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Guys, i need some serious help.

Ive developed an unhealthy addiction to Polish boys to the point of practically worshipping them as gods.

I cant stop thinking about how beautiful and attractive they all are, especially when i have a crush on one in person.

My fetishizing is starting to ruin my life because im so enthralled, i cant think about anything else than poles. I just want to marry one but i cant.
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If you want a Polish sperg boy I'm here for you :3

I-it's fine if you don't though..
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>>37129951
I guess you're really attracted to poles on Poles.
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>>37130058
Why are you so perfect? Why does your kind have to taunt me with their aesthetic brilliance? Its rude.

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Atheism is still the most rational belief, regardless of what your internet community says is ''cool'' or ''cringey''. Remember that. Get in here btfo christfags and post your fedora tipping pics, and be sure not to make any arguments.
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>my mom is making me to to church again

I told her if she could beat me in a debate then I'd agree to go but she just argued with me until my brother punched me really hard in the arm a couple times and told me to shut up and get in the car. I DON'T WANT TO GO TO FUCKING CHURCH ON SUNDAY FUCK
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god is the biggest example of a spook
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>>37129910
Dude, I've always been an atheist, ever since I was a kid I would question all that weird fairy tale church was giving us. But holy shit, I hate the militant atheist community so fucking much!

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how to get rid of, or at least temporarily stop feeling emotion without buying anything? my emotions are holding me back from doing my work and i need to pass or im getting kicked out.
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kill yourselfdddddd
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>>37129878
>my emotions are holding me back from doing my work
What do you do?
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>>37129955
i do school work for the rich kids in the area so i can afford rent.

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This has to be one of the best movie posters I've ever seen and one that you would never see in the US.

The film is apparently a Norwegian comedy about a 15 year old girl coming to terms with a boyfriend and her hormones. It's a light hearted expose of what it's like to be a horny teenage girl that doesn't hold back in graphicness and nudity...so I read. European movies sound interesting.
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>>37129787
Yes, indeed all European movies feature nudity and sex, normally around little girls
They even show graphic materials
You should go to an arthouse theater, must be full of artsy fartsy people but they are also looking for the little girls and the frontal nudity
every
european
movie
ever
is
like
this
Told you, that's true

are amerifags still living in the 60s?
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Way to promote underage sex right in time for the muslim conquests.
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why are euros such pedos

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Anyone else hoping he'll make Elliot Rodgers look like a joke?
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>>37129774
Elliot was a joke.
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>>37129774
Is he still alive ? Where can i see him ? Is he on youtube ?
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>>37129948
His channel is called the cwcvilleguardian I think

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Ask a real whizzard who studies Metaphysics your future....comment and state one word concerning what you want to know the future of....I will then give you that situation/person(s)s) /objective(s) PAST PRESENT FUTURE in a response to your comment.
If things get critical I can work with other Metaphysical tools than Tarot.
Some examples of inquiries -
Love -
Work -
Sex -
Money -
and also you can ask in this way "What should I do in this situation" or just write "situation".
Will see if anyone is even interested - just having some fun.
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>>37129755
Time travel


oroginal
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>>37129755
what do i do with my life op?
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>>37129764
PAST - Discoveries were made , celebrations.

PRESENT - Things are coming together in several dimensions....all the elements needed for success are there and waiting the application of administration.

FUTURE - The subject will find a resurgence of interest. It will "resurrect" .

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Your opinion on Jews? Serious discussion only.
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>>37129607
I hate kikes, but there are a lot of goth jewesses

It's really conflicting
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>>37129607

Individual Jews can be cool but overall I have a negative perception of their community.
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>>37129607
vast majority are decent people from an american perspective, however theres a jewish faction that has a massive stake in high finance and politics that doesnt reflect their demographics at all.

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>hairline got even worse since last visit to barber

who receding/balding here?
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>>37129508
just go bald and get a goatee
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>>37129528

ugly head shape
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>>37129550
post yaself

Hey I'm kind of a normie. I know yall are good people who might be going through hard times right now and I'd like to offer some advice if yall are willing to ask.

We can also just talk about stuff I'm working on being a more personable and inquisitive person

Have a lovely day

Pic unrelated it's the first image I could find that's less than 2mb
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>>37129503
1. You probably have a vagina
2. You overuse y'all

But I won't be a complete asshole so what do you want to talk about. Baseball? Video games? Current events? Good food?
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I am far more intelligent than most people I meet, and interacting with them is almost always frustrating.

Also, I cannot discuss this with anybody without them thinking I'm an arrogant cunt.
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>>37129569

I like 'yall' a lot because it's a one syllable plural you. It's efficient.

I surprisingly do not have a vagina. I do appreciate your engagement, I'm actually kind of nervous about doing this cuz I am not sure how I'll handle it, but I'm curious.

Video games are always good. I've gotten into Binding of Isaac Afterbirth+ and I'm having a great time with it. I looked through old versions of the game and I'm really impressed with how far it has come, it used to look, honestly, almost poorly made.

There's a real dope article on the themes of the game that are apparently pretty close to what Edmund McMillen had in mind. http://www.twinfinite.net/2012/10/01/big-sloppy-slomper-chompers/

I love me some lore. I also love talking about dark souls and stuff.

Also, how are you doing, how's life?

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>says he is a robot with no future
>isn't a 5'8 satanist in buttfuck no-where tenneessee

Wew boy
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>>37129487

>manlet
>satanist
>robot

you're on about three different levels of subhuman wow
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>>37129487
A satanist would just sell his soul at a crossroads for friends and a gf.

If you're currently at the end of the deal, and being chased by hellhounds, then you can complain legitimately.
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>>37129532
I did but she didnt stay too long.

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What's the worst feeling you ever felt?

I start.

>"I love you"
>Couple of days later
>"Goodbye forever"
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Bupropion side effects (constant, extreme panic attacks)
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>"I think it's time we called it a day, anon. I will send you an email and a letter confirming termination of your employment with this company, would you like me to phone you a taxi to the train station"
>"no thanks, (holding Back tears like a little bitch) I can't afford a taxi I'll just walk"

I wish I hadn't begged, I should of given a master class in dignity and strode out with my chest out and chin high
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>>37129479
>dog had bone cancer
>went lame in his back legs
>had to help lift him into the car
>he looks at me with the saddest, most cutting-through-your-soul eyes I've ever seen out of an animal
>shuffle back into the house
>break down crying

It was the worst I've ever felt

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There has to be some girls on here into fatbots or fat fembots looking for other fatbots.

I'm a fatbot that just wants to talk to a bigger girl because it's what I like and we can relate to more things.
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>>37129357
how much do you weight, fatbot?
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>>37129357
>There has to be some girls on here into fatbots
Never met one.
t. fatbot.
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>>37129418
Not OP but i weight 220 at 5'11'' and was a powerlifter in highschool (a year ago) so i still have a nice frame.

Started lifting again and I'm loosing weight. Down 30 lbs actually

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>be senior cut day today
>everybody went to the beach
>nobody likes me enough to invite me to the beach
>classes only have 5-6 people
>1st period people are talking about social issues with people who hate highschool
>one roastie says something along the lines of "if you hate highschool because you don't have any friends it's your fault"
>fucking roastie bitch wouldn't be my friend, neither would anyone else
>but it's my fault they don't like me
>be yourself is a cruel fucking meme
>why did god subject me to this bullshit
>why even bother living if it's spent alone
>why even bother going to class if I'm just sitting alone
>why bother with anything

I FUCKING HATE NORMIES, GOD DIDN'T INTEND FOR ME TO LIVE ON THIS FUCKING EARTH SO WHY EVEN PUT ME HERE. WHAT'S MY PURPOSE OTHER THEN TO MAKE NORMIES FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT BEING A LOSER!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37129354
I know the feeling got shunned back in my old school days so bad i had to do homeschooling because of paranoia that everyone still hates me so glad school life is ove
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>>37129354
>WHAT'S MY PURPOSE OTHER THEN TO MAKE NORMIES FEEL BETTER ABOUT NOT BEING A LOSER!

Hey, at least that's SOME purpose. Better than no purpose at all.
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>>37129354

Drive yourself faggot

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ITT: we rap

>never had a girlfriend never had sex
>I dont give a fuck though I still flex
>fuck a girlfriend if I got a rolex
>only girls I like are the ones that hex
>I'm the only one who can spend my check
>checking my phone but I got no texts
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>>37129345
>checking my phone but i got no texts
kek 10/10
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>>37129345
>Yo OP why are you on this god damn page, don't you know that reddit's for the people your age
>Now go now before this frog goes rage, this is a shit thread, period, sage.
Hip hop is for normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>This thread

Original gontent

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Do you know gikopoi ?
You should hop on sometime to take it easy as a cat in a room that smells like squid.

http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi141_for/flash_gikopoi.html
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>>37129239
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
shit, outta gas
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I got stuck on the roof of the bar, RIP.
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you thought there was a pool on the roof?
there is no pool lollololololololololol

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