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>>37213529
>are women all fucking the same men?
Yes. Hypergamy. Look it up.

>talk to any guy who is under 22 and flat on average or below and there is a good chance they are still a virgin
This is not true from my experience.

>>37213529
I'd guess somewhere between 5-15% of men aged 22 are virgins.

Supply and demand. There are less women aged 18 - 40 than man on the planet. Women are therefore in demand.

If more females than males were born, men would be in demand and there would be more female virgins.

>>37213429
>small achievments thread
>>managed to parallel park the first try

How u do dat. Shit is hard in big cars with traffic

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>Killed myself
>Didn't succeed
>Will try again

>managed to knock up my mom

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I want a qt latina gf like this one

>>37213037
>look ese' i posted it again, eh
kill yourself, faggot

>>37213053
are there pictures of her since she turned 18?

Can you fucking type properly? Jesus christ what the fuck is up with this autistic stuttering through text

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>>37212835
fucking kill yourselves you walking aids cases

>>37212835
S-s-stop t-typing like a f-faggot having a s-s-s-seizure

>>37212830
theyd be here already you stupid 'know your meme' browsing faggot

Nope. Impossible. Every single atom in the universe would have to revert back to its original position at a given time which would require an infinite amount of power.

>>37212830
Easy, I've already looked into it for myself.

>>37212784
An r63 version, yes.

I'd wreck fem-me.

>>37212784
I'd ruined his life for a laugh.

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>>37212784
>>37212811
^This

I would totally play video games and bro it up with a clone of myself though, I always needed a player 2 growing up as an only child.

Remember to check them for spiders before each use

>>37212758
what is that a thing

So, you can keep me
Inside the pocket of your ripped jeans
Holding me closer to our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone, wait for me to come home

louder than anyone will ever be with you in bed

ROASTIES GETTING TOASTY

>>37212609

shit comeback, leave it to Chad 'cause you ain't got the gift.

>>37212609

Are you roasting me for being a virgin on /r9k/?

>>37212451
Do it while you're eating pussy

J-j-j-j-just s-s-s-s-s-s-stop-p-p-p pit.

>>37212451
Take your damn time. Wait to speak until you can form your words. Also watch the King's Speech for tips...

gorsh

>>37212393
i so fucking relate to this.

>>37212393
I like goofy girls.

But only goofy girls (female).

Are you a girls (female), OP?

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>>37212092
I couldn't tell you anon girls don't like me either......
try not to worry about it that's what I do

>>37212092
that pic makes me sad for him

>>37212092
>>37212130
Because it's clear ho sad you are and noboy wants to be around a sadfag. So pretend to be happy and talk to people, then they will start talking to you

sort of? just do cheek or forehead it's just as meaningful without being strange

>>37212090
Do you kiss your brother/sister ever?

>>37212064
depends on how.

>>37212046
You must be at least eighteen (18) to browse this board. Go get your middle school us history lesson from google.

>>37212149
They never taught us that shit in high school, let alone middle school.
Middle school is mostly about foreign history, Rome, the Renaissance, things like that. High school stops pretty shortly after Nixon leaves

>>37212046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFV1uT-ihDo

yeah women are psychos, dont ever try that angle. they simply do not understand
depending on the girl just talk again like normal might work else youre screwed.

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Nothing

Seriously, I don't know if you're underage or what but just don't message her again until she messages you back and if she does play it cool

>>37212085
I'm 20, but I've heard this advice before.

>>37212061
I'm kinda bummed about it but fuck it. I'm probably screwed, and I'm okay with that.

>>37211795
It's alive and it's going to come back to suck your blood.

>>37211795
do you have any pets?
it probably came from your pets
good luck and kill it, I think you have to stomp it or something?

Fuck ticks. It was an extra long winter where I am, so they're supposed to be bad this year.

As for the mark, it's probably nothing, leave it for a couple days and if it's still there go see a doctor or something.

Keep checking your head, armpits, bellybutton, crotch, and ass for more. Aren't bugs just the greatest?