Thunderdick Chaddington and Clamclita Roastynus only to destroy your life before finishing college or worse highschool, having an autist kid with someone you don't love and spend the next 18 years torturing him and going at each other's throats or you end up tearing the house apart, sue each other into oblivion and as always momma clit clam gets all the alimony, chad kills himself,
>ywn have a smol cuteboy bf
>ywn be compliment his looks and give him the confidence to wear girly clothes
>ywn walk down the street while holding hands, turning a boring walk to the store to a romantic outing
>ywn pick his tiny frame up and carry him into the house
>ywn throw him on the bed and roughhouse until it turns flirty and sexual
>ywn fall asleep while listening to another human's soft breathing as you hold them close
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>>36633037
umm
h-hi anon
do you want to be my friendm-maybe
I would really l-like to talk to you... if you have time... it's ok if you don't
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>tfw you don't know how to turn the faucet off once it's on and you end up killing him
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>>36633325
I love these kind of pictures
grandma is in the hospital again for the 3rd time since february
complaining of chest pains and shortness of breath. she was just in there for the same reason not even a month ago, and in february she had a ministroke
it won't be long now before she joins my grandfather in death, who died last june
why does life have to be so cruel? you survive 83 long years and your reward is a sad, slow, painful death
she was always my sole provider and enabler of my NEET life so now i'll have to somehow magically pull a job out of my asshole after 5 years
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>this thread will fade to page 10 while a women hate thread will remain at page 1
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Same with my grandma lately. Irregular heartbeat but she's younger.
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>>36633031
Sadly, it happens to all of us. I lost so many relatives already.
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Why aren't you out partying tonight?
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cause I don't even know where to find a party
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I'm 34 with a wife and kids and a mortgage:-)
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>>36633059
post pics of your wife pls
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Betas who are encouraged to be confident/bold/etc are even worse than your average beta. He LITERALLY thought he could have PIC RELATED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
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>>36632978
They're literally kids. It's not like it fucking matters later in their life. Just an oddball.
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>>36633018
bruh if shes a kid then ima kid nom sayin?
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>>36632978
But he became Chad and got a Stacy gf after that
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>She's out there drinking his cum
>You're at home sitting on your bum
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I-is she really?
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>>36633145
What isn't drying on her face.
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>>36632975
Which one? the bitch whom I only want to fuck? I guess. The moment you stop trying to own a bitch is the moment when you start to not care about the shit she could be doing.
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posted this in /tg/ but didn't get a reply from those nerds. thought my fellow robits could help me out instead since this is coming from the perspective of a robot.
moved to a new city recently and i don't really know anyone. i've been curious about magic for a while and think it could be a good way to meet new people. there's a game store near me so that's good. i'm a little intimidated to go in completely clueless though. will they try to sell me garbage? what can i expect? also how much money should i expect this to cost me if ijust want to play casually some friday nights?
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jesus am I shadow banned or something?
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>>36633671
nah desu. But it's 1am where I am and later in the UK.
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>>36633690
ah well thanks guess im just gonna go to bed
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>yfw the BBC meme wasn't just a meme
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>>36632920
Just go away of /r9k/ nigger,this is not the place for you
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>>36632952
I'm not a nigger, just a sissy robot that was trolling craigslist and found this guy. He says he's 6'2".
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Yeah black guys probably on average have bigger dicks.
Do I care? No. There are far more problems keeping me from having a woman in my life than my 5 inch dick. I'm not getting laid any time soon so whatever.
>but the jews are convincing the world that black guys and white girls should fuck and you're getting cucked
I've been basically cucking myself for years and people I dont like, of all races, have been fucking together for far longer than I've been alive so whatever.
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Who else /geneticallyinferior/ here?
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>>36632864
Genetics are a meme, every life is sacred and has equal value.
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>tfw good genes but stunted growth
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>>36632885
>Genetics are a meme, every life is sacred and has equal value.
In what world do you live?
>went through a communist phase when I was a teenager
>thought I outgrew it
>growing increasingly angry at having to work minimum wage
>disrespected by other students who come into the store or order food and assume I'm uneducated because I have to work for my money
>have tens of thousands of dollars in student debt and still a year to go
>meanwhile Chaddy B. McMoney's dad is paying for his education and letting him inherit the family business while striving to ensure wages don't rise along with inflation
I know communism isn't the answer, but fuck. That class anger is coming back. I even convinced my manager to give me free food by telling him he was only protecting the profit margins of the same corporate entity which exploits his labor daily, but I suppose he might just have wanted me to shut up.
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>>36632852
use that anger to fuel success, something about your post makes me think you're sincere and in that case, I'll be sincere too.
The first thing you should do is get off this board, I mean do you think Chaddy B.'s dad was on here when he made his money?
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>>36632852
>posting the inferior version
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>>36632892
I've been working on a lot of projects over the course of the past couple years. I doubt I'll get rich, but I'm at least beginning to maneuver myself into a position where I can eventually do something I enjoy doing.
It's 12am and I worked for ten hours today, on top of writing half a dozen articles for the online publication I've a contract with. I guess I could be doing more, but fuck - I'm spent.
However, I'm hoping to do a lot of research summer and fall to put together a book I'd like to write (sounds meme-y but my current editor is encouraging me and says he'll hook me up with some industry connections).
In the meantime, I'm just probably going to content myself by being bitter at the system.
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>Autism doesn't show up in women until their mid 20's
Tick tock
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Pretty sure my sister of 25 is on the autistic a spectrum.
Are women just able to more easily fall into the the tropes of what it is to be female? What gives?
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This is BS.
A friend of mine is around 16, and is very much autistic. Check your facts again, Anon The Science Guy.
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>>36632764
this is probably true, I'm 26 and women around my age are retarded as fuck, like goddamn you wanna punch a bitch for the stupid shit she spews out.
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Hey. Anon, right? Can we talk? 2017-04-29 03:50:29 Post No.36632761
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Hey. Anon, right? Can we talk?
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>Listen, anon, I'm going to be upfront about this because I like you and I respect you: I think your girlfriend is pretty hot.
>So here's what's gonna happen: I'm gonna go and ask her to come back to my place where I'm going to have sex with her in such a life-changing, dominant way that someone like you will never be able to satisfy her ever again.
>Now don't get me wrong: I don't love her. And I'm not planning to be with her for any longer than maybe a week? But she WILL leave you for me and she will NEVER come back. There's nothing I can do about that.
>Now, you can try to fight me on this, but let's be honest with ourselves: there's no possible scenario in which she chooses you over me.
>I really am sorry, man, but I have not had sex in a week and this is just how the world works.
>Hey, tell you what: next round's on me, yeah?
>Okay, I'm gonna go steal your girl. Later, bro.
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>>36632761
*pull out my smith and wesson*
>What the fuck? Anon, NO ANON
>IT WAS JUST A JOKE ANON NO PLEASE
KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
CHCHCHCHHCCHHCHEHEHEHEHCHCHCHCHCH
PEWPWEW PEW PEW DIE NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36632794
>Hey, anon, are you okay? You kind of zoned out for a second there.
>Hey, man, it's getting pretty late so I'm just gonna go talk to your girlfriend and get this over with.
>Want me to call you an Uber?
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>>36632761
For my esteem. There is no possible way you are hotter than me, therefore, you are troll. Nice try u bitch.